The Talented, Sad, Lonely, Depressed, Haunted, Troubled, Confused, Blood Thirsty, Helpless, Power Hungry, Angry, Dangerous Little Sayain (Aka The Blood Thirsty, Angry, Dangerous Little Sayain.)

Jester: Jangler, I'll make you a deal. I let you out of that straight suit, if you blast Ran to the next dimension.

Jangler: Yes! Yes! yes! yes! Deal! deal! deal! deal!

Jester: **let's Jangler out of straight suit**

Jangler: **blasts Ran** What did he do anyway?

Jester: he said "Damn, Janglers right you are a psycotich bitch, onna. Let him out of the daamned straight jacket, I mean he's the prince of saiyans. Just let the boy out so he can help you get this done faster. Honestly I should blast you to hell and back. Just hurry and let the prince free, so he can start the next chapter since it's obvious an onna like you doesn't know how." He didn't even spell a few things right. That's okay, no one is perfect in that sense.

Jangler: Oh…okay, can we start the chapter now?

Jester: Alright, vodka? **takes drink of vodka** You're going to need it.

Jangler: **takes vodka bottle** thanks…

Jester: To let you know, I DON'T promote drinking and driving. Drink if you want, just don't drive while intoxicated!

---Begin Chapter---

Jangler and Vegeta landed in front of the house and Jangler ran inside, telling Vegeta to follow. "Mum! Mum! I want you to meet Dad!"

Chi-chi walked out from the kitchen, drying her Frying Pan of No Return (no return from the grave that is, she also has the Frying Pan of Pain and More Pain, and the Frying Pan of Death and Destruction, the Frying Pan of Hitting Goku with, and the Frying Pan of Mauling Goku's stupid friends [minus Bulma]) "Yes, Jangler?"

Jangler ran up to her, dragging Vegeta behind him, "Mum, this is my Dad!"

Chi-chi looked a Vegeta. Kind of short, but taller than her, handsome, cool hair, muscular, a long strong tail, nice eyes, he was plain hot. But unfortunately her father wouldn't let her get a divorce, but that's okay. She didn't want to marry some guy she didn't know, "Hi, I'm Chi-chi."

Vegeta gave her a quick look, "I'm Prince Vegeta, Prince of the Sayains." She isn't as attractive as the Onna back where I landed.

Jangler could tell that nothing was between them. They probably wouldn't even know each other existed if it weren't for Jangler, but they could become good friends. Besides, he thought, there's something between the blue haired Onna and Dad anyways.

They went inside for a little snack (Jangler: Little? Jester: Okay, little in the eyes of Sayains) that consisted of fifteen servings of turnovers, egg rolls, sushi, a couple of doughnuts and a lot of other things. Jangler and Vegeta leaned back against their chair, patting their stomachs. Jangler smiled, "Mum's a great cook, huh?"

Vegeta merely nodded in agreement, too stuffed to talk. (O.O prince of Sayains stuffed?? My my!) Chi-chi smiled at the compliment.

"Thank you!" She said. Silence….no chemistry….no tension…no way was there any sexual interest…unatrracted to each other….thrity minutes go by…Chi-chi gets up to clean the dishes...forty….an hour…

"Jangler, let's go train." Vegeta said getting up. Jangler nodded and followed his dad outside.

"Do you still have your gravity chamber?" Vegeta asked. Jangler shook his head. "Why not, son?"

"Because after you left, I got so frustrated I accidentally blasted it to hell," Jangler said. Vegeta smirked.

"Well, that wasn't too smart was it?"

"Do you ever do smart things when your pissed off?" Jangler said, glaring at him mockingly.

"Don't look at me like that, son! I can stay clear headed when I'm mad."

"Sure, when you're mad," Jangler said, floating upside down in the air in front of Vegeta, his tail swaying like a pendulum. "But what about when you're pissed off?"

"Well, I don't blast my ship, I blast at the ground or some other living thing around me."

"Mm-hmm."

"What? You don't believe me?"

"I di'n't say that."

Vegeta growled a bit then grabbed his son from mid-air and started to wrestle with him, saying teasingly, "You have to believe me! Or, I'll beat you to the ground!"

"Yeah? Like you could?!" Jangler said teasing him back. Then they went Super and got into fighting stance. They smirked at each other. Then they went in to a full out spar with each other. Their movements to fast to see, but to Chi-chi she could see it. They fought all over the place, breaking huge oaks, sturdy pines and ash trees. Then they went to a forbidden place…the flower garden. A blast from Vegeta sent to Jangler but Jangler dodged it and it took out half of the garden. Chi-chi fumed and sent a ki blast straight at Vegeta's unprotected back. Vegeta yelled, not from pain but surprise, he turned to see a very angry Chi-chi. Then Jangler's fist connected his jaw, he was sent to the ground. Jangler landed down then saw his mother. "Er, hey mum!"

Vegeta got up dusting off his armor, "Onna, why did you try to attack me?!"

Jangler glanced at his father than back to his mum, who wasn't there anymore, "Huh? Where's mum?"

Then she re-appeared in front of the two Sayain wielding the Frying Pan of Pain and more Pain. "You two just blasted away half of my flower garden! AND THE ROSE SIDE TOO!! You two better get over there, and plant these seeds in there! You are going to grow me more roses!" She handed them seed packs containing Rose seeds. They didn't dare argue, well not Jangler, but Vegeta protested.

"Onna! I'm not going to plant roses! I'm a warrior, not a gardener! You don't tell the Prince of Sayains what to do!" B O O M! The Frying pan connecting with Vegeta's face. Vegeta fell back, "Ow, that frying pan hurts.."

"Now, get to it!" Chi-chi yelled. They nodded and did so. Then later Chi-chi calmed down and apologized for her actions. It's just, she had been working on that garden for ten years, and she had been really proud of her work, and she doesn't let anyone go in it, or pluck flowers from it. They merely nodded, and Vegeta got an ice pack for his nose. Jangler couldn't help but laugh at his father. Vegeta just scowled.

"You're suppose to be on my side, son!" Vegeta mumbled. Jangler laughed a bit.

"Sorry, dad. I can't help it. It's funny. You'd laugh at me if she did that to me!" Jangler said.

"Er, you're probably right."

"See!"

Vegeta started to live at CC and Jangler stayed with his mum to protect her. He liked his mum. Vegeta would come over every day to train, spar and spend time with his son. Then one day as they trained Jangler punched Vegeta right in the middle of a monkey family. In their anger the beated Vegeta with sticks and rocks. Jangler quickly came over and tore off some heads, and limbs and blasted others to hell. Though monkey's always seem to carry diseases, and so do fleas on Mice. As a flea jumped in Vegeta's hair from a near by mice and monkey blood entered his eyes and mouth, though he spat it out. Vegeta got up and rubbed off the blood and scratched his head a bit. He dusted himself off, "Nice punch Jangler."

"Thanks Dad," jangler said then they continued in their fight, but Vegeta seemed to grow weary, and tired. Finally he dropped from the air. Jangler rushed to him and caught him before he hit the ground. He shook his father several times, "Dad. Dad! Are you alright?"

"Uhn, never better, son…ugh, though my stomach is killing me…" Vegeta said, holding his stomach.

"Dad, I think that's enough for today. I'm taking you over to the blue-haired onna and have her check you out," Jangler said carrying his father's tired and weak form to CC despite Vegeta's protests.

---End Chapter---

Jester: Okay! End of the chapter!

Jangler: O.O What is wrong with my father???

Jester: Why do you want to know?

Jangler: BecuZ he's my dad! I have to know!

Jester: you'll see! PlZ review!

jester