The Everyday Antics of Lucius Malfoy, Part Two

by Duchess of Inkling

Yes, this IS part two of The Pureblooded Everyday Antics Of Lucius Malfoy. Sink your greedy little teeth in, I say, and give in, give up to your suppressed lust for idiocy.

18. Chapter 18: Itsy Bitsy Lucius Malfoy Cli...

Chapter God Knows How Many: Itsy Bitsy Lucius Malfoy Climbed Up A Water Spout

'Itsy bitsy spiiiider climbed up a water spoouutt....' sang Lucius Malfoy.

'Lucius, your hand is NOT itsy bitsy spider, and my trouser leg is NOT a water spout." Severus Snape replied.