HELLO!!! I AM BACK!!
And thank you EVERYONE who reviewed. You were such a big help!
I LOVE YOU ALL!!
Oh, and Chris()? I am SO sorry I took so long...but it's March, right? Oh! And happy birthday...someone...someone reviewed and told me that...but don't worry. All my reviewers AND flamers shall be shown justice at the end of this fic.
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After their little escapade, everyone settled down. Now, to explain their positions...well, Avar was talking to Sam again, Lomi was talking to Eodriel, Legolas was walking quietly and staring off into nothing, Gimli was trying to talk to him, Gandalf and Aragorn were talking quietly in elvish, Merry and Pippin were talking in whispers to each other, and Frodo and Boromir were at opposite sides of the group. To zoom in on each, you'd hear, respectively:
"Oh, yes! I remember quite clearly now. Asphodel is very rare, and yet very powerful. When used with wormwood, it because a very potent potion."
"Why, you are very smart, Miss. You've got to come to Hobbiton, and teach all us hobbits the usage of herbs."
"No Sam, you are quite knowledgeable. Maybe you could write a book for them!"
"See? I told you you were smart, Miss Avar!"
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"Hey, Eodriel. Do you think Legolas is cuter in the movie, or in this world."
"This world. Orlando just falls short, the poor guy. But I have to say, given a choice, I'd gladly take a brunette. You take the blondes. There are too many blonde elves around here..."
"Which is why you like Orlando, right? Cause he really has brown hair, but looks just as hot in blonde, right?"
"Yup."
"Oh yes! Lomi scores!"
"You know, in the movie, Sean Bean was kind of...ugly. But here, he's actually attractive. A little."
"Gasp. Eodriel, you'd better watch your back. Boromir fan girls might...eat you!"
"Oh no!"
~
"..."
"And so, Master Elf. What do you think?"
"I think you should really shut your mouth and stop trying to talk to me."
"Why...of all the nerve..."
~
"Are you sure the mines are the right choice?"
"The ringbearer has decided. There is nothing we can do about it."
"Damn."
~
"All right. Pip, which girl do you want to scare?"
"Eodriel."
"Why Eodriel?"
"Cause, she's pretty. And she was giving me advice on how to bother Aragorn!"
"Really Pip, are you sure? Cause I'm getting Lomi. I don't think we should get Avar, she's only been nice to us."
"Yeah."
"So, when do think we should do it?"
"Erm...not now, that's for sure..."
"Yes. So, let's go over the plan again..."
~
'I'm afraid of Boromir...what if he tries to take my Ring? I can't trust him...no, I cannot. Best to stay away from him for a while.'
'I do not know what came over me...I could not let go of the Ring! It was calling to me...It was horrible. How can a small hobbit stand that, for the entire way we've came?!'
~
And so, that was what was going on in different areas of the group. Soon, they came upon...
-Angels Sing-
The Walls of Moria.
"The walls of Moria..."
See? Told you. Gimli stared up in reverence at the towering walls. Eodriel and Lomi were giggling and watching Legolas' strong buttocks as he stepped up onto a rock and walked along it in sheer boredom, Avar and Sam were silent, and Merry and Pippin had smiles to their cheekbones. Frodo and Boromir did nothing, and Gandalf headed toward the door, saying something.
But of course, our girls were so absorbed in what they were doing, they didn't hear, and since they had watched the movie so many times, it had lost it's importance. And so, being that this story is told from their Point of View, it's rather hard to write something they didn't hear. Even though I just did so randomly up there...but let's pretend I didn't.
When Gandalf walked up to the doors which had lightened up, (hah) they had to watch. He slammed his staff into the center of the door*, and began to murmur things in elvish.
*A/N: PERVERTS!*
It didn't do anything. Lomi, Eodriel and Avar burst into flighty giggles, earning them confused and utterly strange looks, making them laugh harder. Soon the fun was over, and they all decided to sit down on their own separate rock.
Lomi settled down next to Legolas, placing her head in her hands. "I'm claustrophobic, and we're going to be inside a MINE for Eru's sake..."
Legolas glanced over at her, and began to rub her shoulder gently. "Do not worry. We will be out in not much time. Only four days, Gandalf said."
Lomi nodded forlornly.
Over with Eodriel, she had set herself down near the edge of the water. Soon, she heard tell-tale splashes. She let Aragorn and Boromir take care of it. "Do not disturb the water."
Eodriel snickered. "Stay away from the water...it's like telling little kids to stay away from the cookie..."
"And like telling you to be quiet?"
Eodriel glanced up, and saw the face of Boromir. She sighed. "I'm not too happy about the arrangements...and I miss my family. Yeah, you're used to it and all, but I'm not. Although I lived in the middle of 'nowhere' I was only twenty miles to my mom's house..."
Boromir sighed with her. "My father and I...do not get along very well."
Eodriel nodded. "I understand. Almost. But you don't have to elaborate."
"Thank you."
AND...now for Avar.
Well, Avar was trying to comfort Sam, with the help of Aragorn. But Sam wasn't having any of it. "Bill ain't goin nowhere!" Avar sighed.
"Sam," she began softly. "Sam. I have to go home anyway. My friends and family miss me."
Sam's eyes widened. "What're you getting at?"
Avar sighed again. "I'll protect Bill and bring him to Rivendell. Then I'll go home. Don't worry, I'll be fine. And I promise to come back and wait in Rivendell for you."
Nodding, Sam's eyes filled with more tears. Unable to stop herself, Avar bent down and gave him a swift and comforting hug, and a small kiss on the cheek. "Let me say my goodbyes, Sam. And I'll be off."
Avar slowly went around to each person, all the hobbits sad, because they were losing a very nice girl. Lomi had burst into tears and hugged Avar so hard she turned purple. Eodriel had cried a little, and hugged Avar tighter. Gimli had blushed like a tomato when hugged. Gandalf gave her a comforting embrace. Aragorn gave her a small hug and a kiss on her forehead, wishing her luck. Boromir patted her shoulder, and told her he'd miss her. Legolas had given her a traditional elven farewell, and softly kissed her forehead, wishing her protection under the stars.
Then Avar left with Bill, striding off into the dying light.
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I'M SORRY, AVAR FANS! BUT IT MUST BE SO!
She WAS my friend...now she's this annoying tag along...she's not much of a friend anymore. Evil...person...thing...
Oh well. Those of you who would like to see Avar again in the future, tell me so.
Hey, don't look at me like that. At least I didn't kill her off!
And Lomiothiel! Where'd you go? I haven't gotten and review from you in AGES!
I'M WORRIED ABOUT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
See the little lavender button?
Press it...
Icing :P
Oh, and Chris()? I am SO sorry I took so long...but it's March, right? Oh! And happy birthday...someone...someone reviewed and told me that...but don't worry. All my reviewers AND flamers shall be shown justice at the end of this fic.
~@~@~@~@~@~@~@
After their little escapade, everyone settled down. Now, to explain their positions...well, Avar was talking to Sam again, Lomi was talking to Eodriel, Legolas was walking quietly and staring off into nothing, Gimli was trying to talk to him, Gandalf and Aragorn were talking quietly in elvish, Merry and Pippin were talking in whispers to each other, and Frodo and Boromir were at opposite sides of the group. To zoom in on each, you'd hear, respectively:
"Oh, yes! I remember quite clearly now. Asphodel is very rare, and yet very powerful. When used with wormwood, it because a very potent potion."
"Why, you are very smart, Miss. You've got to come to Hobbiton, and teach all us hobbits the usage of herbs."
"No Sam, you are quite knowledgeable. Maybe you could write a book for them!"
"See? I told you you were smart, Miss Avar!"
~
"Hey, Eodriel. Do you think Legolas is cuter in the movie, or in this world."
"This world. Orlando just falls short, the poor guy. But I have to say, given a choice, I'd gladly take a brunette. You take the blondes. There are too many blonde elves around here..."
"Which is why you like Orlando, right? Cause he really has brown hair, but looks just as hot in blonde, right?"
"Yup."
"Oh yes! Lomi scores!"
"You know, in the movie, Sean Bean was kind of...ugly. But here, he's actually attractive. A little."
"Gasp. Eodriel, you'd better watch your back. Boromir fan girls might...eat you!"
"Oh no!"
~
"..."
"And so, Master Elf. What do you think?"
"I think you should really shut your mouth and stop trying to talk to me."
"Why...of all the nerve..."
~
"Are you sure the mines are the right choice?"
"The ringbearer has decided. There is nothing we can do about it."
"Damn."
~
"All right. Pip, which girl do you want to scare?"
"Eodriel."
"Why Eodriel?"
"Cause, she's pretty. And she was giving me advice on how to bother Aragorn!"
"Really Pip, are you sure? Cause I'm getting Lomi. I don't think we should get Avar, she's only been nice to us."
"Yeah."
"So, when do think we should do it?"
"Erm...not now, that's for sure..."
"Yes. So, let's go over the plan again..."
~
'I'm afraid of Boromir...what if he tries to take my Ring? I can't trust him...no, I cannot. Best to stay away from him for a while.'
'I do not know what came over me...I could not let go of the Ring! It was calling to me...It was horrible. How can a small hobbit stand that, for the entire way we've came?!'
~
And so, that was what was going on in different areas of the group. Soon, they came upon...
-Angels Sing-
The Walls of Moria.
"The walls of Moria..."
See? Told you. Gimli stared up in reverence at the towering walls. Eodriel and Lomi were giggling and watching Legolas' strong buttocks as he stepped up onto a rock and walked along it in sheer boredom, Avar and Sam were silent, and Merry and Pippin had smiles to their cheekbones. Frodo and Boromir did nothing, and Gandalf headed toward the door, saying something.
But of course, our girls were so absorbed in what they were doing, they didn't hear, and since they had watched the movie so many times, it had lost it's importance. And so, being that this story is told from their Point of View, it's rather hard to write something they didn't hear. Even though I just did so randomly up there...but let's pretend I didn't.
When Gandalf walked up to the doors which had lightened up, (hah) they had to watch. He slammed his staff into the center of the door*, and began to murmur things in elvish.
*A/N: PERVERTS!*
It didn't do anything. Lomi, Eodriel and Avar burst into flighty giggles, earning them confused and utterly strange looks, making them laugh harder. Soon the fun was over, and they all decided to sit down on their own separate rock.
Lomi settled down next to Legolas, placing her head in her hands. "I'm claustrophobic, and we're going to be inside a MINE for Eru's sake..."
Legolas glanced over at her, and began to rub her shoulder gently. "Do not worry. We will be out in not much time. Only four days, Gandalf said."
Lomi nodded forlornly.
Over with Eodriel, she had set herself down near the edge of the water. Soon, she heard tell-tale splashes. She let Aragorn and Boromir take care of it. "Do not disturb the water."
Eodriel snickered. "Stay away from the water...it's like telling little kids to stay away from the cookie..."
"And like telling you to be quiet?"
Eodriel glanced up, and saw the face of Boromir. She sighed. "I'm not too happy about the arrangements...and I miss my family. Yeah, you're used to it and all, but I'm not. Although I lived in the middle of 'nowhere' I was only twenty miles to my mom's house..."
Boromir sighed with her. "My father and I...do not get along very well."
Eodriel nodded. "I understand. Almost. But you don't have to elaborate."
"Thank you."
AND...now for Avar.
Well, Avar was trying to comfort Sam, with the help of Aragorn. But Sam wasn't having any of it. "Bill ain't goin nowhere!" Avar sighed.
"Sam," she began softly. "Sam. I have to go home anyway. My friends and family miss me."
Sam's eyes widened. "What're you getting at?"
Avar sighed again. "I'll protect Bill and bring him to Rivendell. Then I'll go home. Don't worry, I'll be fine. And I promise to come back and wait in Rivendell for you."
Nodding, Sam's eyes filled with more tears. Unable to stop herself, Avar bent down and gave him a swift and comforting hug, and a small kiss on the cheek. "Let me say my goodbyes, Sam. And I'll be off."
Avar slowly went around to each person, all the hobbits sad, because they were losing a very nice girl. Lomi had burst into tears and hugged Avar so hard she turned purple. Eodriel had cried a little, and hugged Avar tighter. Gimli had blushed like a tomato when hugged. Gandalf gave her a comforting embrace. Aragorn gave her a small hug and a kiss on her forehead, wishing her luck. Boromir patted her shoulder, and told her he'd miss her. Legolas had given her a traditional elven farewell, and softly kissed her forehead, wishing her protection under the stars.
Then Avar left with Bill, striding off into the dying light.
~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~
I'M SORRY, AVAR FANS! BUT IT MUST BE SO!
She WAS my friend...now she's this annoying tag along...she's not much of a friend anymore. Evil...person...thing...
Oh well. Those of you who would like to see Avar again in the future, tell me so.
Hey, don't look at me like that. At least I didn't kill her off!
And Lomiothiel! Where'd you go? I haven't gotten and review from you in AGES!
I'M WORRIED ABOUT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
See the little lavender button?
Press it...
Icing :P