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Chapter three: The hyper Kid and the Food Fight Massacre

The rest of the morning went pretty well. Miroku ended up in the nurses office though.

"Yay lunch time!" Kagome chirped she was all of a sudden madam Sunshine skipping off with a freaky smile on her face.

"Are you ok?" Sango asked worridly and edged away from her.

"Of course lunch is my favorite subject!" she said.

"Lunch isn't a subject." Sango said dully.

"Yes it is. You learn how to eat and talk at the same time without food spittin out at all places." she said.

"Just take it easy." she said.

They entered a large cafateria. It was filled with kids. There where 4 sections. The Popular section which had the slut Kikyou as the center of attention and turned out to be the most kind of people. The Not so popular section basically average people, The Rejects/Geeks had a handful of shirts with ties and a laptop in front of them just to say they were very tempermental and very scary at times and The Others which had only 2 people there they went over to them.

"Hey guys!" Sango said. "Hey Sango." a girl with black hair and warm brown eyes said.

"Guys this is Kagome." she pointed at Kagome who smiled.

"Ok this one here is Rin." she pointed to the brown eyed girl.

"Shippou." to a boy with really redish hair and cerauluan eyes that was playing a gameboy.

"Nice to meet ya!" Shippou said.

They sat down and began to eat. They watched as Kagome wolfed down her food which was ramen and she started talkin.

"So-slurp-how long have ya guys know-slurp-each other." she asked.

"Since we were Barney lovers." SHippou said.

"OMG Kagome did Blackmail on the teacher this morning." Sango said.

"You mean that teacher who writes novels." Rin asked.

"Yup." Kagome answered.

"OMG you finally got that detention-loving slut!" Shippo exclaimed.

"Muhahahaha!" he laughed evily. He then stood on the table. "TODAY HAS BEEN A HAPPY DAY WHOOHOO!" he yelled. Sango and Rin pulled him down.

"Take it easy." Kagome said.

"It has been a good day though!" Shippou whined. "I finally beat FF crystal Chrionicles and the teacher got creamed and I got 2 pounds of chocolate!" he said.

"Shippou how much of the 2 pounds did you eat?" Rin asked.

He stopped and muttered, "All of it."

"You what! You know your hyperactive! Baka!" Sango yelled.

Just then Inuyasha and Miroku showed up.

"Well, well what do we have here." he smirked

Geez that smirk was bugging Kagome.

"Ah Lady Sango I see you are fairing well." Mirko said.

She just rolled her eyes.

"Stop flirtin Miroku we got a job to do." Inuyasha said.



"Look Shippou look what I've got!" he cooed waving a chocolate bar over his head.

"SUGAR!" he yelled trying to reach it but he pulled it higher and higher.

"No no you gotta do me a favor." he said. "What is it! What is it! you shall not seperate true love!" SHippo whined.

"I want you to...... pull the black plug on the wall the one thats connected to the geeks laptops." he said.



"Ok." Shippou said waltzing over there. Inuyasha and Miroku began laughing.

Sango and Rin were terrifyed! The Geeks are gonna pluverize Shippou.

"You jerks you know what you've done!" Rin yelled at them.

"You just sent him to hell just for a chocolate bar!" Sango said.

"What?" Kagome asked all Kung foo used (confused)

Shippou pulled the plug and then he was being chased around by an argry mob with ties and glasses. "Give me my chocolate!" he yelled leading the mob to Inuyasaha and the group. Then out of nowhere a plate of mashed potatoes and gravy landed on top of Inuyasha's head it oozed down his hair.

"Wench why'd ya do that for!" he yelled. "For being baka and for sending Shippou to hell you bastard!" Kagome yelled back.

She turend and a scoop of potatoes went on Kagome's back. She felt it and she was pissed.

SHe turned with a plate of mystery meat in her hands she turned grinning from ear to ear and eyes wide open.

Inyasha yelped as it was stuffed down his shirt. Then the Geeks started throwing food. Someone yelled. "FOOD FIGHT!"

Then everything was hectic. Kagome and Inuyasha were at each other putting food down there shirts and pants (not a happy feeling).

Sango and Mirko were at each other Sango was grinding food in his hair while he grabbed her butt.

The Popular kids were after the Geeks who were after the average people who were after the popular kids.



Then Inuyasha accidently squrited some mustard at Kagome who dodged and hit Kikyou in the face.

"You a$$Hole!" she creid and left the room while food was thrown at her.

"Kikyou wait!" he said despartly but was stopped when a pot of spagetthi went over his head.

"You wench!" he yelled he pinned her down and saw mirth in each others eyes.

Then there faces were a mere inch until Kagome got cup off juice and poured it all over his hair.

"Ha ha!" she teased. "Why you!" he had a pie in his hand and then suddenly stopped.

She had a cup of ramen in her hands ready to pour to waste. "No-NOOOOOOOO!" he yelled.

"Please don't waste the NOODLES!" he cried. "Oooo lala Inuyasha likes ramen!" she cooed.

She then slowly took a tip and a couple of noodles fell.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHH I CAN'T TAKE THIS!" he yelled on his knees.

She took a step closer and he walked closer. "YOu want it." she cooed.

He nodded drooling.

"OK!" she chirped and she took the pie and shoved it on his head.

SHe gave him the noodles. He grabbed it and hugged it. "Its ok my pree ccccciouuuuusssssss." he said. Eating it while pie filling oozed down his head.

'Talk about disturbing.' Kagome thought. After he was done they went at it again.

When all of this happened. Shippou and Rin sat in a safe spot.

Shippou was eatting his candy bar and grinning evily while Rin got Kagome's camera and started taping. "This is soooooo awesome!" she siad.

"YOu said it!" Shippou said absentmindly eating the last of his chocolate.

"Where'd my chocolate go?" he asked.

"You ate it Baka." Rin said dully.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" he yelled.

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