The Talented, Sad, Lonely, Depressed, Haunted, Troubled, Confused, Blood Thirsty, Helpless, Power Hungry, Angry, Dangerous Little Sayain (Aka The Blood Thirsty, Angry, Dangerous Little Sayain.)
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Jester: I know it's a miracle!!!
Euan: Hi people, I'm Jester's voice of reason!
Jude: And I'm just a voice!
Jester: Sorry it took so frikkin'ly long to update. But hey, I'm just getting inspiration again okay? Now enjoy the show!
~~Begin Chapter~~
Beads of hot sweat poured down Jangler's face a frikkin' waterfall as he made his 60, 973rd push up at 350Gs. He was determined to make it, he was going to make it to 1,000,000 push ups. Even for a Sayain, that was a high number at 350G. In the gravity chamber next to his Vegeta trained at only 300 G. Jangler knew that if his father were to find that he was stronger, he'd grow jealous and probably disown, and Jangler didn't want to risk that so every time he sensed his father come by he'd lower the G to 300.
Aurie laughed as she floated next him as a transparent figure, "Come on Jangler, you can certainly do better than that! If you're so damned set on making it to one million push ups by sundown you'll have to speed up. Surely you can do it in such easy settings as this, O Great Prince!"
"Shut-it, Aurie," Jangler panted as he pushed up. "I don't see you here in physical form training."
"Training in a Gravitational chamber isn't my thing," Aurie said. "And especially not at such an easy gravity level."
"What do you mean easy? 350 Gs would kill a normal human or any other being, only the strong Sayain like my father and me can stand it!" Jangler said as he carefully lowered himself and then put more strength into going back up.
"I trained once, on a huge planet about 500 times the size of Jupiter!" Aurie said as she disappeared and reappeared around the chamber. "the planet guardian had trained me there for around ten years. Believe me, I felt fat on that planet, I could barely move at first! But then, in a few months, I was used to it. By the end of my training, when I stepped onto a regular sized planet like Earth I felt like I was going to float off of the planet! Hmmm…" Aurie inspected the G monitor and suddenly came into physical form and she looked at the button that had the arrow pointing up. Aurie grinned evilly, "I wonder what would happen…if I did this!" Aurie pressed it several times and the Gs went up to 500.
"Aaahhh!" Jangler collapsed onto the floor. "Turn….it……down!"
"Why? This way the training will be much more rigorous and strength testing!" Aurie said as she just hopped around a bit. "But not for me of course, it's not like it would matter anyway…I can't fight for this planet."
"aaah!!...my bones…I…feel…like I-I'mmm…be…ing…cru…shed…ahhh…tur…n…i…t…off!" Jangler pleaded. Aurie shook her head. "Come on, Jangler! Get up! You can do this! You father is already here anyway!"
"What??!" Jangler said in surprise. Aurie just nodded a few times.
"I checked, he's training at 500G now, he was just trying to make it easy on you to keep you at 300G," Aurie said.
"He can stand this?" Jangler asked.
"Yes, and if you can't, then pssht, obviously you're not his son are you?" Aurie asked. Jangler growled at the insult. He started to power up, before he wasn't at the Super Sayain level, but now, he was pushing himself to it. He yelled at the powered up to Super Sayain and he slowly lifted himself off the ground. Now it felt like his fist time training at 350G at the regular level. Aurie tsked, "tsk, tsk, tsk, honestly Jangler, must you always resort to going blonde? I would suggest you try for the more, I dunno, regular level, not full out Super Sayain, don't you want to get strong?"
"Of course I do," Jangler said. "I was just giving myself a boost."
Aurie laughed at this and went back to her transparent, spirit like state, "You were just giving yourself a boost eh? Hahaha! That's a good one! Now get out of that Super Sayain state and just stand there! Don't sway, don't move, just stay perfectly still for an hour and don't fall."
"Are you mad? The moment I get out of Super Sayain while standing I'll be flattened!" Jangler roared. Aurie laughed again.
"No, the moment you move you'll fall and you'll be flattened, just stay still and concentrate, let your body adapt to the increase of gravity."
Jangler hesitantly dropped his Super state and went back to regular mode. It seemed as though the G had increased when he did, he almost fell but concentrated and he didn't. He closed his eyes as he tried to concentrate.
"Clear your mind, Jangler," Aurie said. "Clear your mind of everything pure and only concentrate on what you hate, let your anger hold you. Now you are coming to the dark side."
"What?!" Jangler said not even opening his eyes which was a pity because Aurie was practically dying of laughter on the floor.
"Hahahahaha! Nothing, I just had a Star Wars moment!" she was laughing so hard even her transparent self was crying. "I'm sorry, I couldn't resist! Hahahahaha!!"
"Whatever…" Jangler said. "Did you say Star Wars?"
"Yep," Aurie said still shaking uncontrollably with laughter.
"Those movies are ancient! Were you really around long enough for that?" Jangler asked. Aurie nodded.
"This isn't my first time to Earth you know. I came here around the year 1999 A.D. I saw the Star Wars films and then saw this movie, it's prequel called Star Wars Episode One, then three years after that was Star Wars Episode two and then three years after that was Episode three, my god did they suck! But, that guy who played the young Obi-Wan, whew he was hot. But he's dead now, no need to be looking into the past. All so long ago…" Aurie said.
"Yeah, like what, a millennium. I thought you were only a couple of centuries old," Jangler said.
"In my time length I am," Aurie said. "You see where I come from, one millenniums here, is like four centuries there."
"Oh I see," Jangler said. Then he opened his eyes and realized that he was floating the whole time. "Whoa!" He fell over. "Ow, that made no sense!"
"What?" Aurie asked.
"How is it, that when we were talking, I seemed to have no concentration yet it was all working but when I went back it failed?" Jangler asked. Aurie laughed.
"That's the trick of it!" She said as she lowered the Gs. "You have to relax completely, and concentrate late. Sure, you still have to concentrate, but if you concentrate too hard you loose it, because you're trying too hard."
"I want to try again," Jangler said as he got up. Aurie shook her head.
"No, it won't work," Aurie said.
"Why not?" Jangler asked.
"You said you want to try again, therefore it will not work because you want to, you'll be too pre-occupied in trying to concentrate…" Aurie said. "That's enough of my training you for today. I suggest you don't tell your dad that you trained at 500G today, he may grow too worrisome for you health, keep it a complete secret."
For some reason and he didn't know why, Jangler agreed. He then walked out and into the Capsule Corporation building only to be greeted by the biggest baka the world had ever known.
"Gohan! How are you little man?" came the annoying voice of the one called Kakkarot. He limped up and offered Jangler a glass of water. "Want some water?"
Jangler eyed the glass, he had a feeling it was spiked, and his feelings were usually never wrong. He hit the glass out of Kakkarot's hand and glared at him, "Don't you dare call my Gohan, you third class baka. Show respect when addressing the son of the King of Sayains!"
"King? Since when am I a king?" Kakkarot asked. Jangler was amazed by Kakkarot's stupidity and stubbornness. Jangler knew that Kakkarot knew who Jangler was referring to.
But he decided to clear it up anyway, "Not you, you stupid, sadistic, abusive fucking whore! I was meaning my father, Vegeta the King of Sayains! He is king you know, now that he has killed Freezer. Now fuck off, I don't want to put up with your damned idiotic ness!"
Jangler marched off down the hall to the kitchen where he hoped to find a meal fit for a Prince but only saw a long sandwich. Kakkarot limped in behind him.
"You can have if you want, I'm not going to eat it," Kakkarot said cheerily. Jangler just stuffed the sandwich into Kakkarot's mouth.
"You will eat it," Jangler said then he left. As he left, Kakkarot went into a drunken-like daze. He had spiked the water and the sandwich so he could attempt to 'brainwash' Jangler into becoming Gohan again. No Kakkarot fell back in a drunken stupor.
Jangler walked outside and out into the streets, deciding to walk off an unknown pressure building inside of him. This pressure, he didn't know where it came from, anger at nothing. He felt an enormous amount of anger in himself and he didn't know where to trace it to.
Jangler was in the mood of lashing out at anyone who annoyed him. He could just kill someone at that moment, but if he did, Bulma would take away the gravity chambers. So he tried to suppress it all. He felt as if there was something inside of him that was just chained down but roaring and yelling to be let out. And there were two sides of him, one side was afraid of it, afraid that if it was let loose it would be powerful enough to destroy everyone and make him blind to the point where he may kill his own father. The other side was saying to let it go, feel the power that would be from it.
"Hey, psst, hey, you, kid," Jangler heard someone whisper to him from the alley. The sun was setting so it was kind of dark down the alley. Daunting to any normal kid, but not to him.
"What do you want?" Jangler spat. A large man came out holding some needles and leather straps.
"You wanna try some heroin?" he asked. Obviously he was high. Jangler looked at the needles, not exactly an inviting thing for a drug.
"Why would I want to?" Jangler asked.
"Because, it's beautiful, it can give you a high like nothing else, so pleasurable," the man said.
"Tell me more," Jangler said.
"Hehehe, for more, you'll have to try it," the man said.
"Wait, doesn't that shit kill you?" Jangler said.
"So what? I've been taking it for five years and now look at me, I'm not dead," the man grinned lazily, his smoke filled breath stunk and his eyes looked like something from hell.
"No," Jangler said.
"Your loss," the man said as he walked back into the alley.
Jangler looked back a bit, heroin may kill people, but he was immortal…
"No, Jangler, don't even think of taking that shit, it may not kill you, but the after affects will drain away all of your strength where you'll feel your walking in 500G instead of just one," Aurie warned him. Jangler jumped.
"Don't just appear behind me, kami! Jeez," Jangler said.
"Heroin or any drugs aren't good for Sayains, they rob them of all their strength," Aurie warned him. "Just ignore the man next time and don't give it a second thought."
"Alright," Jangler said as he continued walking.
"So why aren't you training like you should be right now?" Aurie asked as she walked along side Jangler.
"I don't feel like training, I've got too much to think about, it distracts me too much," Jangler said. "I don't like to think of anything except training when I am training."
"Well said," Aurie said. "I guess now you're sensing it…"
"What?"
"Nothing," Aurie said. "Just go back now; you have much more training to do…"
~~Three years later~~
They all landed outside of South City, all had trained up as much as they could get in for three years.
Jangler stood near Bulma who carried the young Trunks in her arms. He recalled the day Trunks was born; he had never seen his father so stressed out in his life. He was amazed. But when Trunks was born, Jangler was in awe. He could sense the power in the younger half breed, but he knew that Trunks had still much to do before he could unleash it. So, Jangler took it upon himself to protect the child from anything, and it steeled his resolve to fight these Androids.
Thinking of Trunks made Jangler recall the wedding day of Bulma and Vegeta, it was a small and private wedding that, amazingly, didn't get out into the presses. Jangler was the best man and the ring bearer. Wasn't that interesting? Vegeta's son being the best man…it was strange that day, Jangler had actually felt something the resembled a bit of joy, a natural high. He felt so…happy and un-Sayain like.
"Hey Bulma, cute kid!" Kakkarot said as he landed down near them. Kakkarot attempted to play with Trunks but Jangler quickly stopped him.
"Stay away from the kid, Oketsu, I don't want you spreading your stupidity to a Sayain at such a tender age," Jangler said as he pushed Kakkarot away. Kakkarot was stunned by what Jangler had just called him.
"Hey, Gohan, it's not your decision on who can be near Trunks!" Kakkarot protested. Jangler punched him in the face. "And who are you to say that I am impure blood?"
"This is 5, 673rd time that I've told you not to call me Gohan!" Jangler bellowed. Kakkarot rubbed his face, that punch really did hurt, a lot! "And I am, Jangler son of the King of Sayains, to decide that you are impure blood and an annoyance to the Sayain Race!"
"Jangler, it's okay if Goku wants to be near Trunks," Bulma said. She didn't bother to address the fact that Jangler called Kakkarot "Impure Blood".
"It may be fine with you, Onna, but it's not fine with me!" Vegeta said as he stepped from behind a boulder. "I don't want that low class near my sons!!"
"Oh, hush Vegeta, I don't think stupidity is contagious, if it was then you'd be stupefied as well as Jangler," Bulma said. "There wouldn't be life on this planet if it were contagious!"
"Hey! Is that an insult to me?" Kakkarot asked. Jangler hit him on the head.
"Yes it was, you bakamono!" Jangler said. Suddenly an air car came in, it was being driven by Yajirobe. "What is he doing here?"
Yajirobe jumped out as he landed and parked the car. He tossed a bag of Senzu beans to Kakkarot, "Hey Goku, Korin told me to give these to you. Said they may come in handy."
"Hey, Yajirobe," Kakkarot said, "Thanks for delievering them! Aren't you going to stay and help us fight the androids?"
"Are you kidding?" Yajirobe scoffed. "I wouldn't stay if my life depended on it! And right now, my life depends on getting out of here! Check you later, if you live!"
Yajirobe jumped back in his air car and started it up and took off. Jangler scoffed, "coward…"
"Most humans are, Jangler," Vegeta said. "Unfortunately we're surrounded by them."
Vegeta shot a glance at Kakkarot. Just then an explosion tore their attention to the sky, where they saw a ball of flame and falling debris of Yajirobe's air car.
"Yajirobe!" Kakkarot and Krillin yelled. Everyone saw the two small figures shoot back down to the ground.
"Whoa!" Kakkarot exclaimed. "I didn't even sense them!"
"No shit," Jangler said. "Their androids you, dolt, of course you can't sense them! And you'll barely be able to hear them as well! They have no life force so they can't be sensed, I would've thought that even a baka like you would've figured that out, but I guess that's overestimating you I.Q."
"Gohan," Kakkarot barked. "Don't talk to me like that! Now go see if Yajirobe is alright!"
"You go see for yourself, you stupid idiot," Jangler said now floating over to the city. "Yajirobe isn't my concern, if you're so worried about him, you go see for yourself. You don't tell a Prince what to do you third class oketsu!"
"Gohan!" Kakkarot barked again.
"If you keep barking like that, you might turn into a dog, then I could eat you…" Jangler said. "Keep barking, just don't say 'Gohan' while you bark."
Now Jangler had gone into the city. Vegeta turned to Bulma when no one was looking and gave her a quick kiss, and then said, "Get in your air-car and leave that way, so you won't be attacked."
"Okay," Bulma said strapping Trunks in then got in the car herself and left. Vegeta waited a moment to make sure no one went after her. Then he followed his son, Jangler, into the city. Luckily, no one but he, Trunks and Bulma knew of that little "touching" moment between them as brief as it was.
"Krillin, go check on Yajirobe!" Kakkarot said. "The rest of you, split up and look for the androids!"
"Right!" They all said and went about their tasks.
Jangler casually walked the streets of the city, getting many stares for his rather, "barbaric" appearance. Of Course, he really didn't care, the blood stained face, the many scars, the Sayain uniform and tail, he was used to the stares now. Jangler had Kegaretate, Bloodstained hands as well, always a reminder of everyone he killed. He didn't harbor any guilt, just motivation; Jangler had given himself the nick name, Sakki Jangler, Blood Thirsty Jangler.
"Sakki comes about the town, ready to kill without a frown," Jangler chanted to himself. "See, Kill, Destroy…"
Jangler bumped into a an old, strangely dressed man with a long top hat and a short fat white man with weird eyes. Both were out-of-this-world dressed, Jangler looked them up and down and noticed the "RR" symbol that was on a red-ribbon like insignia on their hats.
"Watch where you're going you stupid androids," Jangler said. He punched them both and raised his power level to warn his father that he had found them. How did he know it was them? He couldn't sense their life force that's how, in a sea of life force in the city, these two emitted none.
Vegeta hurried over in Super Sayain form. He landed next to Jangler and soon all the other bakamonos came flying their way.
The old-looking android noticed Kakkarot and pointed to him, "You are Goku?"
"Yeah, so?" Kakkarot said in that annoying "I know I'm better than you" voice he used in such a cheeky manner with so many of his enemies.
"I want to fight you," the android said.
"I doubt you'll have much time to fight," Tien said. "Goku is the strongest man on this planet!"
"Liar," Jangler said. He pointed to Vegeta, "My father, King of Sayains, Vegeta is the strongest on this planet!" Jangler turned back to the androids. "You'll want to fight my father if you want a real challenge. But I'm afraid you won't even see us coming!"
Just then Vegeta blasted away the fat one's body and crushed his head. The old android backed up with wide eyes, obviously shocked by this sudden outburst of power.
"Impossible!" he said. "Android Nineteen is one of the strongest! Heh, you may have finished him off easily, but I have two others that'll wipe you out in a sinch!"
"Oh really?" Vegeta asked. "Well then, lead the way, I would love to meet these others."
"As brief as it may be," Jangler laughed. As he and Vegeta followed the old Android into the air; leaving the city in tact but ignoring the yells and pleas of Goku for them not to fall for the androids trap.
~~End Chapter~~
Wow, this took sooo long to get up! I'm soooo sorry! I probably lost half of my reviewers by now, but hey, I've been busy. I got inspiration to write Moulin Rouge fanfiction and when inspiration strikes, you just have to write! So much of Truth, Beauty, Freedom and Love have been filling my head, inspiration everywhere, BOHEMIAN ALL THE WAY!! Haha! No, seriously, but Moulin Rouge inspired me. I've never seen Moulin Rouge until this past June of 2003, and I just got inspired!
But don't worry, I still have violent tendencies and those violent tendencies are put into this story making this! I just put some lame excuse of a "plot" into it to make it a bit more "interesting" though I fear I am failing. Anyway, those violent tendencies have turned towards some drug use writings. Notice the man dealing heroine, well, after watching Trainspotting, I've made some stories about Drug addicts. Sayainspotting being the first, though I think I'll blow that off. No, I don't take drugs myself, notice how Aurie differed Jangler from using drugs? Well that happened to me, I was tempted but ultimately I just said "no.."
Also, Jangler, in this story, anyway, is mostly based on my feelings of hate, anger, blood thirst, and unkindness. His problems with his biological father are taken (not specifically or literally) from the problems I have with my father. Vegeta is Jangler's ideal dad, and my ideal dad is someone not addicted to Golf. Lucky Jangler, he actually gets someone who he can call Dad that fits his ideals….
Jester