The talented, sad, lonely, depressed, bloodthirsty, helpless, power hungry, angry, dangerous little Sayain. (Aka The Dangerous Little Sayain.)

Jester: This is going to be short, I left my disk with the chapters of this story in Aberdeen, but I hadn't started a new one there so I am making it now, just four minutes from midnight…four minutes before June 9th. But I'll have it posted THIS NIGHT!!

Jangler: At long last! Hahahahaha!

Jester: **whispers** Go see "Moulin Rouge" it's a good film, I love the song where they're singing "So exciting, the audience will stomp and cheer, so delighting it'll run for fifty years!" I love that song. And it's the only film that I've seen with Ewan McGregor where he actually is hot, besides from "Down With Love". I tell you he looks good with dark hair that goes to his eyes lol.

~Begin Chapter~

Vegeta dropped off Bulma in front of the door at her home. Jangler was hanging onto Yamcha by Yamcha's injured arm. Nearly a minute into flight Yamcha had passed out from pain and was still unconscious.  Jangler smirked evily.

"Time for his wake-up drop!" Jangler said flying twenty-five feet above the ground and then letting go of Yamcha. Yamcha hit the ground with a loud THUD and woke up yelling in much pain.

"MY BACK! YOU BASTARD! YOU'VE PARALYZED ME!!" Yamcha yelled his ranting was cut short when Vegeta kicked him in the side.

"You're lucky Jangler just dropped you and didn't throw you!" Vegeta growled.

"Vegeta! Have some mercy on the poor stupid idiot!" Bulma screeched. "Why must you always be so damn violent?!"

"Because I'm a Sayain!" Vegeta snapped back.

"WELL LEARN SOME MANNERS!" Bulma said.

"Manners?! You think I need manners?! You're the one who runs around after me with a frying pan just because I broke the Gravity chamber! It's not my fault I'm so strong…well, yes it is but that's not the point!" Vegeta said. Then he felt a rush of energy, strong energy…Sayain energy. "Is that…it can't be that weak baka!!"

"Kakkarot?!" Jangler said looking in the direction from which the energy wave came. Yamcha looked up, his face brightened up and then he smirked evilly.

"Aha! It's Goku! Now, after I tell him what you two bastards did to me, he'll kick your ass in!" Yamcha said, spitting at him. His disgusting saliva landed right near Vegeta's boot. Vegeta scowled.

"Do you spit at me?" Vegeta asked angrily.

"I spit." Yamcha said.

"But do you spit at me?" Vegeta asked his anger rising.

"No, sir, I just spit," Yamcha said.

"DON'T YOU DARE START USING THAT DAMNED DEAD GUYS PLAY ON ME YOU BAKA!!" Vegeta yelled and knocked Yamcha out cold.

"Hey! Do you mind NOT knocking people out on my front lawn?!!" Bulma screeched. "Look at that! He's bleeding on my lawn!!"

"Whoops," Vegeta said sarcastically. "Isn't that a disaster?"

"Vegeta! You will take me to see Goku right now, or you can spend the next two weeks taking care of Yamcha and giving to his every will and if you don't you'll face the frying pan!" Bulma said. Vegeta winced, frying pan, Yamcha's slave…or just take her to Kakkarot?…Vegeta thought a moment then said-

"Fine, I'll take you to go see Kakkarot," Vegeta said holding Bulma in his arm. "You're coming to Jangler."

"Why do I have to go?" Jangler asked.

"Do you want to take care of that baka?" Vegeta asked. Jangler shook his head. "Then let's go."

Jangler followed at a distance, not really wanting to put up with Kakkarot and his stupid "you're my son!" shit.

They arrived in a few short minutes, they saw Goku fall to the ground as if finding out something that was hilarious ("Vegeta's your father?! Yes! Yes, I see the resemblance now!"). Vegeta scowled a bit at seeing the bakamono and his tacky outfit.

In a few minutes the boy had left, in a strange vehicle that glowed then disappeared. Vegeta scowled, he knew that Kakkarot had become a Super Sayain. Questions were asked and answered, and finally it came down to Kaliccilo revealed what the boy had said about the future.

"So we'll have to train for the next three years, train hard and rough," Goku said. "Gohan, you'll go with me to train. You need a good sparring partner and I think I'm just the man for it."

"Shut-up, you bakamono," Jangler said. "AND DON'T CALL ME GOHAN!"

"He's training with me, Kakkarot!" Vegeta roared.

"He should train with his father! HIS NATURAL FATHER!" Goku yelled. "And that's me! I should train him, I am more reliable and more powerful!"

"You dare to claim to be stronger than my father, the Prince of Sayains?!" Jangler yelled. "You've come down to lower than pond scum! Lower than a third class Sayain! You're not worthy to be called elite no matter how strong you are! To say you are stronger than the Prince of Sayains is damned treason!! I will not train with you even if you offered me the world and universe! Training with you is like training with a stump and talking to you is like talking to a wall, only a wall has a higher I.Q.! So fuck off and just accept the damned fact that I AM NOT YOUR SON!"

Jangler yelled at Goku and flew off. Goku was quite taken a back, but being the damned tenacious bastard he is, he flew off after Jangler, Vegeta following.

"GOHAN! You don't talk to me like that! I am your father! YOU accept the fact that you ARE my son! There's no more hiding, Gohan! The world can possibly come to an end in three years and you have the wits to keep living a lie! Gohan! Listen to me when I talk to you!" Goku yelled after him. Jangler stopped abruptly. He floated there in mid air a while, his fist clenched, his body shaking in anger. Blood started to flow from his tightly clenched fists. He turned around, his energy raising, almost as powerful as a Super Sayain while not even transforming.

"SHUT-UP!! SHUT-UP!! YOU TRY TO TAKE THE BEST OF ME! GO AWAY!" Jangler yelled and blasted Goku back with a powerful energy wave. Goku was blown all the way into a mesa. "SHUT-UP!! I'M TIRED OF YOUR DAMNED LIES! YOU LIVE THE LIE, TO THINK I AM YOUR SON!! I AM NOT!! GO AWAY!"

Jangler launched hundreds of energy blasts into the mesa where Goku was blasted into. His friends yelled his name and flew over to try to save him but Vegeta intercepted them.

"This is just between my son and Kakkarot! You stay out of it, you half brained weaklings!" Vegeta said deadly. Krillin shook with rage.

"How can you just stand there and not even care that someone is being killed?!" Krillin yelled. Vegeta laughed.

"Simple! I know it is my son doing the killing and not being killed," Vegeta said.

"Then let's see how you react when he dies!" Krillin shot a powerful Kamehameha attack aimed straight at Jangler. Tien followed with a tri-beam. But somehow they were deflected and not by Jangler's nor Vegeta's doing. In the air, floated Kaliccilo, his cape flapping in the wind.

"What the hell are you doing?!" Tien yelled.

"You fools! Can't you see that so far, only Vegeta, Jangler and even Goku are our only true hope to defeat these androids?! They're super Sayains! They can deal with it all. If you want to try to kill one of our strongest then you're the ones in need of psychiatric help!" Kaliccilo scolded. Then a laugh filled the air it was Aurie.

"Ahahahaha! Simple-minded Namekian! And absentminded too! Hahahaha! Don't you remember? Jangler's immortal. Let them attack him, the longer he is down in injury the stronger he is alive and well after!" Aurie said. Aurie sighed. "Go ahead let the attack!"

Kaliccilo did so. Jangler wasn't even singed. Vegeta smirked, "Ahahahaha! My son isn't affected in the least by your weak attacks."

Finally, Jangler calmed down and he stopped attack Goku. He floated down near Vegeta, "Can we go now dad?"

"Yes," Vegeta said. He pulled Bulma into his arms and flew off with Jangler.

Goku was injured greatly and was in bed for two whole days from his injuries. When he awoke again, he knew he had to get his son to train with him, and he would. He had his plans.

~~End Chapter~~

Jester: Now to think of a plan!!

Jangler: O.o; you don't have the plans for Kakkarot?

Jester: Of course not! Duh! I'm improvising here…it's 12:38 Am, do you think I can think straight now? It's like having half a glass of Absinthe, no doubt….**high pitched voice** I'm the green fairy!…THE HILLS ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF MUSIC!!

Jangler:-.-;

Jester: **Ewan McGregor like voice** It's quite long and I'd like for you to be comfortable, it's quite modern what I do, and it may feel a bit strange at first, but I think if you're open then you might enjoy it! **regular voice** lol! Ra, that was hilarious, the look Nicole had on her face lol!! I almost died laughing, seriously…I swallowed my gum and started choking but all was good in a few seconds…

Jangler:…You should see how enthusiastic she is about The Mummy Returns.

Jester: BRENDAN FRASER RULESS!!!!

Jangler: I'm ending this before she gets overly excited and breaks into the Air freshener cabinet….

jester