That evening, everyone went to bed as usual; the boys to their rooms and
the girls to theirs. Normal *but we all know things couldn't stay that way
for long ^_^*
Under the cover of darkness, a certain *ominous* figure crept up to the bomb shelter. Erikson threw off his cloak and glared at the anti-Relena Security measures that had been installed that night.
How exactly he did it, no one knows (the cameras had been disabled) but the annoying little cretin bypassed the booby traps and blast doors in the bomb shelter. He went into the boiler room; coincidentally, it was the same room that contained a box with a latched door on it-the opening to the air- conditioning system.
Erikson opened the door, then took a capsule of sleeping gas out of his coat-pocket. He whistled and nonchalantly dropped it into the duct.
"Whoops," he chuckled, slamming the door shut. He went over to a computer that controlled all the systems in the bomb shelter and turned on the air- conditioning system.
Five seconds later, even Duo, who had been up watching Sunday-night football was asleep. Everyone else who had already dozed off was now sawing logs, and they wouldn't wake up for . . . a while.
Erikson rubbed his hands together. "Alright," he said *his habit of talking to himself is very creepy* "Time for Operation Kidnap to commence!" As he ran down the hall containing the bedrooms, he gave a diabolical laugh: "BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
"That's MY laugh!" Akkiko yelled. Erikson froze and went over to the room where Akkiko, Kat and Meg were unconscious in. The door was wide open. He sweatdropped.
Akkiko was sitting up in bed, still totally asleep. A few minutes later she started to drool and collapsed onto the pillow.
Kat turned over. "She's so protective of her laugh," the girl muttered, still sleeping.
Erikson shuddered. "These dams are scary."
"No shit," Meg snored.
~~~
(The next morning)
Kat woke up and dragged herself out of bed. Sleeping gas or no sleeping gas, she always got up at 5 am sharp (A/N: Yeah, I just made that up-there is NO way I would be that crazy). Going out into the kitchen, she saw another note-the paper being pink.
Despite its pinkness, she picked it up and read:
"Dear Kat, Meg and Akkiko,
"I have kidnapped the Gundam Wing pilots! If you want them back, come alone to the bomb shelter 500 hundred kilometres north of here! BWAHAHAHAHA!!
"Love from, Erikson."
Kat raised an eyebrow at the note. She read it five more times, trying to get her brain to compute: Erikson, dumb-ass Erikson, annoying-cretin Erikson, had kidnapped the men in control of the five most destructive weapons on the planet?
(One hour later)
Finally, it clicked: The boys had been kidnapped by Erikson. Why he had kidnapped them, and how the hell he had pulled it off was a mystery to Kat, but she decided to just go with it.
"MEG! AKKIKO!!" She yelled, crashing into their room. The two other girls groaned. Meg looked at her alarm clock, then at Kat.
"Kat, I love you like a sister, and usually I don't harbour any negative thoughts towards you *cough* *cough* but when you wake me up a 6 in the frickin' morning, I may have to resort to drastic measures." Groggily, and moving slowly, the brunette brought an axe from the no-where, and raised it in the air.
"Um, Meg? I'm over here," said a familiar voice about five feet to her left. Meg turned, squinting at Kat, who was sweatdropping.
"Yeah, right," she said, and raised the axe again. Kat held up the note.
"The GW boys have been kidnapped." Meg dropped the axe, and Akkiko sat up.
"WHAT!?"
"How?" Akkiko asked, dumbfounded.
"And by whom?" Meg screeched.
"I have no idea," Kat said. "As for by whom: Erikson."
Silence.
"Erikson?" Akkiko asked.
"Dumb-ass Erikson?" Meg wondered aloud.
"Annoying-cretin Erikson?" they said together.
They sat, brains slowly shutting down; a few minutes later they started to drool. Kat sighed.
"THIS . . . is going to take a while," she said.
~~~
(One hour later)
"Okay, so we know that Erikson has kidnapped our boyfriends," Akkiko said. They were dressed and ready to leave. "But how the hell did he pull it off?"
"And why did he do it?" Meg asked.
"No clue," Kat shrugged.
"But he's YOUR muse!" Meg and Akkiko screamed at her. Kat fell over, eyes little squiggles.
Akkiko sighed. "Come on," she said, and the two girls half-dragged, half- carried the unconscious Kat to the part of the bomb shelter where the Gundams were kept.
"Whew," Meg said, relieved. "Erikson didn't take the machines of ultimate destruction."
"Do you really think he's that intelligent?" Akkiko quipped.
Meg thought for a moment. "You're right; that's giving him WAY too much credit."
"So how are we going to get to this place," Kat asked, waving the note *quick recovery!* "It says its 500 kilometres from here! Not exactly a distance I'm up to walking!"
"Me either," Akkiko said. She was staring at the Gundams. "So how are we. . ."
"Going to get there . . . ?" Meg finished. The two girls glanced at Kat, who was wearing a demonic, but ultimately happy, expression.
"I'm going to hot-wire the Gundams!" she said brightly, and brought a pair of pliers out of her pocket.
Meg and Akkiko stared at each other. "NNNNOOOOOO!!!"
~~~
(In another bomb shelter, 500 km away)
Duo opened his eyes, then closed them again. He was so comfortable where he was-
WHACK! "Wake up you baka!" Heero said. Duo scrunched up his face and rolled over.
WHACK! WHACK! WHACK!
"Duo, this isn't the time for sleeping!" Quatre said.
"Maxwell, get your braided ass awake!" Trowa near-shouted.
"Only a weak onna would be asleep at a time like this," Wufei commented, his tone disgusted.
Duo sat up. "Alright already, I'm awake!" He stretched. "Jeez, you guys can be cranky. . ." He trailed off as he realized he wasn't in his bed. Questions ran through his head: Where was he? How did he get to this bed- less place? Where the HELL was his teddy bear?!
"Uh . . . Guys?" he started to ask.
"We're in another bomb shelter," Heero started.
"Having been kidnapped by an unknown ominous figure," Trowa continued.
"Who was working with Relena and Dorothy," Quatre finished.
Duo blinked. "And. . .So where is my teddy bear?" he muttered. He looked around at the cell he and the other pilots were in; the walls on three sides were bars.
"What did you say?" Wufei asked. All the pilots stared at Duo, who sweatdropped.
"Uh-nothing!"
"Looking for this?" An *ominous* voice asked. The boys looked up, to see a boy about their age with pimples, glasses and red hair. He was holding a teddy bear.
Duo flung himself at the bars. "GIVE BACK MR. CUDDLES!!" he screamed.
Wufei snickered. "Mr. Cuddles?"
The red-haired boy reached behind him and brought out a blanket. "Look familiar?"
Wufei paled. "That's . . . my . . . blankie." He, too, flung himself at the bars. "Give back my blankie!"
Heero rolled his eyes and reached for his gun. It wasn't in its usual place.
"I've taken away all your weapons, of course," the boy said.
Trowa frowned. "Who are you?"
"I'm Erikson! I'm one of Kat's muses-specifically the annoying one who tries to make her life a living hell."
The pilots sweatdropped. Erikson laughed. "I can see you're all paralysed by fear."
Quatre snorted; quite a un-Quatre-like thing to do. "Sorry for the bluntness, but: don't flatter yourself, buddy."
Everyone stared at the Arabian. Duo patted him on the shoulder. "Go Winner! Nice burn!"
Erikson fumed; he set down the teddy bear, blanket and guns a safe distance away and pushed an intercom button on the wall. "Miss Relena, they're all ready for you," he said.
Heero's eyes widened. "You made a deal with Relena?"
Erikson nodded, smiling sinisterly. "Yes: I'm turning you five over to her- specifically you, Mr. Yuy-in exchange for the chance to capture Kat, Meg and Akkiko when they come to save you."
Quatre, Trowa, Duo and Wufei's jaws dropped. "Turn Heero over to Relena? For the love of God, DON'T DO IT!!"
(A/N: Heh-that's a line borrowed from Slayers!)
The door of the room opened. "Too late," Erikson said, "They're all yours, Miss Relena."
"HEEEEEEEEERRRRROOOOOOO!!" Relena shrilled and threw herself at the Japanese pilot. Unfortunately *or fortunately, depends on how you look at it* she forgot about the bars. CLANG!!
"Miss Relena, are you alright?" Dorothy cried, making her way to the princess.
Erikson and the pilots sweatdropped. *Maybe this was a bad idea . . .* Erikson thought.
The pilots crowded together. "How're we going to warn the girls they're heading into a trap?" Duo asked.
Wufei cocked an eyebrow at him. "Maxwell, do you really think these three idiots can come up with something destructive enough to hurt those three?"
Everyone thought for a moment, and glanced at Erikson, Relena and Dorothy. They shuddered.
"I almost feel sorry for them," Heero said.
~~~
"Well, that does it!" Kat said cheerfully.
"You've finished hotwiring them?" Akkiko asked dubiously, staring at the Gundams. They looked the same.
Kat nodded. "Yep; they are now under our control!"
"Uh, guys?" Meg asked. "Let's count-there are ONE-TWO-THREE-FOUR-FIVE Gundams, and only ONE-TWO-THREE of us." She spoke slowly, as if to kindergarteners.
Akkiko and Kat sweatdropped at her. "Meg, we can count, for God's sakes!" Akkiko snapped.
"But the numbers don't add up!" Meg protested.
"Don't you think I've thought of that?" Kat asked, annoyed. She held up a control. "We'll all be flying our boyfriends- *cough*cough*-suits."
"So what about Nataku and Sandrock?" Akkiko asked. "You can control them with that?" She pointed to the control.
Kat smiled a little; she turned away and pushed a few buttons on the control, then started fiddling with the joy-stick. Akkiko and Meg stared at her for a few minutes, but when it was obvious Kat wasn't paying any attention to them they directed their gaze to the two pilot-less Gundams. Their jaws dropped; Nataku and Sandrock were WALTZING?!
"I think I've got it covered," Kat said calmly, playing with the controller like she was manipulating a toy car.
Akkiko stared at her in awe. "Kat, I have to admit, you are a *BEEP*in' genius."
"Thanx!" Kat said. "Now, then-who's for saving the guys?"
Akkiko stuck her hand in the air. "I AM!"
"ME TOO!" Meg followed suit, and in an eye blink the two girls were off to their respective boyfriends' Gundams.
Kat grinned. "Hang onto your butts," she said, and she headed for Wing Zero.
(A/N: I know, this is an extraordinarily short chapter, but hey-it was hilarious, wasn't it? *sighs* Almost finished, but I really should go and work on some other stuff. Byes!)
Disclaimer: Us own Gundam Wing? *laughs hysterically* Yeah, right.
Under the cover of darkness, a certain *ominous* figure crept up to the bomb shelter. Erikson threw off his cloak and glared at the anti-Relena Security measures that had been installed that night.
How exactly he did it, no one knows (the cameras had been disabled) but the annoying little cretin bypassed the booby traps and blast doors in the bomb shelter. He went into the boiler room; coincidentally, it was the same room that contained a box with a latched door on it-the opening to the air- conditioning system.
Erikson opened the door, then took a capsule of sleeping gas out of his coat-pocket. He whistled and nonchalantly dropped it into the duct.
"Whoops," he chuckled, slamming the door shut. He went over to a computer that controlled all the systems in the bomb shelter and turned on the air- conditioning system.
Five seconds later, even Duo, who had been up watching Sunday-night football was asleep. Everyone else who had already dozed off was now sawing logs, and they wouldn't wake up for . . . a while.
Erikson rubbed his hands together. "Alright," he said *his habit of talking to himself is very creepy* "Time for Operation Kidnap to commence!" As he ran down the hall containing the bedrooms, he gave a diabolical laugh: "BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
"That's MY laugh!" Akkiko yelled. Erikson froze and went over to the room where Akkiko, Kat and Meg were unconscious in. The door was wide open. He sweatdropped.
Akkiko was sitting up in bed, still totally asleep. A few minutes later she started to drool and collapsed onto the pillow.
Kat turned over. "She's so protective of her laugh," the girl muttered, still sleeping.
Erikson shuddered. "These dams are scary."
"No shit," Meg snored.
~~~
(The next morning)
Kat woke up and dragged herself out of bed. Sleeping gas or no sleeping gas, she always got up at 5 am sharp (A/N: Yeah, I just made that up-there is NO way I would be that crazy). Going out into the kitchen, she saw another note-the paper being pink.
Despite its pinkness, she picked it up and read:
"Dear Kat, Meg and Akkiko,
"I have kidnapped the Gundam Wing pilots! If you want them back, come alone to the bomb shelter 500 hundred kilometres north of here! BWAHAHAHAHA!!
"Love from, Erikson."
Kat raised an eyebrow at the note. She read it five more times, trying to get her brain to compute: Erikson, dumb-ass Erikson, annoying-cretin Erikson, had kidnapped the men in control of the five most destructive weapons on the planet?
(One hour later)
Finally, it clicked: The boys had been kidnapped by Erikson. Why he had kidnapped them, and how the hell he had pulled it off was a mystery to Kat, but she decided to just go with it.
"MEG! AKKIKO!!" She yelled, crashing into their room. The two other girls groaned. Meg looked at her alarm clock, then at Kat.
"Kat, I love you like a sister, and usually I don't harbour any negative thoughts towards you *cough* *cough* but when you wake me up a 6 in the frickin' morning, I may have to resort to drastic measures." Groggily, and moving slowly, the brunette brought an axe from the no-where, and raised it in the air.
"Um, Meg? I'm over here," said a familiar voice about five feet to her left. Meg turned, squinting at Kat, who was sweatdropping.
"Yeah, right," she said, and raised the axe again. Kat held up the note.
"The GW boys have been kidnapped." Meg dropped the axe, and Akkiko sat up.
"WHAT!?"
"How?" Akkiko asked, dumbfounded.
"And by whom?" Meg screeched.
"I have no idea," Kat said. "As for by whom: Erikson."
Silence.
"Erikson?" Akkiko asked.
"Dumb-ass Erikson?" Meg wondered aloud.
"Annoying-cretin Erikson?" they said together.
They sat, brains slowly shutting down; a few minutes later they started to drool. Kat sighed.
"THIS . . . is going to take a while," she said.
~~~
(One hour later)
"Okay, so we know that Erikson has kidnapped our boyfriends," Akkiko said. They were dressed and ready to leave. "But how the hell did he pull it off?"
"And why did he do it?" Meg asked.
"No clue," Kat shrugged.
"But he's YOUR muse!" Meg and Akkiko screamed at her. Kat fell over, eyes little squiggles.
Akkiko sighed. "Come on," she said, and the two girls half-dragged, half- carried the unconscious Kat to the part of the bomb shelter where the Gundams were kept.
"Whew," Meg said, relieved. "Erikson didn't take the machines of ultimate destruction."
"Do you really think he's that intelligent?" Akkiko quipped.
Meg thought for a moment. "You're right; that's giving him WAY too much credit."
"So how are we going to get to this place," Kat asked, waving the note *quick recovery!* "It says its 500 kilometres from here! Not exactly a distance I'm up to walking!"
"Me either," Akkiko said. She was staring at the Gundams. "So how are we. . ."
"Going to get there . . . ?" Meg finished. The two girls glanced at Kat, who was wearing a demonic, but ultimately happy, expression.
"I'm going to hot-wire the Gundams!" she said brightly, and brought a pair of pliers out of her pocket.
Meg and Akkiko stared at each other. "NNNNOOOOOO!!!"
~~~
(In another bomb shelter, 500 km away)
Duo opened his eyes, then closed them again. He was so comfortable where he was-
WHACK! "Wake up you baka!" Heero said. Duo scrunched up his face and rolled over.
WHACK! WHACK! WHACK!
"Duo, this isn't the time for sleeping!" Quatre said.
"Maxwell, get your braided ass awake!" Trowa near-shouted.
"Only a weak onna would be asleep at a time like this," Wufei commented, his tone disgusted.
Duo sat up. "Alright already, I'm awake!" He stretched. "Jeez, you guys can be cranky. . ." He trailed off as he realized he wasn't in his bed. Questions ran through his head: Where was he? How did he get to this bed- less place? Where the HELL was his teddy bear?!
"Uh . . . Guys?" he started to ask.
"We're in another bomb shelter," Heero started.
"Having been kidnapped by an unknown ominous figure," Trowa continued.
"Who was working with Relena and Dorothy," Quatre finished.
Duo blinked. "And. . .So where is my teddy bear?" he muttered. He looked around at the cell he and the other pilots were in; the walls on three sides were bars.
"What did you say?" Wufei asked. All the pilots stared at Duo, who sweatdropped.
"Uh-nothing!"
"Looking for this?" An *ominous* voice asked. The boys looked up, to see a boy about their age with pimples, glasses and red hair. He was holding a teddy bear.
Duo flung himself at the bars. "GIVE BACK MR. CUDDLES!!" he screamed.
Wufei snickered. "Mr. Cuddles?"
The red-haired boy reached behind him and brought out a blanket. "Look familiar?"
Wufei paled. "That's . . . my . . . blankie." He, too, flung himself at the bars. "Give back my blankie!"
Heero rolled his eyes and reached for his gun. It wasn't in its usual place.
"I've taken away all your weapons, of course," the boy said.
Trowa frowned. "Who are you?"
"I'm Erikson! I'm one of Kat's muses-specifically the annoying one who tries to make her life a living hell."
The pilots sweatdropped. Erikson laughed. "I can see you're all paralysed by fear."
Quatre snorted; quite a un-Quatre-like thing to do. "Sorry for the bluntness, but: don't flatter yourself, buddy."
Everyone stared at the Arabian. Duo patted him on the shoulder. "Go Winner! Nice burn!"
Erikson fumed; he set down the teddy bear, blanket and guns a safe distance away and pushed an intercom button on the wall. "Miss Relena, they're all ready for you," he said.
Heero's eyes widened. "You made a deal with Relena?"
Erikson nodded, smiling sinisterly. "Yes: I'm turning you five over to her- specifically you, Mr. Yuy-in exchange for the chance to capture Kat, Meg and Akkiko when they come to save you."
Quatre, Trowa, Duo and Wufei's jaws dropped. "Turn Heero over to Relena? For the love of God, DON'T DO IT!!"
(A/N: Heh-that's a line borrowed from Slayers!)
The door of the room opened. "Too late," Erikson said, "They're all yours, Miss Relena."
"HEEEEEEEEERRRRROOOOOOO!!" Relena shrilled and threw herself at the Japanese pilot. Unfortunately *or fortunately, depends on how you look at it* she forgot about the bars. CLANG!!
"Miss Relena, are you alright?" Dorothy cried, making her way to the princess.
Erikson and the pilots sweatdropped. *Maybe this was a bad idea . . .* Erikson thought.
The pilots crowded together. "How're we going to warn the girls they're heading into a trap?" Duo asked.
Wufei cocked an eyebrow at him. "Maxwell, do you really think these three idiots can come up with something destructive enough to hurt those three?"
Everyone thought for a moment, and glanced at Erikson, Relena and Dorothy. They shuddered.
"I almost feel sorry for them," Heero said.
~~~
"Well, that does it!" Kat said cheerfully.
"You've finished hotwiring them?" Akkiko asked dubiously, staring at the Gundams. They looked the same.
Kat nodded. "Yep; they are now under our control!"
"Uh, guys?" Meg asked. "Let's count-there are ONE-TWO-THREE-FOUR-FIVE Gundams, and only ONE-TWO-THREE of us." She spoke slowly, as if to kindergarteners.
Akkiko and Kat sweatdropped at her. "Meg, we can count, for God's sakes!" Akkiko snapped.
"But the numbers don't add up!" Meg protested.
"Don't you think I've thought of that?" Kat asked, annoyed. She held up a control. "We'll all be flying our boyfriends- *cough*cough*-suits."
"So what about Nataku and Sandrock?" Akkiko asked. "You can control them with that?" She pointed to the control.
Kat smiled a little; she turned away and pushed a few buttons on the control, then started fiddling with the joy-stick. Akkiko and Meg stared at her for a few minutes, but when it was obvious Kat wasn't paying any attention to them they directed their gaze to the two pilot-less Gundams. Their jaws dropped; Nataku and Sandrock were WALTZING?!
"I think I've got it covered," Kat said calmly, playing with the controller like she was manipulating a toy car.
Akkiko stared at her in awe. "Kat, I have to admit, you are a *BEEP*in' genius."
"Thanx!" Kat said. "Now, then-who's for saving the guys?"
Akkiko stuck her hand in the air. "I AM!"
"ME TOO!" Meg followed suit, and in an eye blink the two girls were off to their respective boyfriends' Gundams.
Kat grinned. "Hang onto your butts," she said, and she headed for Wing Zero.
(A/N: I know, this is an extraordinarily short chapter, but hey-it was hilarious, wasn't it? *sighs* Almost finished, but I really should go and work on some other stuff. Byes!)
Disclaimer: Us own Gundam Wing? *laughs hysterically* Yeah, right.