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I own all of them!!! All of them I tell you! ghost of Tolkien appears and knocks her out ok maybe I don't own them. falls to floor Tolkien: sorry bout that. She meant to say she didn't own any of them, and never will. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

And, to all my luverlerly reviewers:

Antigone Q: thanks. They did? Oopser.

Seductive Gypsy: ok. I think Boromirs cool and everything, but bleh. And Aragorn has Arwen. And Lego is immortal. Got it.

Lady Phoenix star: ooh. Frodo's comin all right! You wait.

Elven Oracle: ok. I'll keep writing. Promise.

Cry: aaaaaaah!!! SHE'S NOT GONNA FALL IN LOVE WITH ANY OF THE THREE GUYS THAT ARE IN HER HOUSE, KAY!!!!!!! Ahh. That's better. Oh, and how? I dunno how to do tat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pyromaniacle Llama: 1. I hope I spelled your name right. 2. you would make a good beta. 3. I think I should mention that all of those dudes were seriously injured.I mean, bad.and it is freezing cold and raining outside.and please tell me if Eodriel gets too MSish. Thanks for all your good tips. I'll make sure to listin.my best.

Darkdragon32: um.yeah. I think shes an elf.ranger.oops. I didn' say that!!!

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Chapter 3: whoopdie doo.

Boromir woke up, startled. He had experienced the strangest dreams. He had been swept away by a river, and taken in by a lovely young maiden. Aragorn and Legolas had been as well.

He blinked a few times, and a sleeping Aragorn, fire, walls, a Legolas on a couch.all seemed vaguely familiar. then the girl from his dreams walked over to him.

"Are you all right? You were having restless dreams. I tried to wake you, but it seems your sleep was impenetrable."

Boromir blushed. He knew he slept deeply, but this was.just.deep. He pinched himself. It hurt. Badly.

Eodriel laughed. "You needn't pinch yourself. This is all real! Although that is quite sad." And she trailed off, looking out the window at the now clear sky.

Legolas moved, and she quickly strode to him. "Ungh.." Legolas blinked slowly. He looked up, and a face was uncomfortably close to his. He jumped. The face, which happened to be Eodriels, moved away, smile on it.

He groaned, quite mad. Why did she have to wake him? Not fair! He was about to voice his opinion on her techniques in waking, but she held up a hand. "You needn't complain. That is my way of waking people quickly. You are wide awake now, correct?"

Legolas blushed again. She WAS right. But he only grunted and pulled the blanket over his head. He heard Boromir laugh. "Not so bright, are ye, elf? You were always up before any of us, always awake when the rest of us were lumbering around. Not anymore!"

Aragorn laughed as well. This was quite true. And now the elf was refusing to get up. Eodriel then took to removing the elf of his blanket. His eyes were wide. "It is cold!" he exclaimed.

Suddenly there was a knock at the door. Eodriel turned. "Ahh! Avar! I was wondering when you'd come." She headed toward the door.

When she opened it, there was another girl, with dirty blonde hair, long and slightly wavy. Her eyes were a pretty hazel, and her skin was slightly tanned. She wasn't as thin as Eodriel, so she was slightly 'curvy.'

"Eodriel! As soon as I heard.that's who.oh..goodness.three?" she said, peering over Eodriel's shoulder at the three shirtless men. Her eyes widened.

"Eodriel! You know you could have healed them without their shirts off, you do know that, do you not?" Legolas snickered.

"They were soaking wet, Avar. It was cold. If they remained in their things, they would have frozen." Avar only answered with a slight 'mmhmm' and headed toward Legolas.

"This one not so morning friendly? He must be the elf. Then again.I'm never grumpy in the morning. Why should he be?"

Legolas sighed and removed the covers to look at the girl. Her eyes widened. She blinked, then turned back to Eodriel, looking at her in awe. Avar took Eodriel by the hand and led her into a room, where she knew even the elf couldn't hear her.

"HE'S SO HOT!!" she whispered, trying not to shriek. Eodriel nodded, agreeing fervently.

"Yes, but they were swept away in a river. We need to get them back to their fellows. They're the Fellowship! The one with dark hair is Aragorn, Legolas is the elf.we need to help them Jill."

Ok. Quick note. They weren't elves. This WAS the year 2003. The two girls, Ariana and Jillian were just plain twenty year olds who found a portal in a forest leading to Middle-Earth. Quite normal. Except for the fact that they both trained themselves to be expert fighters and healers. Jill was more so the healer, while Ariana was the fighter. They made a good team, and fought off any offending orcs or wargs that found their way through the portal. They were both huge LOTR fans. They would also both kill for a chance to kiss Legolas. So would everybody else though, so they were pretty close to normal.

"Common, it can't be that far. Their friends wouldn't give up hope.would they? If they let them die, they would only have Gandalf, Gimli, and the four hobbits. Not going to get them far, is it?" Jill nodded. "Ok. Lets get going. You get them all healed right up, and I'll clean and fix their things and then we'll set off."

They walked back into the room where Boromir was lying back on the ground, eyes shut, but awake. Aragorn was sitting upright, eyes closed as well, but deep in thought. Legolas was still lying on the couch, but his eyes were open, and he was taking in his surroundings better.

Jill skipped up. "Mister Legolas. If my upbeat manner annoys you, please tell me to sober down, and I will. Let's just say before I left I took in too much sugar because I was tired." He gave a small laugh, looking her over.

"I would find some noise relaxing really, it's been so quite I think I've gone deaf." Jill giggled, and picked up his wrist. She unwrapped it, inspected it, then wrapped it up again.

"You've learned well, my Padawan." She said, jokingly to Ariana. Ariana sighed and began to clean and sharpen their blades.

"Shut it Avar. Or I'll shut it for you. I was up late last night, and these men happened to pop up in the wrong time of the month." Aragorn winced. He had gotten her meaning. Sometimes, he was glad he was a man. ***********************

ok. This chapter was kinda short. But, hey! It took shorter too. Next time.no idea when.I will come up with another chapter. Cheerios!