The Talented, Sad, Lonely, Depressed, Haunted, Troubled, Confused, Blood Thirsty, Helpless, Power Hungry, Angry, Dangerous Little Sayain (Aka The Blood Thirsty, Angry, Dangerous Little Sayain.)
Jester: Well, okay after much delay I bring it back, the next chapter.
Jangler: Finally! Damn, I thought I was abandoned!
Jester: I was hoping I could abandon you, you keep bugging me, though it's good when you do during Robey Lectures, but PRAISE GOD I don't have him as a teacher anymore! Now it's Mr. Duck-walking Hoff.
Jangler: At least he doesn't have that annoying teeth.
Jester: Luckily I sit next to M-chan, who seems to ignore me now. I feel hated and unloved.
Jangler: About time…On with Me!
~~~Begin Chapter~~~
(Jester: insensitive Saya-jin…oops, we started hehehe)
Jangler flew quickly to Capsule Corps. To see his dad. He landed in the front lawn, and looked at the rounded dome like house that reflect the pale moonlight. He could sense the level energy levels of everyone, at least the Chikyu-jins, his father's ki fluctuated and did not stay the same for more than a few seconds. He walked up to the door to find it locked. He scowled, how dare they lock the door when they should know that the son of the prince of Sayains was going to check on his father??!! Jangler just grabbed the door knob and tore the door off it's hinges and threw it aside. Aurie, who was floating above th house, watched and smirked as she saw Jangler throw the door aside like a useless hole-filled rag.
Jangler was not smiling though, having to face this evil was not what he wanted to do. No doubt he thought himself strong enough to defeat this evil he was just at a bad point in his life at the moment. And he had to protect his family though. He walked down the hall to where Vegeta's room was. He walked into it, and didn't even glance at the monitors that measured and monitored Vegeta's heartbeat, breathing, pulse etc. Jangler looked at his dad, who was incased in a glass box like a newborn baby with problems. He put his hand up to the glass and it shattered then disintegrated. He looked at his father sadly, and put his hand to his father's forehead-it was hot. Jangler sensed the other presence come in the room.
"No worries, Onna," Jangler said dryly. "I'm just taking a last look at my father before I go fight."
"Jangler, who are you going to fight? The only person that you could fight and get any real training out of is Vegeta," Bulma said.
"There is a new evil, Onna. I'm going to fight it, if I don't, if I give in, it'll kill Mum and Dad. I don't want that to happen," Jangler spoke the honest truth, the thing that was weighing on his heart. Bulma looked concerned for him.
"Then you fight it, Jangler, and you win and you live. If you don't, Kami only knows what Chi-chi may do…" Bulma trailed off, her eyes lowered to the ground as she remembered what had happened to Chi-chi after her sweet innocent little boy had been pronounced dead.
"I will win, and I will live!" Jangler said. He looked down at his fist, "I will not let my family die, not by the hands of a weaker foe than I! I will use this person's blood to stain my face for my war colors! It will die by my hands, and it will die slowly and painfully!"
Aurie-who had earlier appeared in the doorway- applauded, fake proud tears forming in her eyes. Bulma just stood there, shocked at how blood thirsty the once sweet little child had become. Jangler just turned on his heel and strode out the door, Aurie disappeared like a ghost just seconds before Jangler walked through the door. Aurie re-appeared near Bulma.
"'Ello, Bulma Briefs. I'm Aurora, Jangler's muse, but you can call me Aurie. I have to tell you, I know what this evil has in store. I want you to take Vegeta and put him a tube in the wall, like when you freeze dead people y'know?" Aurie said, Bulma nodded. "Alright, but don't freeze just keep him sealed in there for say a few days maybe a week at best, keep oxygen in supply through tanks, alright?"
Bulma nodded, "But why?"
"No time for questions, Mrs. Briefs. Just do as I say," Aurie said then disappeared like smoke.
Jangler strode down the hall and out the door. He waited a bit, not sure if he should attack head on, or be careful and make himself unknown until he had this thing right where he could kill him. Aurie appeared in mid air, sitting Indian style upside down.
"You should just lay low a few moments, until you have a perfect spot to kill him, Jangler," Aurie said, as if she knew what he was thinking, and she did.
"What makes you say that?" Jangler asked. Eyeing her annoyingly.
"I could see it in your eyes," Aurie lied. Jangler knew she was lying.
"You're lying, you can't see my eyes, not from where you're floating."
"Fine, I can read your thoughts…I'm psychic!"
"Whatever, I'm going now," then Jangler flew up and passed Aurie just as he put on an extra burst of speed. Aurie just smirked.
"Damn, he's a tad sad isn't he? Well this should be good, two immortals fight to the finish," Aurie then just realized what she said. "Oh, wait, they can't fight to the finish, they're immortal…this isn't worth watching. I'm going to Other World."
Then Aurie waved her hand, whispered a little phrase in her own tongue and a portal appeared, she stepped through.
~~~Where Kaliccilo is at~~~
Kaliccilo sensed the power boost, he looked in the direction it had come from…
"Jangler, what are you doing?" He asked himself. Then he sensed it, the other powerful ki, he turned to the direction Jangler was headed, his eyes wide, as the memory from Piccolo's side came crashing back instantly like a waves crashing into the rocks… "GARLIC JR.!! It can't be!!"
Kaliccilo powered up and shot off.
~~~Where Garlic Jr.'s at (from now on in the narration he will be referred to as Junior.)~~~
Junior walked around the throne room, laughing insanely as he revealed his plan to a miniature Kami and Mr. Popo who were stuck in two small glass bottles.
"I will spill this dark water into the seven wind currents and all the Earth will turn on each other, the evil in them coming out. And they will obey me, and I will bring back my father and rule!! Ahahahahahaha!!"
"You're off your head!" Kami said.
"Only a little, hey wait! Don't you insult me, or I'll drop you and squash you like a bug!" Junior said exasperatedly. "Let's go boys, we'll pour it now."
"Yes boss," the four cronies of Junior said. (some one give me their names, I can't remember.. If I don't get their names I'll resort to using Bob, Larry, Rob, and Todd!) They walked down some stairs to where the seven wind currents started. Garlic took out a small black bottle and uncorked it.
"This is our moment of glory!" He said and he put the bottle out and was about to pour it when…
"STOP! Y'cowards, taking the easy way of conquering the world! pah!" A female voice said loudly. The five intruders of the lookout were looking all around to find the owner of the voice. "What the hell are you doing?"
"Looking for you! Where are you? Come out and show yourself!" One of the cronies said. The voice laughed.
"Ahahahahahaha! Such simple minded idiots you are!" the voice laughed.
The Spice Boys and Junior were at a loss. They were hearing a voice but couldn't see the speaker!! (Jester: **sarcastically** Ooh I'm so scared!)
"Sir, what's that voice?" Spice asked.
"Hmph, what voice? I hear no voice but mine and unfortunately yours!" Junior spat.
"Such bakas…" the voice said again. "I'm amazed, I never thought such unintelligent people existed in the universe. I thought King Yemma was the biggest baka."
"See? Didjer hear that?!" Spice near yelled in frustration.
"SHUT-UP SPICE!! YOU'RE OFF YOUR HEAD! Hear voices and shit! We don't have time for your idiotic ness!" Junior shouted. "Show shut-up! We have to take over the world now!!"
Spice shut his mouth and stood still as Junior readied the bottle of Black Water Mist. But as he readied to pour it the voice spoke again in the same mocking taunting manner as before causing him to stop and slouch.
"I wouldn't do that if I were you, munchkin!" the voice said.
Junior scowled more and said "who the hell are you?!"
"Oh, so now you hear me eh? You were just telling' the others you couldn't hear me. How fickle minded you are," the voice replied.
"Shut-up!! You obviously don't know who you're dealing with!"
"Oh I know who you are. You're size, stupid voice, and so out-of-date clothing gives it all away. You're Brittany Spears!" The voice laughed. Junior was just dumbstruck and not sure what to say. "I know who you are for real. You're Garlic Junior, son of Garlic Senior the Asshole. Therefore making you Garlic Junior the Double Asshole."
"My outfit is just fine!" Junior yelled.
"Right, you just keep telling that to yourself. And I thought King Yemma was a baka…" the voice said.
~~ in other world~~
King Yemma was more red in the face than he usually was, even his stupid beard was red.
Aurie laughed at how hilarious he looked as she sat on his huge desk.
"AURORA MEROOD!! TAKE THAT BACK NOW!!" King Yemma bellowed in his loud deep voice full of anger, his yell shook the whole check in station. "HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME, THE GREAT KING YEMMA!!"
Aurie was rolling over on the desk, holding her stomach as she laughed.
"Oh please forgive, Great King Yemma!" She said mockingly through fit of laughter. King Yemma went so red he almost looked black. Smoke quite literally came outta his ears. "Chill, King, jus' chiill! It's all fer the good of Earth anyway! Y'don't want to have to work over time to check-in all of Earth's inhabitants do ya?"
King Yemma thought on this a moment and nodded, his colouring going back to normal. "Well, that is true. If all of Earth's inhabitant were destroyed I'd be working major over time…" King Yemma scowled again and went dark red and said angrily, "BUT STILL! YOU DON'T HAVE TO USE ME AS YOUR EXAMPLES OF STUPIDITY!!"
But his yells fell on deaf ears for Aurie had gone back to taunting Garlic Junior and his stupid cronies.
~~~Where Jangler's at~~~
Jangler flew with all expedience to the look out. He could sense Kaliccilo headed his way. He stopped in midair and waited for the Namek to get to him. He only waited a few minutes before Kaliccilo shot up like a bullet surrounded by white ki and then came to a sudden halt only a few meters from Jangler. His cape swooshed in the wind current as he looked at Jangler who looked back at him, each communication through their eyes. Jangler knew who the Namek was and who it fused with. He smirked and nodded. Kaliccilo did too and they shot off against the wind current, ready to fight this evil together.
~~at the look out~~~
Junior and the Spice Boys were baffled. The voice kept taunting them.
"Y'know, I don't think you'll really be a match to him at your power lever," the voice, Aurie, said.
"Hm? What are you talking about?" Vinegar asked. The voice laughed.
"Y'mean y'didn't tell them, Garlic Charlic?" Aurie laughed.
"Tell us what? Tell us what boss?" Spice asked. Garlic scowled.
"Y'don't need to know what!! You're here to obey orders! Not to ask questions!" Junior near yelled. Aurie laughed then took on Junior's voice, mimicking him perfectly.
"Y'don't need to know what!! You're here to help me take over the world! Not to know of the little human kid with a tail who beat me five years ago!" Aurie cracked up.
Junior growled angrily as the Spice Boys eyes went wide. Mustard turned to Junior. (oh yeah I decided that since it's been forever and a day since I have seen the Garlic Jr. Saga that Spice and Vinegar are the two tall and muscular ones and Salt and Mustard are about Junior's height. The shorties ^_^) "Is that true??"
Junior scowled and blasted him to Hell, "Ask him yourself! I killed that brat, I just lost my footing and was sent to the dead zone! BUT HE IS DEAD!! And I tell you! He was no ordinary kid! He had a great ki within him, but he's dead now!!"
Aurie had dropped the impersonation of Junior's voice and laughed hysterically, "Ahahahahahahahaha! You're only half right, Garlic Junior! Some of him DID die, mainly his name! The other part of him-his soul- went into hibernation, and that powerful side came out, his Sayain side! He has more pride than you would know what to do with! His humanity is barely shown!"
After the word Sayain Salt's eyes widened and started to tremble. Junior noticed this and spat at them saying, "What are you trembling for?"
"A Sayain? How could you win against a Sayain? Sayains are the most powerful race on the Universe! I remember a story of a Sayain before I had entered the Dead Zone. The Sayain was a third class but dealt with a planet that the tyrant Freezer had to send his Elite to deal with. The Sayain and his group dealt with them easily, at the life of the full moon they changed into Giant Apes and wrecked the planet, not a survivor left on the Planet. If a third class could do that, think of what 2nd class or 1st class could do!! But then I was sucked into the Dead Zone before the Great Sayain Rebellion War happened. I'm sure the Sayains won."
Junior snorted, "Bastard. What would a Sayain be doing on Earth?"
"I don't know. He should have destroyed it if he were here and blaarrgh!" Salt didn't finish his sentences for Junio had blasted him to Hell.
"Ahahahahaha! Oh Garlic, you're so barbaric! You make a Saya look pure-hearted! But I'm afraid you're not a match to this Sayain. He's on his way with help. He's strong and show little or no mercy," Aurie said. "Well I have to run, poof!"
Junior scowled, no he had only 2 cronies left. Oh well, if things got out of hand he still have Kami and Mr. Popo as hostages.
"Shall we prepare for them?" Spice asked. Junior just stood there and then the obvious popped in his head- pour the Black Water Mist have them breath it in and they're under his control! DUH!
"Not yet, boys," Junior said then he uncorked the bottle, "I hate a plan."
Then Junior poured the Black Water Mist down the wind current.
~~~Check-In Station~~~
Aurie's eyes hot open. King Yemma sat back in his chair, his colour back to normal.
"What is it?" He asked.
Garlic Junior let it out… He poured the mist into the wind current.."Aurie said her voice full of tension and mystery like a horror movie.
"WHAT?! KUSO!!" King Yemma cursed.
"Let me contact Jangler, he and Kaliccilo are Earth's only hope, we can't let them be victims of this mist," Aurie said.
~~~Where Jangler and Kaliccilo are at~~~
"JANGLER!! JANGLER!!" An urgent voice called to Jangler. Jangler stopped in mid-air, Kaliccilo also stopped he too could hear the urgent voice. "JANGLER!! CAN YOU HEAR ME?!?!?!"
Jangler recognized the voice immediately. "Aurie?"
"Yes!"
"What do you want, onna?!" Jangler asked angrily.
"You have to get into a cave or small cave and seal the entrance!"
"WHY?! I'm not going to hide!!" Jangler said angrily. "I will not hide from this guy!!"
"It's not hiding!! It's getting away from a mist that makes you obey Garlic Junior!!"
As the two bickered Kaliccilo listened. The moment he heard the word "mist" Kalicillo's eyes widened. He immediately grabbed Jangler's tail and three him into a small cave. Kaliccilo got in the cave too, but the still had to seal it up.
In other world Aurie sensed what was going on, her eyes shot open. "NO! They still need to completely seal the entrance!! Oh wait, I know!"
She closed her eyes and used her senses to scan the area. She could see the whole are in her mind, the mountains, the trees, the animals, and then-
"HYER DRAGON!!! Go into the cave!!" Aurie yelled again. The dragon recognized the voice and nodded flying head first into the cave where Kaliccilo and Jangler were at. The sight of a scaled purple and yellow face coming right at them shocked the two. The thing was stuck in the entrance.
"What the hell?" Jangler said. "What is that thing?!"
"It's a flying mountain dragon," Kaliccilo replied.
"I used him to to seal up the entrance, his name is Hyer Dragon, be nice to him, especially you Jangler! He's a good dragon and just a young one too! I'll tell you when the mist has passed and it's sage to go out side," Aurie said.
After five minutes of waiting Auries came back. "Alright, it's alright to go out now."
Jangler nodded and pushed past Kaliccilo and punched Hyer Drawong in the face causing it to flay back. Jangler smirked.
"What a weak dragon!" Jangler said. Aurie and Hyer Dragon fumed.
"He's just a little one! Barely born two weeks ago!!" Aurie yelled. Jangler just shrugged her off and shot off, Kaliccilo right behind him.
~~End chapter~~
Jester: There! HA! I got it out and you only had to wait about two months!mwehehehehehe!
Jangler: Two months TOO LONG!!
Jester: hey! At least I got this out didn't I? I'm sorry for the wait folks, just the fact that my brother's unit was activated, got a file on me now for a DRAWING!! **glares at Rav-chan** The Rogue Raven and her best friend Prezza are to blame. But I forgive them so don't give them shit allright?! They did it out of their care for me.
Jangler: Pah yeah right, most likely didn't want to get killed themselves…
Jester: **hits Jangler really hard** YOU ASS! YOU DON'T SAY SUCH THINGS ABOUT MY TWO GREAT FRIENDS!! BESIDES!! THEY KNOW I WOULD NEVER DO THAT!! THEY WERE JUST WORRIED THAT ALL THIS ANGER IN ME MIGHT LEAD TO MY OWN DEATH AND SO THEY DID WHAT THEY COULD TO HELP ME!! NOW APOLOGIZE!!
Jangler: **ish scared** I'm sorry….really I am!! X_x
Jester: heh, sorry about that Rav-chan, but not only did Jangler say that but so did my sister. Y'know I'm not mad at ya or Prezza.
Jester Fraser