Ok. I got a few reviews, and I thank all of you. And.yeah. I think that's
it. So nobody kill me. And fanfiction.net DELETED my story! How dare
they.so I just 'RELOAD'ED it. Yay! Twins! Ok, time to continue.
Woohoo.
Chapter.8? Yup. Chapter 8. I'm such an airhead.
Eodriel woke up AGAIN. This time, she was in Legolas' arms. She grinned up at him. "Heya!"
Legolas jumped, and glanced down at her fearfully.
"Sorry about what I did earlier. I was.was.um.out of it. Yeah."
Shaking his head, Legolas set her down, trotting off to have an 'important' discussion with Aragorn. "Just desert me why doncha."
Avar and Lomi squealed, hugging her, then went back to what they were doing before. Eodriel blinked. "O-k."
"Are you all right?" asked a quiet voice from her left. Glancing down, she saw the wide, innocent blue eyes of Frodo.
Eodriel grinned. "Yeah, thanks for asking." She ruffled his hair, and put a comforting hand on his shoulder. "Does the.ring thing.hurt?"
Frodo blinked. He sighed, glancing down at the ground. "It gets heavier with each step I take. It's like this looming shadow, and it hurts everywhere."
Eodriel snickered. "Sounds kinda like the symptoms of PMS."
Frodo blinked again. "What-"
"Once a month? Girls get really angry, moody, and mad? Pre-Menstrual- Symptoms? That-Time-Of-The-Month? Hmm?"
Frodo seemed to get the idea, and he frowned. "You go through that once a month?"
"Yup. Every month. GASP!! I'm due.poopy."
Chuckling, Frodo and Eodriel began to have a friendly chat-chatting* conversation.
*A/N: chat-chatting is what I call a conversation with no meaning and no goal. Just talking.
Meanwhile, Avar was talking with Sam about different plants and such, and Lomi was arguing with Gimli about the better sport. Killing things for sport, or archery and sword fighting contests. Obviously, Gimli's choice was Killing things for sport. And Lomi did not like that.
"I tell you! You cannot kill things for sport! You CANNOT! It is completely unfair! Completely! Utterly and simply cruel, preposterous, and just plain MEAN!!!"
Gimli growled. "No! It is a sport for when you get bored! The animals don't care!"
Lomi snorted. "And how do you know, Mr. High-and-mighty? YOU aren't walking around talking to trees and animals. So shut up." And with that, Lomi walked away, leaving Gimli blinking in confuzzlement. Go Lomi.
Aragorn and Legolas were soon interrupted by Boromir and Gandalf, who was being closely followed by Lomi and Gimli. And Lomi, who was shooed away, (much to her discontent) eavesdropped.
Amid the whispering, Lomi stuck her head in a said quietly, "You can't do that. That would lead us right into the clutches of the goblins, silly."
Snarling, Aragorn leapt up. "You are not permitted to listen to this conversation!"
Lomi sneered. "You think you can order me around? Well listen Mister. I am no citizen of Gondor. I do not need to listen to you. Nor do I want to. Because you are so stressed out, you don't want to listen to anyone's advice but Legolas and Gandalf because you've known then since they were born. Well you know what? If I can't know what you guys are planning on doing, then I don't see any reason to being on this quest anyway. You guys aren't even inviting Frodo! And he's the Ringbearer, for Elbereth's sake! You ARE going to tell them anyway, so why be so secret now?"
All the company had stopped to listen to her tirade, even Merry and Pippin. Aragorn just blinked. "Lomi." he growled, voice a deadly calm.
"SEXIST!!!!" She screamed, making everyone wince. "Now I get it! You are extremely sexist. Well, you know what? HAH!!! YOU ARE SO STUPID!!!" And with that, she leapt on him in a fit of rage. Even if it was fake, well, most of it was, she was doing a good job of hurting Aragorn.
All the girls shouted a war cry, and leapt on Aragorn too, and began to tickle him. "Now Aragorn. ::Tickle:: We want you to say ::Tickle:: I am not a sexist ::Tickle:: and girls might as well have all us men at our knees. ::Tickle::" Eodriel giggled after this, and Aragorn struggled to string two words together.
Legolas finally came over, and wrenched Lomi off. As she struggled, he sat on her, much to her surprise. Then he tied her hands together, handing the tether to Boromir. He soon had Avar and Eodriel tied up, and was helping Aragorn to his feet.
And no sooner was Aragorn up when.Lomi got out of her bonds. She tackled Legolas, and began to tickle him. The girls giggled and squealed as they saw that the king and elf were both deathly ticklish. And stated so with glee. Such gleeful glee.
Eodriel frowned. "We should be heading toward Moria, not fighting like children. But you see, we ARE children. So.FIGHT!!!!!!!!"
Pippin and Merry glanced at each other, then jumped on Aragorn. Sam stood with Frodo, watching with interest, while Frodo rolled his eyes and laughed at his friends. Gimli was tickling the elf, and Boromir was tickling the King. Gandalf just chuckled, walking over to the only mature hobbits at the moment.
"You know." he whispered. "I'm glad those girls came. They are lightening up the journey so well. Why, they are just like good luck charms."
Frodo nodded, and let out his own laugh when Eodriel and Avar got out of their now abandoned bonds and attacked Boromir, screaming "Don't pretend you weren't involved either!"
Sam shook his head.
"Girls."
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Yes, this was another useless chapter. Besides the fact that I need to develop Lomi more. A headstrong gal, ain't she?
Love ya'll lots. Without it being a lezzie way.
If you do not like this story, DO NOT REVEIW. Duh. If you have any good tips or constructive criticism, please e-mail me and try to sound 'nice' about it. Cause.I'm really soft and stupid.and I always get a little upset when people flame mua. It's not nice people! ::sniff::
Dun hurt me.
Icing :P
Woohoo.
Chapter.8? Yup. Chapter 8. I'm such an airhead.
Eodriel woke up AGAIN. This time, she was in Legolas' arms. She grinned up at him. "Heya!"
Legolas jumped, and glanced down at her fearfully.
"Sorry about what I did earlier. I was.was.um.out of it. Yeah."
Shaking his head, Legolas set her down, trotting off to have an 'important' discussion with Aragorn. "Just desert me why doncha."
Avar and Lomi squealed, hugging her, then went back to what they were doing before. Eodriel blinked. "O-k."
"Are you all right?" asked a quiet voice from her left. Glancing down, she saw the wide, innocent blue eyes of Frodo.
Eodriel grinned. "Yeah, thanks for asking." She ruffled his hair, and put a comforting hand on his shoulder. "Does the.ring thing.hurt?"
Frodo blinked. He sighed, glancing down at the ground. "It gets heavier with each step I take. It's like this looming shadow, and it hurts everywhere."
Eodriel snickered. "Sounds kinda like the symptoms of PMS."
Frodo blinked again. "What-"
"Once a month? Girls get really angry, moody, and mad? Pre-Menstrual- Symptoms? That-Time-Of-The-Month? Hmm?"
Frodo seemed to get the idea, and he frowned. "You go through that once a month?"
"Yup. Every month. GASP!! I'm due.poopy."
Chuckling, Frodo and Eodriel began to have a friendly chat-chatting* conversation.
*A/N: chat-chatting is what I call a conversation with no meaning and no goal. Just talking.
Meanwhile, Avar was talking with Sam about different plants and such, and Lomi was arguing with Gimli about the better sport. Killing things for sport, or archery and sword fighting contests. Obviously, Gimli's choice was Killing things for sport. And Lomi did not like that.
"I tell you! You cannot kill things for sport! You CANNOT! It is completely unfair! Completely! Utterly and simply cruel, preposterous, and just plain MEAN!!!"
Gimli growled. "No! It is a sport for when you get bored! The animals don't care!"
Lomi snorted. "And how do you know, Mr. High-and-mighty? YOU aren't walking around talking to trees and animals. So shut up." And with that, Lomi walked away, leaving Gimli blinking in confuzzlement. Go Lomi.
Aragorn and Legolas were soon interrupted by Boromir and Gandalf, who was being closely followed by Lomi and Gimli. And Lomi, who was shooed away, (much to her discontent) eavesdropped.
Amid the whispering, Lomi stuck her head in a said quietly, "You can't do that. That would lead us right into the clutches of the goblins, silly."
Snarling, Aragorn leapt up. "You are not permitted to listen to this conversation!"
Lomi sneered. "You think you can order me around? Well listen Mister. I am no citizen of Gondor. I do not need to listen to you. Nor do I want to. Because you are so stressed out, you don't want to listen to anyone's advice but Legolas and Gandalf because you've known then since they were born. Well you know what? If I can't know what you guys are planning on doing, then I don't see any reason to being on this quest anyway. You guys aren't even inviting Frodo! And he's the Ringbearer, for Elbereth's sake! You ARE going to tell them anyway, so why be so secret now?"
All the company had stopped to listen to her tirade, even Merry and Pippin. Aragorn just blinked. "Lomi." he growled, voice a deadly calm.
"SEXIST!!!!" She screamed, making everyone wince. "Now I get it! You are extremely sexist. Well, you know what? HAH!!! YOU ARE SO STUPID!!!" And with that, she leapt on him in a fit of rage. Even if it was fake, well, most of it was, she was doing a good job of hurting Aragorn.
All the girls shouted a war cry, and leapt on Aragorn too, and began to tickle him. "Now Aragorn. ::Tickle:: We want you to say ::Tickle:: I am not a sexist ::Tickle:: and girls might as well have all us men at our knees. ::Tickle::" Eodriel giggled after this, and Aragorn struggled to string two words together.
Legolas finally came over, and wrenched Lomi off. As she struggled, he sat on her, much to her surprise. Then he tied her hands together, handing the tether to Boromir. He soon had Avar and Eodriel tied up, and was helping Aragorn to his feet.
And no sooner was Aragorn up when.Lomi got out of her bonds. She tackled Legolas, and began to tickle him. The girls giggled and squealed as they saw that the king and elf were both deathly ticklish. And stated so with glee. Such gleeful glee.
Eodriel frowned. "We should be heading toward Moria, not fighting like children. But you see, we ARE children. So.FIGHT!!!!!!!!"
Pippin and Merry glanced at each other, then jumped on Aragorn. Sam stood with Frodo, watching with interest, while Frodo rolled his eyes and laughed at his friends. Gimli was tickling the elf, and Boromir was tickling the King. Gandalf just chuckled, walking over to the only mature hobbits at the moment.
"You know." he whispered. "I'm glad those girls came. They are lightening up the journey so well. Why, they are just like good luck charms."
Frodo nodded, and let out his own laugh when Eodriel and Avar got out of their now abandoned bonds and attacked Boromir, screaming "Don't pretend you weren't involved either!"
Sam shook his head.
"Girls."
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Yes, this was another useless chapter. Besides the fact that I need to develop Lomi more. A headstrong gal, ain't she?
Love ya'll lots. Without it being a lezzie way.
If you do not like this story, DO NOT REVEIW. Duh. If you have any good tips or constructive criticism, please e-mail me and try to sound 'nice' about it. Cause.I'm really soft and stupid.and I always get a little upset when people flame mua. It's not nice people! ::sniff::
Dun hurt me.
Icing :P
