The Talented, Sad, Lonely, Depressed, Haunted, Troubled, Confused, Blood Thirsty, Helpless, Power Hungry, Angry, Dangerous Little Sayain (Aka The Blood Thirsty, Angry, Dangerous Little Sayain.)

**thousands of blast head toward Jangler from Ran.**

Jangler: **goes Super Sayain** I can't believe he blocked that attack, even though it was really weak. I geuss the man's stronger than I thought. **prepares to dodge attacks. But then attacks disappear** Huh? What happened?

Jester: I just stopped the attacks from coming.

Jangler: Why did you do that??

Jester: Because, it's my story and you can't be killed in my self-commentary here. So, I'm sorry Ran. Perhaps another time? Yes, I'll make another story about Jangler, and you'll be an opponent he faces! That sound fair? Well, hope you all enjoy!

----Begin Chapter----

Jangler arrived at CC carrying his unconscious father. He ran inside, running straight through a wall and yelled, "ONNA!! ONNA!! COME HERE NOW!!!"

Bulma came from downstairs, yawning and in baggy pants and mid-drift. "Ah! What do you want? AND MY NAME ISN'T ONNA!!"

Jangler covered as best he could without dropping V-chan. He glared at her, "Don't yell at me, Onna! I want to check my father! There's something wrong with him, and I want to know what it is! NOW ONNA!"

Bulma winced and glared back, "I will. On one occasion. STOP CALLING ME ONNA!!"

"Fine, Onna er I mean um, what's your name again?"

Bulma sighed exasperatingly. She just glared at him and then walked down the hall, "Follow me, Jangler. And bring your 'father' with you!"

Jangler followed her down the hall into the autopsy room. Bulma unstrapped a few straps on a metal board. "Put your father on this. And take off any metal on him. Then come into this room."

Jangler nodded and preceded to take off any metal that his father wore. A ring that had a Vegeta-sei diamond on it and through the diamond you could see the royal insignia. Then he went into the room where Bulma was after he strapped hs father to the metal board.

"What are you going to do?" Jangler asked as he saw his father go into a machine. Bulma clicked a few buttons and looked at Vegeta.

"I'm going to run an autopsy to see if anything is wrong with his body. Then I'm going to take blood samples. What happened anyway?" Bulma asked.

"We were training. Every thing seemed fine until I knocked Dad into a family of apes and they started to attack him. I had punched him too hard for him to react, then I went down and tore the monkeys up. There was a lot of blood."

"Hmm, I'm betting that the monkeys carried some sort of disease in the fleas on them or ticks, or their blood."

"Disease? Hah! The Prince of Sayains could not be brought down by a mere disease!"

"Disease is what brought down many people of Earth. Disease is the most powerful weapon on Earth. I wouldn't be overconfident in your 'father'."

"Humph. You just don't know anything, onna."

"I said not to call me onna! My name is Bulma!"

"Whatever," Jangler grunted as the autopsy came to an end and a picture of Vegeta's body came on the screen. Bulma checked out the bone health status and brain waves. "Hmm, seems normal. Now for the body heat. What's this? A flea! You're father has a flea! I knew he was like an animal put this just takes the cake!" Jangler smacked her off her chair. Bulma held her cheek and looked up at him fearfully. Jangler's eyes almost looked red as he growled.

"Do not insult my father, onna! And I will call what ever I want!" Jangler growled. Bulma just nodded. "Now, get up and check more of my father's health. Didn't you say you were going to do a blood test?"

Bulma nodded and got up, clicked a few things in her a computer. A machine started in the autopsy room, it had a needle and it injected the needle into Vegeta and started to draw blood. The computer automatically did a blood test. UNKNOWN DISEASE the computer read. Bulma's eyes grew large. She had just discovered an unknown disease carried in the blood of monkeys!

"Unknown disease?!" Jangler yelled. "Onna, check it out!"

"Did your father show any signs of sickness?" Bulma asked. Jangler nodded. "What were they?"

"He was starting to get tired, and then he collapsed, and he said his stomach was killing him."

Bulma nodded and typed in the information as Jangler said it. The computer came up with a few diseases. Bulma read them off, "Mono, Appendicitis, Stomach flu, Allergic reaction to something."

"What are those?"

"Mono is a disease that drains you energy. Appendicits is when your Appendix inflates and ruptures or burst and you can die from it. Stomach Flu is when your stomach won't take anything ending up in dehydration and you can die from the dehydration. Allergic reaction to something is-"

"I know what allergic reaction is. He has no allergies though."

Bulma nodded and typed on her computer, "we can eliminate Allergic reaction then."

"I don't know about the rest."

"Well, then we'll have to do some research and studies."

"What about that flea?"

"Oh, yes. I'll have to get that flea." Bulma typed a few things into her computer and a machine started that got the flea from Vegeta's head. "Did Vegeta scratch his head any?"

Jangler nodded/

"Okay, that flea may also be apart of the problem. It's going to take a while to see what this is all about. You may want to leave and go back home. Chi-chi might get worried."

"no. I don't care how long it takes. I'm going to stay here until I find out what's wrong with him!"

"Jangler! You go home now! I'm not going to take care of you. Go home, Jangler!"

"I don't need to be taken care of, Onna!" Jangler said, his anger rising. "I don't need your help!"

"Then why did you come to me?"

"Because, ugh."

"Chi-chi will need your help, Jangler. Who knows, someone stronger than Chi-chi could show up at your house and rape her, and kill her! Do want that to happen? Jangler, you have to protect Chi-chi, with Goku gone-"

"DON'T SPEAK TO ME ABOUT KAKKARROT! HE WOULDN'T MAKE A GOOD FATHER, NOR HUSBAND TO MY MOTHER! Fine, I'll go. But I'll be back here tomorrow! And the day after until I know what's wrong!"

"Okay. Now go, I have to focus!"

"Fine. Make sure nothing happens to him, onna. I'm holding you responsible for him. If anything bad happens to him while I'm gone. You and your family and the entire factory and labs and shit here is going to be gone! Understand?!" Jangler said, ready to leave. Bulma nodded.

"Yes, I understand. Nothing will happen to him."

"Good!" the Jangler walked another door that lead to the hall and went home.

Bulma watched him leave then looked back at Vegeta. "Nothing will happen to him. Not while I'm around. I can't believe I'm saying this, but I hope he doesn't die from this unknown disease. There's just something about him, I think I like him. Kind of."

----End Chapter----

Jangler: That's all?

Jester: For now. I have other things to do you know. I have CP geography, Algebra, "team-teaching" with Raven. I'm booked. But I'll find time for the story a little while later.

Jester

PS Read "Frozen in Time: by Raven. It's a B/V story. AU, but it's totally awesome! I don't usually read B/V fics but this is a completely awesome one! You gotta read it! Here's the summary:

"A/U, Veteta and his two best friends, Bulma and Meliah, were given to Freiza as part of a treaty when they was 5 and 6. Now they're older and suddenly Bulma is more than just a friend. Chapter 8 is up!!! Please R&R!!" READ IT! OR NO MORE JANGLER!!