Here we go! I'm bombarding you, I know. But really! I've gotta finish this
as soon as possible. I'm only allowing myself to have three unfinished
stories, so this one or my Minyahawen is going to have to fini soon! Have
fun!
A/N: I decided to have Boromir fall in love with Eodriel. Poor Bori don't get no love! But he dies. Then we go from there.
Chapter SEVEN!!! Look how far I'm getting here!!
So, now they were all on the mountain. Freezing cold, and trudging through tons of snow. Or, the men, dwarf, hobbits and Istari were. All four elves were having fun, frolicking on the snow. But Avar refused after a while to do that, and went down to help the hobbits.
"Haha! I'm on the snow! Neener neener neener! Heehee haha!" Eodriel taunted everyone in a fun yet still VERY annoying manner.
"Shut up, Eodriel." Said Avar, obviously mad at her for some reason.
When Eodriel didn't stop, Boromir grabbed her hand and shoved her into the little hollow they were making in the snow, and putting her in front of him.
"Hey!" she cried. Boromir grinned.
"You are oblivious to the cold, so I shall use you to move the snow." He wrapped his arms around her so she couldn't move, then shoved her forward.
Eodriel sighed, and helped remove snow. Finally, Lomi came down to help carry the hobbits.
"Legolas!" Eodriel called, trying to be heard over the roaring wind. "Come down here you nancy elf and HELP!!"
Legolas rolled his eyes at her and continued forward. Enraged, Eodriel kicked the snow out from under him, making him stumble.
"HAH!!" she cried, raising her hand in wonderful wonder. Boromir squeezed her, and she got back to work, grumbling.
Suddenly, Legolas ran to the front of the line. "There is a fell voice on the air!"
"Yours," grumbled Eodriel, making Boromir snicker.
"IT IS SARUMAN!" roared Gandalf.
"Caution: Avalanche area. Please shut up," mumbled Eodriel, and Boromir hit her on the arm softly.
"HE'S TRYING TO BRING DOWN THE MOUNTAIN!" cried Aragorn.
"So are you, you dolt! Shut up!" Boromir hit Eodriel again.
"We should go back!" cried Boromir, not as loud as Aragorn or Gandalf.
"Yay! Someone's listening to me!" said Eodriel gleefully.
"NO!" shouted Gandalf again, and he started shouting baby talk back at Saruman. Well, that was what it sounded like.
"Goo goo gaga. Now can we GO now??!!" Boromir hit her over the head with the iron cuff of his glove. "Ow."
Suddenly, a HUGE bunch of snow came down, and landed on their heads. As it hit them, Boromir tightened his grip on Eodriel, pulling her against the wall, trying to protect her.
This is how the people came out. Legolas, Lomi, Aragorn, Avar with Merry and Pippin, Aragorn with Frodo and Sam, and Boromir with.Gimli?
It so happened that Boromir came out and pulled Gimli with him. Then he reached back under the snow and pulled an unconscious Eodriel out. She had a nasty looking cut on her forehead.
"Eodriel!" cried Avar, and she ran over to Eodriel, practically ripping her out of Boromir's hands.
Aragorn came over, helping Boromir out of the snow. You all know what happens, so we'll go into the now half conscious brain of Eodriel:
'Crap I'm cold.what's Bori saying now? Can't.hear.groggy.'
Then I passed out. For who knows how long.
I woke up. Here were my thoughts as of late:
'Ok.ground.moving.not right.OH!!! I'm being carried by.squint.Gondor crest.Bori! Bori, get your hand off my butt.'
Ok. Enough of me! Back to my omniscient fellow!
Yeah, enough of her. So. Eodriel woke up. She was being carried by Boromir, who still wasn't sure if HE knocked her out, or if a rock did.
Eodriel let out a little pathetic moan. "I don wanna wake up.conscious thoughts bad.I like being carried!! NO!!" she cried.
Boromir shook his head, grinning. The whole Fellowship stopped and looked at her. She lifted her head. "Damn.oh. Hi! Hi Boromir!"
Boromir began to put her down. She made a noise of discomfort and snuggled closer. "Don't take me from my teddy bear."
Again, Boromir rolled his eyes. "I have been carrying you for two days now. We are almost in the mines."
"OoOh," said Eodriel. She looked up at him with her best puppy face. "PWEASE don't puwt me down!"
Boromir looked at her for a few seconds, then grinned evilly. "Oh Legolas, someone needs to be carried."
Eodriel let out a little 'eep' and snuggled farther into Boromir. "Don't let him eat me daddy!"
Boromir and Legolas looked at her in shock. She was clutching his shirt in an almost desperate manner, knuckles white. Her head was buried in the depths of his shirt, and she was whimpering.
"Why don't you want to let go?" said Legolas, slowly.
"I dun like you. But I will tomorrow. But today I like Boromir. So go away."
Legolas rolled his eyes and grabbed her. She gave a muffled scream, and wrapped her arms around Boromir's waist.
Avar giggled. "Eodriel,"
"What."
"Remember how you always wanted to be carried by Orlando Bloom?"
"Yeah, your point?"
"Legolas is like his twin."
Eodriel's head popped up. "It's not the same," she said simply, then cuddled back up to Boromir.
Lomi giggled. "Eodriel, the human leach."
Suddenly, Legolas grinned like a mad man. "Oh Eodriel,"
"GO AWAY!"
Another roll of eyes. "Eodriel, if you don't get off of Boromir, I'll tickle you."
Eodriel gave a 'meep' and snuggled closer, if that was possible. "HE'S EVIL I TELL YOU!!! MAKE HIM GO AWAY!!! SEE!! THAT IS WHY I DON'T TRUST HIM!!! I TRUST BOROMIR TODAY BECAUSE HE WAS A NICE PERSON AND HELD ME!!! NOW GO. A. WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Legolas took a step back. "You leave me no choice." He stepped forward and began to tickle her.
She began to writhe and squeak and giggle. Boromir let go and she fell to the ground, convulsing in laughter. "Ah.ow." she said between gasps.
Finally Legolas stopped. Suddenly, she shivered violently. "Cold," she whispered, before passing out again. Legolas groaned.
"Here we go again."
Legolas bent over and picked her up. In her sleep, she said softly,
"I still dun like you Legolas."
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ok.Eodriel was hyper, don't kill me! I want to give Borimir some romance since the poor dude gets no love. Then he'll die and Eodriel will go back to Rivendell after the battle and..ah great. I just gave away like half of my plot. Yippee.
Lotsa lurve and purple peanut butter!
REVIEW!!
Icing :P
A/N: I decided to have Boromir fall in love with Eodriel. Poor Bori don't get no love! But he dies. Then we go from there.
Chapter SEVEN!!! Look how far I'm getting here!!
So, now they were all on the mountain. Freezing cold, and trudging through tons of snow. Or, the men, dwarf, hobbits and Istari were. All four elves were having fun, frolicking on the snow. But Avar refused after a while to do that, and went down to help the hobbits.
"Haha! I'm on the snow! Neener neener neener! Heehee haha!" Eodriel taunted everyone in a fun yet still VERY annoying manner.
"Shut up, Eodriel." Said Avar, obviously mad at her for some reason.
When Eodriel didn't stop, Boromir grabbed her hand and shoved her into the little hollow they were making in the snow, and putting her in front of him.
"Hey!" she cried. Boromir grinned.
"You are oblivious to the cold, so I shall use you to move the snow." He wrapped his arms around her so she couldn't move, then shoved her forward.
Eodriel sighed, and helped remove snow. Finally, Lomi came down to help carry the hobbits.
"Legolas!" Eodriel called, trying to be heard over the roaring wind. "Come down here you nancy elf and HELP!!"
Legolas rolled his eyes at her and continued forward. Enraged, Eodriel kicked the snow out from under him, making him stumble.
"HAH!!" she cried, raising her hand in wonderful wonder. Boromir squeezed her, and she got back to work, grumbling.
Suddenly, Legolas ran to the front of the line. "There is a fell voice on the air!"
"Yours," grumbled Eodriel, making Boromir snicker.
"IT IS SARUMAN!" roared Gandalf.
"Caution: Avalanche area. Please shut up," mumbled Eodriel, and Boromir hit her on the arm softly.
"HE'S TRYING TO BRING DOWN THE MOUNTAIN!" cried Aragorn.
"So are you, you dolt! Shut up!" Boromir hit Eodriel again.
"We should go back!" cried Boromir, not as loud as Aragorn or Gandalf.
"Yay! Someone's listening to me!" said Eodriel gleefully.
"NO!" shouted Gandalf again, and he started shouting baby talk back at Saruman. Well, that was what it sounded like.
"Goo goo gaga. Now can we GO now??!!" Boromir hit her over the head with the iron cuff of his glove. "Ow."
Suddenly, a HUGE bunch of snow came down, and landed on their heads. As it hit them, Boromir tightened his grip on Eodriel, pulling her against the wall, trying to protect her.
This is how the people came out. Legolas, Lomi, Aragorn, Avar with Merry and Pippin, Aragorn with Frodo and Sam, and Boromir with.Gimli?
It so happened that Boromir came out and pulled Gimli with him. Then he reached back under the snow and pulled an unconscious Eodriel out. She had a nasty looking cut on her forehead.
"Eodriel!" cried Avar, and she ran over to Eodriel, practically ripping her out of Boromir's hands.
Aragorn came over, helping Boromir out of the snow. You all know what happens, so we'll go into the now half conscious brain of Eodriel:
'Crap I'm cold.what's Bori saying now? Can't.hear.groggy.'
Then I passed out. For who knows how long.
I woke up. Here were my thoughts as of late:
'Ok.ground.moving.not right.OH!!! I'm being carried by.squint.Gondor crest.Bori! Bori, get your hand off my butt.'
Ok. Enough of me! Back to my omniscient fellow!
Yeah, enough of her. So. Eodriel woke up. She was being carried by Boromir, who still wasn't sure if HE knocked her out, or if a rock did.
Eodriel let out a little pathetic moan. "I don wanna wake up.conscious thoughts bad.I like being carried!! NO!!" she cried.
Boromir shook his head, grinning. The whole Fellowship stopped and looked at her. She lifted her head. "Damn.oh. Hi! Hi Boromir!"
Boromir began to put her down. She made a noise of discomfort and snuggled closer. "Don't take me from my teddy bear."
Again, Boromir rolled his eyes. "I have been carrying you for two days now. We are almost in the mines."
"OoOh," said Eodriel. She looked up at him with her best puppy face. "PWEASE don't puwt me down!"
Boromir looked at her for a few seconds, then grinned evilly. "Oh Legolas, someone needs to be carried."
Eodriel let out a little 'eep' and snuggled farther into Boromir. "Don't let him eat me daddy!"
Boromir and Legolas looked at her in shock. She was clutching his shirt in an almost desperate manner, knuckles white. Her head was buried in the depths of his shirt, and she was whimpering.
"Why don't you want to let go?" said Legolas, slowly.
"I dun like you. But I will tomorrow. But today I like Boromir. So go away."
Legolas rolled his eyes and grabbed her. She gave a muffled scream, and wrapped her arms around Boromir's waist.
Avar giggled. "Eodriel,"
"What."
"Remember how you always wanted to be carried by Orlando Bloom?"
"Yeah, your point?"
"Legolas is like his twin."
Eodriel's head popped up. "It's not the same," she said simply, then cuddled back up to Boromir.
Lomi giggled. "Eodriel, the human leach."
Suddenly, Legolas grinned like a mad man. "Oh Eodriel,"
"GO AWAY!"
Another roll of eyes. "Eodriel, if you don't get off of Boromir, I'll tickle you."
Eodriel gave a 'meep' and snuggled closer, if that was possible. "HE'S EVIL I TELL YOU!!! MAKE HIM GO AWAY!!! SEE!! THAT IS WHY I DON'T TRUST HIM!!! I TRUST BOROMIR TODAY BECAUSE HE WAS A NICE PERSON AND HELD ME!!! NOW GO. A. WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Legolas took a step back. "You leave me no choice." He stepped forward and began to tickle her.
She began to writhe and squeak and giggle. Boromir let go and she fell to the ground, convulsing in laughter. "Ah.ow." she said between gasps.
Finally Legolas stopped. Suddenly, she shivered violently. "Cold," she whispered, before passing out again. Legolas groaned.
"Here we go again."
Legolas bent over and picked her up. In her sleep, she said softly,
"I still dun like you Legolas."
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ok.Eodriel was hyper, don't kill me! I want to give Borimir some romance since the poor dude gets no love. Then he'll die and Eodriel will go back to Rivendell after the battle and..ah great. I just gave away like half of my plot. Yippee.
Lotsa lurve and purple peanut butter!
REVIEW!!
Icing :P