Clowns, shrinks, and sugar pops I don't own Inuyasha. Darn.
Chapter 4: Detention with Him and Spitball fights.
After the food fight Massacre which was stopped by the Principal himself with Kikyou next to him smirking.
"Kagome, Inuyasha, Miroku, Sango, Shippou, and Rin started it sir." she said formally.
"YOU SIX IN MY OFFICE AFTER YOU GET CLEANED!" the principal roared. Kikyou smirked. "YOU TOO KIKYOU for not telling me earlier!" he siad.
"But-" she whined.
"No buts get in my office now!" he said firmly. He was bald and his head can offically fry an egg and burn it.
"Alrighty geez Mr. Principal put a cap on!" Kagome said walking in line with the others to seperate shower stalls in the gym locker rooms.
They sat in side the office and they got yelled at for about a half an hour.
"Are you done yet?!? I don't know why you listen to the slut just give us our damn punishment and then you can screw with your stapler." Kagome yelled back.
He was speechless and then he was angry his head can offically burn and dissenagrate an egg.
"DENTENTION AFTER SCHOOL!" he yelled. He was soooo red you could pass him off for a disformed apple.
After there happy day of hell they dragged them selves to the detention room.
They had a an old man sitting reading Chicken Soup for the grandparents soul.
After 5 minutes he was drooling all over himself and his book. Kagome took a snapshot.
"HENTAI!" Sango yelled. She just had to sit in front of Miroku and his curious hand. -.-"
She bopped him and Kagome took another picture.
"Why do you keep doing that!" Inuyasha asked getting annoyed he was in front of Kagome and everytime he turned to steal a glance she snapped a picture blinding him to death.
"Wounldn't you like to know." Kagome dully. -.-
"I-must-have-SUGAR!" Shippou yelled nearly tearing his hair out.
'Jeez this school has problems.' Kagome thought.
"I have a pixy stick." Kagome offered
She tossed him a pixy stick he tore the top off and sniffed it.
"Shippou thats not crack." Kagome said dully ~.^"
"I know but its tastes sweeter when you let it pass through you nose and down your throut.
"Thats disgusting." Rin said.
"Is not its natural." Shippou eyes watering from the sniffing.
"YOU all are disgusting." Kikyou siad.
"Look whos talking, foundation bitch." Kagome said.
"You don't have a life so get one." Kikyou snapped.
"I have a life its just better then yours." Kagome said putting pity in it.
"Shut u-ACCK!" Kikyou yelled a huge spit wad was in her face.
"You shut up Kikyou." Shippou said loading his staw.
"Heh kiddies lets not bicker shall we." Inuyasha said.
Kagome had a straw and she shot a wad at him.
"What was that for wench!" he asked wiping it off.
"For being an asshole and lettin your clay slut get us in detention." Kagome snapped.
"Hey- FYI i am not into KIKYOU." he growled. "Prove it." Rin asked.
"HENTAI DIE!" Sango said she stood and started chasing Mirkou with a 300 pound dictionary.
"Please dont kill me lady Sango!" he pleading laughing inside. He loved turing her on.
"Alrighty....then." Kagome said ignoring the two love birds in denial.
"I want you to shoot one of the biggest spit wad on Kikyou's face." Shippo said grinning like mad.
"Alright give me a straw." He said.
He ripped a page out of the Chicken Soup book and chewed the whole page and tried spittin it out. It was hard but it came out sloppy and it Kikyou between the head oozing down her face.
"OMG Inuyasha's spit which means INDIRECT KISSING." she said Happily she actually licked the slobber.
"OMG THAT JUST NASTY!" Kagome said.
"I am gonna hurl." Rin said.
"OH NO MY BRAIN CAME OUT!" Shippo said at the end of his straw was a huge paper wad clogged at the end covered in slime.
"No its to big to be your brain." Inuyasha said.
"Kagome hes being mean!" Shippou whined.
"Have you heard of respect jerk!" She shot a wad and it hit him betweent the head.
Before they new it. Sango, Rin, and Kagome were up against the guys. Kikyou was sitting in the corner smiling and containing the spit wad from Inuyasha in a zipplock bag huggin it. "I'm gonna call you Inuyasha Jr." she grinned.
Then when it there time was up. They were still in the middle of the spit war.
"Shitsa doodles! I gotta get home!" Kagome said. "I have an idea." Rin said whipering to her comrades.
"They stopped firing!" Inuyasha said.
"Maybe they give in!" Shippou said.
"Come and gets us!" Kagome said. She made a mad dash to the teacher and the girls used him as a shield hiding behind him.
The boys fired like mad and they ended up getting the still sleeping man in the nose and head.
Kagome and the girls ran out of the school.
"DAmn they got away!" Shippou said. "Its your fault Inuyasha Baka!" Shippou said.
"Weren't you supposed to be on there side." Miroku asked.
"Well boys have to stick together plus Inuyasha's aiming was bad!" Shippou said.
"Why you litt-" Inuyasha started beating up Shippo and Miroku dragged them out sighing.
Kikyou was holding her zipplock bag full of white goop. She drew a face smiliar to Inuyasha's face and she hugged it and smiled scaringly.
The old man was still sleeping on the desk covered in spit wads.
~Fin~ for this Chappy!
A/N: Ok thats the 4th chappie!
I would like to thank Ayame, in Kouga Hating Mode!
Thanks for the review! OMG people love me this world. Mr. Fuzzums:Thinks she should get an award along with all the other cool reviewers.)
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/^.^\
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Alrighty I'll try to update soon ok! My scedule is hectic this week well my life is hectic but I'll keep this up.
~Mimi
Chapter 4: Detention with Him and Spitball fights.
After the food fight Massacre which was stopped by the Principal himself with Kikyou next to him smirking.
"Kagome, Inuyasha, Miroku, Sango, Shippou, and Rin started it sir." she said formally.
"YOU SIX IN MY OFFICE AFTER YOU GET CLEANED!" the principal roared. Kikyou smirked. "YOU TOO KIKYOU for not telling me earlier!" he siad.
"But-" she whined.
"No buts get in my office now!" he said firmly. He was bald and his head can offically fry an egg and burn it.
"Alrighty geez Mr. Principal put a cap on!" Kagome said walking in line with the others to seperate shower stalls in the gym locker rooms.
They sat in side the office and they got yelled at for about a half an hour.
"Are you done yet?!? I don't know why you listen to the slut just give us our damn punishment and then you can screw with your stapler." Kagome yelled back.
He was speechless and then he was angry his head can offically burn and dissenagrate an egg.
"DENTENTION AFTER SCHOOL!" he yelled. He was soooo red you could pass him off for a disformed apple.
After there happy day of hell they dragged them selves to the detention room.
They had a an old man sitting reading Chicken Soup for the grandparents soul.
After 5 minutes he was drooling all over himself and his book. Kagome took a snapshot.
"HENTAI!" Sango yelled. She just had to sit in front of Miroku and his curious hand. -.-"
She bopped him and Kagome took another picture.
"Why do you keep doing that!" Inuyasha asked getting annoyed he was in front of Kagome and everytime he turned to steal a glance she snapped a picture blinding him to death.
"Wounldn't you like to know." Kagome dully. -.-
"I-must-have-SUGAR!" Shippou yelled nearly tearing his hair out.
'Jeez this school has problems.' Kagome thought.
"I have a pixy stick." Kagome offered
She tossed him a pixy stick he tore the top off and sniffed it.
"Shippou thats not crack." Kagome said dully ~.^"
"I know but its tastes sweeter when you let it pass through you nose and down your throut.
"Thats disgusting." Rin said.
"Is not its natural." Shippou eyes watering from the sniffing.
"YOU all are disgusting." Kikyou siad.
"Look whos talking, foundation bitch." Kagome said.
"You don't have a life so get one." Kikyou snapped.
"I have a life its just better then yours." Kagome said putting pity in it.
"Shut u-ACCK!" Kikyou yelled a huge spit wad was in her face.
"You shut up Kikyou." Shippou said loading his staw.
"Heh kiddies lets not bicker shall we." Inuyasha said.
Kagome had a straw and she shot a wad at him.
"What was that for wench!" he asked wiping it off.
"For being an asshole and lettin your clay slut get us in detention." Kagome snapped.
"Hey- FYI i am not into KIKYOU." he growled. "Prove it." Rin asked.
"HENTAI DIE!" Sango said she stood and started chasing Mirkou with a 300 pound dictionary.
"Please dont kill me lady Sango!" he pleading laughing inside. He loved turing her on.
"Alrighty....then." Kagome said ignoring the two love birds in denial.
"I want you to shoot one of the biggest spit wad on Kikyou's face." Shippo said grinning like mad.
"Alright give me a straw." He said.
He ripped a page out of the Chicken Soup book and chewed the whole page and tried spittin it out. It was hard but it came out sloppy and it Kikyou between the head oozing down her face.
"OMG Inuyasha's spit which means INDIRECT KISSING." she said Happily she actually licked the slobber.
"OMG THAT JUST NASTY!" Kagome said.
"I am gonna hurl." Rin said.
"OH NO MY BRAIN CAME OUT!" Shippo said at the end of his straw was a huge paper wad clogged at the end covered in slime.
"No its to big to be your brain." Inuyasha said.
"Kagome hes being mean!" Shippou whined.
"Have you heard of respect jerk!" She shot a wad and it hit him betweent the head.
Before they new it. Sango, Rin, and Kagome were up against the guys. Kikyou was sitting in the corner smiling and containing the spit wad from Inuyasha in a zipplock bag huggin it. "I'm gonna call you Inuyasha Jr." she grinned.
Then when it there time was up. They were still in the middle of the spit war.
"Shitsa doodles! I gotta get home!" Kagome said. "I have an idea." Rin said whipering to her comrades.
"They stopped firing!" Inuyasha said.
"Maybe they give in!" Shippou said.
"Come and gets us!" Kagome said. She made a mad dash to the teacher and the girls used him as a shield hiding behind him.
The boys fired like mad and they ended up getting the still sleeping man in the nose and head.
Kagome and the girls ran out of the school.
"DAmn they got away!" Shippou said. "Its your fault Inuyasha Baka!" Shippou said.
"Weren't you supposed to be on there side." Miroku asked.
"Well boys have to stick together plus Inuyasha's aiming was bad!" Shippou said.
"Why you litt-" Inuyasha started beating up Shippo and Miroku dragged them out sighing.
Kikyou was holding her zipplock bag full of white goop. She drew a face smiliar to Inuyasha's face and she hugged it and smiled scaringly.
The old man was still sleeping on the desk covered in spit wads.
~Fin~ for this Chappy!
A/N: Ok thats the 4th chappie!
I would like to thank Ayame, in Kouga Hating Mode!
Thanks for the review! OMG people love me this world. Mr. Fuzzums:Thinks she should get an award along with all the other cool reviewers.)
0_0
/^.^\
\_/
Alrighty I'll try to update soon ok! My scedule is hectic this week well my life is hectic but I'll keep this up.
~Mimi