EPILOUGE
YEAR 2020, WHEN ALL MEMBERS OF THE BABY SITTERS CLUB ARE 33 YEARS OLD…
Kristy Thomas- Ramsey- Kristy's life was very un-successful. She tried to start a women's baseball league, but couldn't get enough women to join. Could this be because all players had to shave their heads, renounce their religion and pray to Kristy as their god? She later gave up her dream and married Justin Ramsey. Kristy is the only member of the baby-sitters club that turned out fairly normal. She resides in Florida with her husband and two kids.
Claudia Kishi-Thomas- In her junior year of high school, Claudia lost 470 pounds, making her 110 pounds. That summer, Charlie Thomas proposed, and she accepted. During her senior year in high school, Claudia had 2 babies, twins Charlie Jr. and Mimi, on her math classroom floor. Now, at age 33, Claudia is the mother of 10 children, and living with her husband Charlie in Stunybroke. And though there may not be money to buy shoes or groceries, Claudia is happy because Charlie picked her over Stacey.
Stacey Rodowsky- Formerly Stacey McGill, she married former babysitting charge Jackie Rodowsky in 2009, when she was 24. Jackie, the well known, loveable, all around klutz, is a sweet guy, even though he burned down their apartment in Minnesota by accident. Stacey and Jackie are now living in the garage off Jackie's old house, with his mother. Stacey is also pregnant with their first child, to be born in sixteen months.
Abigail Stevenson and Dawn Schafer-Stevenson- As soon as Abby and Dawn graduated, they went to San Francisco so they could get hitched legally. Lovers since that age of 13, Dawn and Abby live in a condo in an "Active Gay Community". Dawn
and Abby have also cut all ties from their home in Stunybroke, except for Mary Anne, Dawn's sister. Dawn also took on Abby's name because she is the more masculine of the two. Abby also cut her hair short, dresses in men's clothing, and stuffs her pants. Dawn is her regular gay self.
Mary Anne Spier- Many people know her now as Misty Kensington, model and Playboy Bunny. Mary Anne lives in the playboy mansion with her boyfriend, Hugh, and the other people. Mary Anne is famous, and dates and schmoozes with tons of famous people. A year after she was discovered in 2000, Mary Anne was on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition wearing veeery little. That same year, she also had her own centerfold in Playboy. She also had twins, Gestring and Sthong, with Fred Durst. Mary Anne is now a very famous and successful model. The only people from Stunybroke who she keeps in touch with are her sister, Dawn, and Dawn's lover, Abby, to send them autographed copies of her magazines and pictures year-round.
Mallory Pike- Even though Mallory grew up with beautiful looks, she became obsessed with them as she became older. Mallory sadly contracted MJ Disease, a disease where the person becomes obsessed with plastic surgery. Mallory Pike married her plastic surgeon, Richard Jones, and little by little as time went by, she began to resemble Michael Jackson. Her husband accidentally killed her during a surgery five years ago, at the age of 26. (Mal was two years younger than the other babysitters). Richard later stabbed himself. (He was a die-hard Michael Jackson fan and felt like he was killing Michael Jackson.)
Jessi Ramsey- When Jessi turned 20, she went to Switzerland for a sex change operation, and turned herself into Justin Ramsey. It was there that he/she met his wife, Kristy, a baseball player on tour with her team. They later got married and they are now a happy couple, living in Florida. Jessi hasn't told Kristy who she really is, and Kristy has no idea. You just got punk'd, Kristy!
Author's Note :
I wrote this Babysitter's Club Fan Fic over a year ago, and I still crack up every time I read it. For the record, I did not mean to offend anybody, that's just my sense of humor. And if you were offended, I'm sorry. Just don't take this babysitter stuff too seriously. Or you could end up like Claudia in my next ff, to be published shortly. (and you'll just have to wait to see what happens!)
Anyway, I hope you enjoyed it. Because I've already written another one, and I have two more almost done. So whether you like it or not, you'll definitely be seeing more of me.
Also, I have nothing against babysitters. So I'm sorry if you found that offensive, too. I didn't mean it to be when I wrote it. And I still don't. I was at the impressionable age of 12! Now, I'm 14, but I still think that shit is funny. Ah well. C'est la vie!
YEAR 2020, WHEN ALL MEMBERS OF THE BABY SITTERS CLUB ARE 33 YEARS OLD…
Kristy Thomas- Ramsey- Kristy's life was very un-successful. She tried to start a women's baseball league, but couldn't get enough women to join. Could this be because all players had to shave their heads, renounce their religion and pray to Kristy as their god? She later gave up her dream and married Justin Ramsey. Kristy is the only member of the baby-sitters club that turned out fairly normal. She resides in Florida with her husband and two kids.
Claudia Kishi-Thomas- In her junior year of high school, Claudia lost 470 pounds, making her 110 pounds. That summer, Charlie Thomas proposed, and she accepted. During her senior year in high school, Claudia had 2 babies, twins Charlie Jr. and Mimi, on her math classroom floor. Now, at age 33, Claudia is the mother of 10 children, and living with her husband Charlie in Stunybroke. And though there may not be money to buy shoes or groceries, Claudia is happy because Charlie picked her over Stacey.
Stacey Rodowsky- Formerly Stacey McGill, she married former babysitting charge Jackie Rodowsky in 2009, when she was 24. Jackie, the well known, loveable, all around klutz, is a sweet guy, even though he burned down their apartment in Minnesota by accident. Stacey and Jackie are now living in the garage off Jackie's old house, with his mother. Stacey is also pregnant with their first child, to be born in sixteen months.
Abigail Stevenson and Dawn Schafer-Stevenson- As soon as Abby and Dawn graduated, they went to San Francisco so they could get hitched legally. Lovers since that age of 13, Dawn and Abby live in a condo in an "Active Gay Community". Dawn
and Abby have also cut all ties from their home in Stunybroke, except for Mary Anne, Dawn's sister. Dawn also took on Abby's name because she is the more masculine of the two. Abby also cut her hair short, dresses in men's clothing, and stuffs her pants. Dawn is her regular gay self.
Mary Anne Spier- Many people know her now as Misty Kensington, model and Playboy Bunny. Mary Anne lives in the playboy mansion with her boyfriend, Hugh, and the other people. Mary Anne is famous, and dates and schmoozes with tons of famous people. A year after she was discovered in 2000, Mary Anne was on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition wearing veeery little. That same year, she also had her own centerfold in Playboy. She also had twins, Gestring and Sthong, with Fred Durst. Mary Anne is now a very famous and successful model. The only people from Stunybroke who she keeps in touch with are her sister, Dawn, and Dawn's lover, Abby, to send them autographed copies of her magazines and pictures year-round.
Mallory Pike- Even though Mallory grew up with beautiful looks, she became obsessed with them as she became older. Mallory sadly contracted MJ Disease, a disease where the person becomes obsessed with plastic surgery. Mallory Pike married her plastic surgeon, Richard Jones, and little by little as time went by, she began to resemble Michael Jackson. Her husband accidentally killed her during a surgery five years ago, at the age of 26. (Mal was two years younger than the other babysitters). Richard later stabbed himself. (He was a die-hard Michael Jackson fan and felt like he was killing Michael Jackson.)
Jessi Ramsey- When Jessi turned 20, she went to Switzerland for a sex change operation, and turned herself into Justin Ramsey. It was there that he/she met his wife, Kristy, a baseball player on tour with her team. They later got married and they are now a happy couple, living in Florida. Jessi hasn't told Kristy who she really is, and Kristy has no idea. You just got punk'd, Kristy!
Author's Note :
I wrote this Babysitter's Club Fan Fic over a year ago, and I still crack up every time I read it. For the record, I did not mean to offend anybody, that's just my sense of humor. And if you were offended, I'm sorry. Just don't take this babysitter stuff too seriously. Or you could end up like Claudia in my next ff, to be published shortly. (and you'll just have to wait to see what happens!)
Anyway, I hope you enjoyed it. Because I've already written another one, and I have two more almost done. So whether you like it or not, you'll definitely be seeing more of me.
Also, I have nothing against babysitters. So I'm sorry if you found that offensive, too. I didn't mean it to be when I wrote it. And I still don't. I was at the impressionable age of 12! Now, I'm 14, but I still think that shit is funny. Ah well. C'est la vie!