Disclaimer: Harry Potter? Yeah, unfortunately NOT mine. J.K Rowling's. Plot
belongs to me, unless someone has done this before me.
A/N Once again a script format, I know it's annoying but I find it's easier for humor stories. I have been made to mention my sister Isie who sat there giving me lame ideas for my story.
Summary: A whole lot of nonsense, basically.
CHAPTER 1: Celery
Harry: I lost my Celery.
Ron: It was MY Celery.
Hermione: You're both wrong. It was Professor McGonagall's Celery! (A/N Can someone tell me how to spell that???? McGonnacal, that is)
Dumb Foreign Guy: What's Celery?
Draco: I had a bath but then I tripped over and I got dirty so I had to have another bath but then I tripped over and got dirty so I had to have another bath but then I tripped over and got dirty so I had to...
Snape: Potter, what are you doing here? I was supposed to be doing something important and you made me forget what it was! 500 000 000 points from Gryffindor!
The Mouse that was in the corner: Squeak! Squeak!
Dumbledore: My beard is really long.
Harry: I use Herbal Essences shampoo; it makes me scream 'YES!' a lot when I use it.
Ron: As does it for me.
McGonnacal: I miss my Celery!
Lupin: I am a werewolf. I eat werewolf-y stuff.
Strange Foreign Guy: What does warewolf mean?
Mr. Blue: Hello, my name is Mr. Blue.
ALL: Hi! Mr. Blue!
Mr. Blue: I believe I will go now. Cheerio!
ALL: Bye! Mr. Blue!
Ron: I don't like Mr. Blue.
Hermione: You don't know Mr. Blue.
Snape: Don't be a know-it-all Miss Granger.
Hermione: But he doesn't-
Snape: SHUT UP!
McGonagall: Where, oh where, is my dear Celery?
Malfoy: I am very boring. Every day I eat boring Bore-Dom food. I sleep in a Bore-Dom bed and I play with Boredom-Busters.
Ron: I am poor. Give me some money.
Harry: I like dog biscuits.
Strange Foreign Guy: What does biscuits mean?
Dumbledore: Being the old wise man that I am I must say: I suck my thumb and I'm scared of the dark.
Hermione: You're a big baby.
Dumbledore: You're all big meanies *runs away crying*
Ginny: I just found this celery. It was quite nice.
McGonagall: NOOOOOOOO THAT WAS MY CELERY!!!!!! YOU ATE MY CELERY!!!!!
Ginny: You want it back? 'cos I could give it back to you. *Starts gagging up the celery*
Ginny: You want it?
McGonagall: No, thanks.
Harry: I'll have it!!!!! *eats the vomited up celery.*
Draco: I play with my Ducky in the bath. It says 'Quack quack.' But the one day its squeaky thingy got losted so I was sad but then I found it again and I was happy but then I lost it and I was sad but then I found it again and I was happy but then I lost it again and I was sad but then I found it again and I was happy.
Hermione: I use Colgate toothpaste.
Strange Foreign Guy: What does toothpaste mean?
Snape: Thanks for that. I use McLean's. It is much better.
Hermione: Colgate!
Snape: McLean's!
Hermione: Colgate!
Snape: McLean's!
Ron: I disagree. The one with Barney the Dinosaur on it is much better.
ALL: I hate Barney! He hates me! We shoved hi-im up a tree!
McGonagall: I MISS MY CELERY!!!!
Snape: Now lets all go out for a Buffet lunch!!
Ginny: Do they serve celery?
Snape: Yes! Yes they do!
Mcgonagall: YOU'RE ALL BIG MEANIES!!!!!!!!!! *runs out of the room*
Hermione: YEAH!!!!!!! *follows out*
Ginny: YEAH!!!!!!! *also follows out*
Ron: YEAH!!!!!!!!
Strange Foreign Guy: What does Yeah mean?
Ron: It's just a cool word. USE IT!!! *walks out*
Strange Foreign Guy: YEAH!!!!!!! *follows Ron*
Snape: (To Harry) Well, look's like it just you and me, Harry old boy.
Harry: You're scary!! M...U...M...M...Y!!!!!!!!!
A/N That's it for this chapter. I know that that was complete and utter rubbish!!!! Stayed tuned for the next episode...Celeries funeral!!!! And a new rubber ducky star is born!!!!!!! Please R/R and don't forget to check out my other stories.
Later,
HippieChic17
A/N Once again a script format, I know it's annoying but I find it's easier for humor stories. I have been made to mention my sister Isie who sat there giving me lame ideas for my story.
Summary: A whole lot of nonsense, basically.
CHAPTER 1: Celery
Harry: I lost my Celery.
Ron: It was MY Celery.
Hermione: You're both wrong. It was Professor McGonagall's Celery! (A/N Can someone tell me how to spell that???? McGonnacal, that is)
Dumb Foreign Guy: What's Celery?
Draco: I had a bath but then I tripped over and I got dirty so I had to have another bath but then I tripped over and got dirty so I had to have another bath but then I tripped over and got dirty so I had to...
Snape: Potter, what are you doing here? I was supposed to be doing something important and you made me forget what it was! 500 000 000 points from Gryffindor!
The Mouse that was in the corner: Squeak! Squeak!
Dumbledore: My beard is really long.
Harry: I use Herbal Essences shampoo; it makes me scream 'YES!' a lot when I use it.
Ron: As does it for me.
McGonnacal: I miss my Celery!
Lupin: I am a werewolf. I eat werewolf-y stuff.
Strange Foreign Guy: What does warewolf mean?
Mr. Blue: Hello, my name is Mr. Blue.
ALL: Hi! Mr. Blue!
Mr. Blue: I believe I will go now. Cheerio!
ALL: Bye! Mr. Blue!
Ron: I don't like Mr. Blue.
Hermione: You don't know Mr. Blue.
Snape: Don't be a know-it-all Miss Granger.
Hermione: But he doesn't-
Snape: SHUT UP!
McGonagall: Where, oh where, is my dear Celery?
Malfoy: I am very boring. Every day I eat boring Bore-Dom food. I sleep in a Bore-Dom bed and I play with Boredom-Busters.
Ron: I am poor. Give me some money.
Harry: I like dog biscuits.
Strange Foreign Guy: What does biscuits mean?
Dumbledore: Being the old wise man that I am I must say: I suck my thumb and I'm scared of the dark.
Hermione: You're a big baby.
Dumbledore: You're all big meanies *runs away crying*
Ginny: I just found this celery. It was quite nice.
McGonagall: NOOOOOOOO THAT WAS MY CELERY!!!!!! YOU ATE MY CELERY!!!!!
Ginny: You want it back? 'cos I could give it back to you. *Starts gagging up the celery*
Ginny: You want it?
McGonagall: No, thanks.
Harry: I'll have it!!!!! *eats the vomited up celery.*
Draco: I play with my Ducky in the bath. It says 'Quack quack.' But the one day its squeaky thingy got losted so I was sad but then I found it again and I was happy but then I lost it and I was sad but then I found it again and I was happy but then I lost it again and I was sad but then I found it again and I was happy.
Hermione: I use Colgate toothpaste.
Strange Foreign Guy: What does toothpaste mean?
Snape: Thanks for that. I use McLean's. It is much better.
Hermione: Colgate!
Snape: McLean's!
Hermione: Colgate!
Snape: McLean's!
Ron: I disagree. The one with Barney the Dinosaur on it is much better.
ALL: I hate Barney! He hates me! We shoved hi-im up a tree!
McGonagall: I MISS MY CELERY!!!!
Snape: Now lets all go out for a Buffet lunch!!
Ginny: Do they serve celery?
Snape: Yes! Yes they do!
Mcgonagall: YOU'RE ALL BIG MEANIES!!!!!!!!!! *runs out of the room*
Hermione: YEAH!!!!!!! *follows out*
Ginny: YEAH!!!!!!! *also follows out*
Ron: YEAH!!!!!!!!
Strange Foreign Guy: What does Yeah mean?
Ron: It's just a cool word. USE IT!!! *walks out*
Strange Foreign Guy: YEAH!!!!!!! *follows Ron*
Snape: (To Harry) Well, look's like it just you and me, Harry old boy.
Harry: You're scary!! M...U...M...M...Y!!!!!!!!!
A/N That's it for this chapter. I know that that was complete and utter rubbish!!!! Stayed tuned for the next episode...Celeries funeral!!!! And a new rubber ducky star is born!!!!!!! Please R/R and don't forget to check out my other stories.
Later,
HippieChic17