The Talented, Sad, Lonely, Depressed, Haunted, Troubled, Confused, Blood Thirsty, Helpless, Power Hungry, Angry, Dangerous Little Sayain (Aka The Blood Thirsty, Angry, Dangerous Little Sayain.)
Jester: okiees, I got joo's all the update!
Jangler: Why you speaking so weird?
Jester: I hurt my face!
Jangler: okay..
---Begin Chapter---
The flight to Earth was pretty uneventful until when they ran out of food only two days away from Earth. The food shortage was because two particular Sayains were hungry. Bulma was on their case big time.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TWO! YOU ATE ALL OF OUR FOOD! AARGH!! I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU TWO FOR THE REST OF THE FLIGHT!! YOU'RE JUST LIKE GOKU! I SWEAR I-"
"Shut-up, Onna! Never say that we're like Kakkarot again, if you wish to live!" Vegeta yelled, throwing a spoon at, she nimbly dodged it. She just scowled and let out an exasperated sigh, and exited the room muttering to herself at how much of pigs men are.
Vegeta just leaned back in his chair, as ate the rest of the chicken. He chewed on the bone, "So, do you think Freezer's head was incinerated in the blast?"
Jangler was looking out the shuttle's window, "I doubt it. I can sense him out. It's very faint, but I know that Freezer still lives."
"Humph, we should have blasted his head when we had the chance!" Vegeta said and threw the bone towards the wall. Jangler looked at him.
"Do you think it's my fault?" he asked. Vegeta's eyes widened a bit.
"What are you thinking?! I'd never say it's your fault. I think it's Kakkarot's fault, if he weren't distracting us, we would have blasted all of Freezer away. It's never going to be your fault Jangler," Vegeta said as he walked over and pulled his son into a hug. (aww, a father and son moment! How cute!) Jangler hugged back.
"Okay."
~~~two days later~~~
Earth came into view, and Bulma and Krillin leaped for joy. They had a smooth landing, and they landed in a Forest like setting where Dende and Kaliccilo were healing Nameks that had actually survived the attack on them. Bulma and Krillin ran out, happy to be home. And Vegeta and Jangler trudged out. Then Vegeta blasted the ship to oblivion. Everyone but Jangler gave him puzzled looks. Vegeta spat where the ship was, and turned to the others, noticing their looks he mumbled, "Bad memories."
They nodded, and Bulma took out a capsule and it became a motorcycle. She put on the helmet, and got on, she turned it on and sped off, Krillin following her, though he was flying. Vegeta, and Jangler shrugged and flew off. Leaving the Nameks, those who survived too a few of their comrades and flew off, following Kaliccilo who was also carrying a few Nameks, and Dende in the rear carrying a few too. They followed Kaliccilo to the lookout, where they put the dead Nameks before Kami. Kami knew what to do, and he led them deep into the look out, to where the bodies could be preserved until the dragon balls were in use again.
----at Capsule Corporation----
Jangler and Vegeta were amazed at what they saw, a house full of technology, but what they liked was the spaceship that could alter gravity for training. They demanded that they had two, one for Vegeta and one for Jangler. Being the kind man, that Mr. Briefs is, he let them have one for each of them.
Vegeta and Jangler trained ten hours a day, with no resting. Then they slept eight hours, they ate for two hours, and just stood about, meditating for four hours. Then one day, Vegeta fell, and he launched off, to some planet.
Jangler ran out of his ship and saw Vegeta's ship go off into to space, "Where the fuck is he going?!"
Jangler ran inside and turned on the radio, "Dad! Where are you going Dad?!"
No answer…
"Dad…"
~~in Vegeta's ship~~
Vegeta laid on the floor unconscious, he fell on the take off button, his temple hitting the button, then his head hitting the floor in 100G, it was a bit much, and he was knocked out. The radio sputtered out Jangler's message, but Vegeta could not answer.
~~On Earth~~
Jangler felt abandoned, why had his father just taken off like that? Did he not like him anymore? Jangler felt confused, and he blasted his ship to oblivion in his frustration.
Two days later, Bulma did a DNA test of Jangler while Jangler slept, and made a discovery that proved her hypothesis to be true.
The next morning on the third since Vegeta had launched off, Bulma walked over Jangler, who was sitting in the corner, picking away at his breakfast. She leaned down a patted his head, "Jangler, we're going to take you somewhere today. We want you to meet someone."
"Who?" He mumbled, and he stabbed at his noodles, and rice. Bulma smiled.
"It's a surprise…"
---End Chapter---
Jester: Not much for today, folks. I gotta do a Current Event things, pah…World Geography…
Jangler: Jester being a bit lazy eh?
Jester: **smacks Jangler** shut-up, you should know what it's like to be in high school…**evil smirk** yyyeeeess, you should, mm-hmm, I have an idea to let you know **evil Grinch smile**
Jangler: o.O; oh, no….**is scared**
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Jester: -.-; plZ review, is all I have to say…**nudges the unconscious Jangler** dude, r u alright??…uh-oh, um….Does anyone know CPR? First person to review this chapter gets to perform CPR on Jangler!
Jester
