Chapter 16: Lucius Malfoy Is Board Out Of His Mind
(A/N I'm sorry about the title. Really am.)
"Welcome to the 12th meeting of the board this year. The chairman for tonight is Cornelius Fudge, the scribe will be Lucius Malfoy," Dolores Umbridge said, and sat down to Fudge's left. On his right Lucius Malfoy was hunched over some parchment, apparently eager to start writing, as he was hopping up and down in his chair excitedly.
"The first issue on the list...." Fudge started.
Lucius wrote down; "The Chairman Richard Rarararararara Dobby rarararararara Richard." Then he got distracted and started to draw pirates in the margins of the page.
Fudge cleared his throat, looking at Lucius who was still scribbling enthusiastically, even though he had finished talking about the first topic minutes ago. Lucius looked up. "Noted, chairman." He said, and immediately went back to his drawings.
"Secondly, the difficulties that have been encountered...." Fudge went on.
"Malfoy rararararararara dobby rarararara knickers rararararara Malfoy rararararara bathtub." Lucius wrote down.
It went on like this for ages, and while several members of the board were falling asleep in their armchairs, Lucius Malfoy kept on writing feverishly.
"Before I declare this 12th meeting of the board closed," Fudge said, "are there any last questions or comments?" As most of the audience was asleep, there was no answer. "Scribe, no comments or questions?" Fudge said, turning to Lucius.
"I'm a fully grown man!" Lucius replied, obviously feeling insulted.
"Hey, that's my line!" Richard said from under the table.
"Shut it, you," Lucius said, whacking Richard over the head with his cane.
(A/N I'm sorry about the title. Really am.)
"Welcome to the 12th meeting of the board this year. The chairman for tonight is Cornelius Fudge, the scribe will be Lucius Malfoy," Dolores Umbridge said, and sat down to Fudge's left. On his right Lucius Malfoy was hunched over some parchment, apparently eager to start writing, as he was hopping up and down in his chair excitedly.
"The first issue on the list...." Fudge started.
Lucius wrote down; "The Chairman Richard Rarararararara Dobby rarararararara Richard." Then he got distracted and started to draw pirates in the margins of the page.
Fudge cleared his throat, looking at Lucius who was still scribbling enthusiastically, even though he had finished talking about the first topic minutes ago. Lucius looked up. "Noted, chairman." He said, and immediately went back to his drawings.
"Secondly, the difficulties that have been encountered...." Fudge went on.
"Malfoy rararararararara dobby rarararara knickers rararararara Malfoy rararararara bathtub." Lucius wrote down.
It went on like this for ages, and while several members of the board were falling asleep in their armchairs, Lucius Malfoy kept on writing feverishly.
"Before I declare this 12th meeting of the board closed," Fudge said, "are there any last questions or comments?" As most of the audience was asleep, there was no answer. "Scribe, no comments or questions?" Fudge said, turning to Lucius.
"I'm a fully grown man!" Lucius replied, obviously feeling insulted.
"Hey, that's my line!" Richard said from under the table.
"Shut it, you," Lucius said, whacking Richard over the head with his cane.