I watch him scowling at me and stick out my tongue, then laugh at his stricken expression. Poor old thing is so easy to fool! Yet cunning, when he wants to be. I would have had him in the river, if he hadn't been so particularly determined to save me. Save me? Hah! I can swim faster than that ugly beast any day, especially if it means I would be the only one left to walk beside Sesshoumaru-sama. Sesshoumaru-sama...someday, I will take my rightful place at your side, and Jaken will rue the day he ever tried to compete for your affections.

Jaken's right.

I really am trying to kill him. ^_^