The Talented, Sad, Lonely, Depressed, Haunted, Troubled, Confused, Blood Thirsty, Helpless, Power Hungry, Angry, Dangerous Little Sayain (Aka The Blood Thirsty, Angry, Dangerous Little Sayain.)

Jester: yes, another chapter my good reviewers!!

Jangler: **ish still in straight suit** Hey! Can I get out of here now?!

Jester: No! You called me a bitch, therefore you will stay in that straight suit forever!! Mwahahahahahahahahaha!

Jangler: y.y That's mean….

Jester: -.- you called me a bitch! Like calling ppl a bitch isn't mean???!!!

Jangler: er….

Jester: -.- ookay, let's just start the fic now, eh?

---Begin Chapter---

Vegeta had spent the past three days trying to figure out how the damned thing worked and finally he got! He set in the coordinates for Earth. "Yay! Now, I'll go back to Earth, collect my son, and we'll conquer the universe!!"

The door closed, and the ship launched off into space, taking him to Earth, or will it?

~~On Earth~~

For the last three days Jangler had come to like his mother, and his mother had come to be less protective of him as she was those many years ago. Jangler was allowed to train, and train he did. He'd go out and catch fish for dinner, and would swim for fun. He even taught his mum to form ki spheres and how to fly. He sparred with her and he would actually go easy, and refrain from going Super Sayain. Though he kept his Vegeta-like self in tow, he didn't want to end up like Kakkarot. AT times he would just be outside in the mountains and look at the sky, waiting to see his father's space ship come down to Earth, or Freezer's…

One day, as he was training he sensed it, his father! His father had returned! He leaped in the air, making circles shouting, "Father's back! Father's back!"

He flew to his house and his mum. He ran in the house, shouting, "My dad's back! My dad's back!"

Chi-chi looked at him quizzically, then remember, "oh, Vegeta is back. I'm sure you want to see him."

"Definitely! I'm going to greet him!" Jangler said. Before he went off running out the door he said, "Mum, I want you to know. Now that's he's back, I'm going to be training a lot more. I may even go into space with him. But I'll only be gone for a little while. I promise."

"Gone?" Chi-chi was about to argue but though against it. She nodded and said, "Okay, Jangler. But you promised. Don't break your promise and get killed."

"I promise," he said, then ran outside and flew off to Capsule Corps.

~~At CC~~

Everything and everyone were running around trying figure out what to do since Vegeta's ship was coming for a landing. Tiredly, Bulma stepped out of her room, stretching. She had a nice dream last night. She dreamt that she and Vegeta kissed, hell yeah baby! And he was a pretty damn good kisser! She made her way to the CC work shop as people were running past her, shouting orders and what not. She just sat in her chair as the ship came down, and crash landed in her back yard. The house was shaking but she was only thinking of Vegeta and that dream. Then shouting from two particular Sayains pushed her back into reality.

"Father!"

"Jangler!"

Bulma scowled, "they just had to bring me into reality!" She muttered a few choice words. As she stepped outside into the back yard.

"Onna! Get my ship repaired!" Vegeta yelled as he went up to greet his son.

"WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM??? YOUR SERVANT!!! EVER HEARD OF SAYING 'PLEASE'???" She yelled. Vegeta just shrugged her off as he was thrown to Earth in a bear hug from Jangler.

"Where were you? Why did you leave? What happened? Have you sensed Freezer any lately? How've y'been?" Jangler asked in one breathe and very quickly. Vegeta got up, his armor a bit messy and torn from his frustration on the planet on trying to get the damned space ship to bloody work. He smiled.

"Whoa! Calm down! I can't hear a damn word you fucking said."

"I said, where were you?"

"On some planet owned by Freezer."

"Why did you leave?"

"I must have fallen and accidentally launched off."

"What happened on that planet?"

"I ran into an army of lizard type people who wore our type of armor. I killed them all, and conquered the planet."

"Cool! Have you sensed Freezer lately?"

"No, not lately."

"How have you been?"

"I've been okay. But now I'm even better. Hehe, we're going to conquer the universe son. Right when that onna fixes the ship. Hm?" Vegeta looked a Jangler's tail, dull in shine, and a few gray hairs. "Why have you been depressed? Oh, because I left huh?"

"Yep. But I ain't depressed now!"

"Good," Vegeta said, putting on a smirk. Shit, now he is going to be easy to get depressed. Damn it. Why did I have to launch myself off? A Sayain never fully gets out of depression. His tail will never shine like it did. Aw fuck, this is bad. I'm going to have to be careful. He'll be a lot more sensitive now. If I leave without him or without reason, he could go into a major depression. No recovery. Damn it! Vegeta thought to himself. "Onna! How lone will it take to fix the ship?!"

"I don't know!" She shouted as she looked at the rubble. "The way you fucking wrecked it, it could take a year! OR TWO!!"

"Fine! I have time!" Vegeta said. "Jangler has forever."

"You will too Dad, they have dragon balls here too, remember!" Jangler said. Vegeta nodded and smiled proudly at how smart his son was. Then Jangler tugged him into the air. "C'mon, I want you to meet someone!"

"Who?" Vegeta asked. (Damn! When I wrote that, I just thought of Jude law saying "who?" in that dead sexy English accent of his **sighs dreamily at thought of Jude Law** er, anyway back to the chapter)

"You'll see!" Jangler said happily as he and his father flew off to his home in the mountains.

~~End Chapter~~

Jangler: Dad gets to meet mum!!

Jester: yeah, I know…**ish nervous**

Jangler: What?

Jester: I'm not sure how I'm going to do this, why do you think I ended the chapter?

Jangler: O.O you didn't even plan this out?

Jester: -.~ er, no, I was just making it up as I went along, but don't tell anyone.

Jangler: **looks at the "On air" sign that is lit** okay….

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