Yo, yo, yo! Wassup, Homie-homes?! Lol. Anyway, sorry I haven't updated for
a REALLY long time.. I was really busy with school(grades are slipping;
Aww, MAN!), had some friendship issues(another girl's stealing my best
friend!), sibling issues(brothers acting like total *bastards*), parent
issues(parents keep siding with my stupid brother/s), and my grandfather
died, so I have to keep going to his wake every night, which is basically
the time I usually use to write a new chappie.
Finally updating, though! ^-^ YAY!
ShegoWannabe: I know you. ;) You post at TvTome, are obsessed with Shego and always have even before you first saw her in Naked Genius. Heh heh
Adrena Lynn: I know you TOO, -rufus_mail-! ^_~
Kala Fett: WOAH! It wasn't crappy! It was great! A very good inspiration(nod, nod). Keep writing!
LionheartCartoon: OMG, it's really you! I LOVE your drawings! O.o I wish I could draw like you, man! Your KP fan art are the BEST I've ever seen.. I love it how you draw yourself too, heh heh ^-^
Inu-God: Okay, okay. I know. You think the outfit is dorkey. I get it already. Now I'll ask you really nicely: please stop saying that, 'coz I know how you feel about it already, 'kay? I can't help but feel a *little* offended when you say that, okay? Understood? Good. Sorry for acting that way. (
The Desert Fox: LOL, sorry. Arigato gozaimasu, Ryo-san! (bows)
Echidnite: I know you TOO! You're on TvTome as well!
Yamal: And YOU'RE from yahoo groups, right? ^-^ lol, I know you ALL
To the rest, thank you as well. I really appreciate the reviews you give me. I just didn't mention you because well, I have nothing else to say aside from 'thank you' and 'I really appreciate you'. It's not that I don't want to mention you, 'coz I do, except that people will complain and say I'm wasting space with the comments(yes, someone complained ()
So, GO ON! Reaaaad, and be amazed! ^-^
DISCLAIMER: Don't own it. Never have. Never will. Only in my dreams, I do.
~Chapter 5~
Kim couldn't believe it... It was so OBV IOUS and yet she didn't figure it out sooner... The robbery at the Stoppable residence... The teeth marks on the window... The theft at Club Banana... The disappearance of Shego.. The hesitation before punching her... The bite on her knuckle..
The pieces of the puzzle suddenly all fell into place, at the same time.
"Kim!" Wade's voice from the Kimmunicator sounded. Kim wiped her eyes dry before answering.
"What up?" She asked, voice slightly hoarse as she couldn't help but sniffle.
"I know you probably won't believe this, but.." Wade bit his lip, though completely unaware that the crime-fighting heroine already knew. "I know who the footprints and fingerprints belong to."
"Ron," Kim said(more like grumbled). Wade was taken aback.
"How'd you know?" Suddenly, his eyes widened as he noticed Kim's beaten, bruised, bleeding face.
"My... Gosh.."
Kim burst into tears.
"It was d-dark! He attacked me, and we f-fought, and I-I didn't know who he is, and I h-hurt him! Then R-Rufus bit me, and S-shego h-helped him e- escape!" She cried. Wade knew that she needed a hug. 'If only Ron were there...'
"None of us expected this to happen, Kim. Ron and Shego... It's definitely beyond weird.."
"It's my fault, Wade!" Kim sobbed.
"No, it isn't, Kim. Stop being so hard on yourself."
"But it is! I told Ron to go away and leave me alone, remember? I was such a jerk, just because my date with J-josh was r-ruined!"
Wade hesitated before saying, "O-okay.. I'm going to call someone to bring you home. Don't worry..."
Kim hiccupped, as she nodded, face stained with tears.
~
".. You okay, kid? Want me to take the wheel?" Shego asked her companion, trying not to sound worried, though it was very evident in her voice and facial expression.
"No. I can handle it," Ron's trembling voice responded, as his shaking hands tightened on the handle bars of the scooter.
"You got whooped pretty badly..."
"I'll do better next t-time.."
"It's not that, kid.." Shego's hands, which were holding onto the back of the scooter(instead of their usual spot around Ron's waist), swiftly found themselves wrapping around Ron's shoulders. Shego turned around and leaned back, causing her face to stick out from the scooter's "line", where she could've been hit by a passing object any minute.
Ron was more nervous than ever, and he started feeling butterflies in his stomach again. 'Could it be...?' He asked himself, eyes wide.
"Umm... W-what are you doing? Y-you could get hit by a-a passing c-car!"
"It's not that you won't do better next time..." Shego's silky smooth voice told him. She tightened her arms around her partner, who looked as if his head was going to burst from all the blood rushing to his face, specifically his cheeks. He didn't really pay attention to what he was feeling at the moment though...
'Her skin looks so smooth and pale under the moonlight..'
"You still might be hurt..." Shego said softly. Then, she went back to her former position, releasing Ron from her "embrace". Ron felt disappointed deep inside..
"Kimmie should be outta the lair, now. Let's go back, and I'll check you out when we arrive there," She told him, tossing some strands of her hair behind her, which were previously on her shoulders.
'Check ME out?!' Ron's conscience screamed from inside him. He knew she didn't mean it that way, but still..
"Mm-hmm... Check out!" Rufus echoed.
~
"Damn... She took the laser -and- Doctor Freeman," Shego cursed, her face hardening with hatred, as she walked through the room where the captive Doctor and the laser were located earlier.
She walked to a white closet and opened it, taking out a first-aid kit. Tossing her hair behind her shoulders, she walked back to the "main" room, where Ron was.
The latter was lying on a sofa bed, staring up at the ceiling. Shego pulled up a chair and sat down beside him, placing the first-aid kit on her lap. She gently took Ron's arm, which was so full of bruises that not one patch of untouched skin remained. Then, she began to place medicine and antiseptic on his wounds, and bandaging some of them.
"You okay? You look like you need a psychologist," she commented.
"..." Ron didn't answer, though he looked at Shego.
"Fine. I'll be your psychologist for now, just to stop you from moping.."
"...." Shego sighed. For some reason she didn't feel like doing anything when Ron was... unhappy, aside from trying to cheer him up.
"I... was just thinking of a way to solve.. A friend's problem," Ron said lamely.
"Friend? You have no friends, aside from, well.. Me," Shego pointed out, as she placed a bandage on one of Ron's nasty cuts.
"Rufus' problem," Ron said quickly, congratulating himself for coming up with a valid "excuse".
"Hey!" The naked mole-rat squeaked softly, but after seeing the look his owner shot him, he meekly crept back into Ron's pocket.
"Well.. Okay... Fire away," Shego drawled.
"Rufus thinks he likes- LOVES -someone-, but he's not really sure.... Yet, he wants to tell -her-, but is afraid that -she- will reject him."
"Mmm.. Well, I really don't know much about.. Rodents, much less how to tell if they're in love, but for humans... You know you love someone when you get all nervous around that person. You get this weird feeling in your stomach that you can't seem to interpret.."
She paused.
"Anyway, if that little hair-less ball wants to confess his feelings to... something, he should just go for it, I mean, what's the worst that could happen?"
Ron was silent for a moment, until..
"I see... Well, thanks for the advice. I know -I-, I mean, RUFUS will follow it." Ron smiled at Shego, who suddenly felt embarrassed.
"Oh, well, it was nothing... Now gimme your other arm.."
~
"Shego! Shegoooooo!" Ron called, walking from room to room. "Where IS she?!" He asked himself out loud, scratching his head in confusion.
"Hm. Dunno," Rufus said, shrugging.
Ron walked into the last room that was left, and there, he found Shego.
Watching television.
With Ron and Kim on the screen..?
"Wha-?"
Indeed, it was a video of Kim and Ron, in school. They were talking about Shego.
'That was probably the first time we met her...' Ron thought. 'But then.. That means.. No, I can't let her SEE THAT!'
"Her name's Shego. She's wanted in eleven countries-"
CLICK!
"What is WRONG with you?!" Shego snapped, grabbing the remote from Ron's hand.
"N-nothing! I just, err... Why were you watching that?"
"I'm trying to find Kim Possible's weaknesses," Shego replied, eyebrows raised with suspicion.
"Y-yeah? Well, I figured it out! I know what her weaknesses are!"
"Suuuure, you do! Now, get out of the way!" Shego practically screamed, pushing Ron away from the T.V. screen.
"Wait, Wait, Don't do it!"
Shego ignored his pleas, and turned the t.v. back on.
"Her name's Shego. She's wanted in eleven countries," Wade was saying from the kimmunicator.
"Make that TWELVE!" Ron(TV) said, grinning, followed by a (sexy) growl. Shego's eyes widened as his comment. The real Ron wanted to disappear right there and then. His cheeks were blazing.
"SO not your type!" TV Kim told TV Ron.
Suddenly, the scene was repeated.. Obviously, the VCR being used was faulty..
"Make that twelve - Make that twelve - Eleven countries-tries. Make that twelve! (Growl) (growl) Twelve! Twelve! Twelve!"
The scene was getting messed up, and Ron's line kept repeating, until..
The tape skipped over to the part where TV Kim and Ron had escaped the sharks of Drakken, and were now creeping around the room where Drakken stood, lecturing Shego about his plan. The crime fighters were retrieving the tick they were sent to get.
Shego and Ron watched as the TV Kim and Ron hid behind a table, listening to Drakken. Well, actually KIM was listening to Drakken. TV Ron was... STARING at Shego..
The raven-haired woman shut the TV off.
"What was that about?!" Shego faced Ron, who was tiptoeing out of the room. However, he froze at the sound of her sharp voice.
"Umm.. N-nothing! It was a joke! Just a nice, little joke!" Ron lied.
"Didn't look like one. You were STARING at me," Shego pointed out.
"Okay, fine! I had a crush on you, okay?! But only for like, a day 'cause I figured we were enemies and it would never work out!" Ron confessed, but half of his statement was still false...
"But now, you think it will. Since we're allies."
"Nope, no, no, no! I don't! No feelings! None whatsoever!" Ron stammered nervously.
Shego looked at him for a while, before turning back to the TV screen.
"Whatever," was her last statement. Ron breathed a sigh of relief.
"Wait! I figured it out!" Shego suddenly said, making Ron jump.
'Oh, no!' He thought frantically.
~
"Come on, Kimmie, it's alright. You can't stay here moping all day!" Mrs. Doctor Possible told her daughter, as the two were seated at the kitchen table.
"Yes, I can!" Kim replied, voice muffled because her arms were folded across the table, and her head was buried in them.
"Dear, it's not your fault. Besides, Ronald will definitely come to his senses, and come back. Meanwhile, you have a couple of missions that need to be accomplished~!" Mrs. Possible said with a sing-song voice.
"Kim! Reports of strange people running around in Minnesota!" Wade suddenly beeped through the Kimmunicator, which lay beside Kim.
"See?" Mrs. Possible said. Kim groaned and got up.
"Fine!" She said, stomping off.
~
"Whoever you guys are, just GIVE it up! I'm not in a happy mood right now!" Kim yelled, as she entered an old fish warehouse, where she suspected the people would be.
"Awww, ain't THAT sad!" A voice spoke from the dark corners. Kim gasped as Shego stepped out.
"Give it up, Shego!" Kim told her opponent as she went into a fighting stance.
"I'm afraid not, Kim," A new voice spoke from another corner. Kim gasped again as Ron stepped out, in his usual new red and black outfit.
"Ron!" She said disbelievingly, her eyes begging for him to go back to the good side.
Ron Stoppable was riding on is scooter, and he sped towards Shego. The woman quickly jumped on, and the two began speeding away. Kim didn't bother to stop them.
"URGH!" She screamed in frustration, as she banged her hand down on the wooden floor.
"I can't do this!"
~
"I knew it would work! Kimmie Possible is no longer a threat to us!" Shego said triumphantly from Ron's behind.
".."
~
So, like Shego said form the start: She and Ron had become the most well- known villains, the best ones, and the only villains who couldn't be stopped by the famous Kim Possible.
Nobody knew that Ron was actually Kim Possible's sidekick; Many just called him 'Red'...
"Shego and Red have DONE it Again!". "Possible fails for the first time!", "Team Unstoppable Still at Large!" were some of the famous headlines in newspapers.
~
"Get dressed." Shego said one day to her partner, as she walked up to him, smirking. The latter looked up, confused.
"We're going to pay someone a little VISIT. Someone I've been wishing to visit for a LONG time..."
~Owari~
Finally updating, though! ^-^ YAY!
ShegoWannabe: I know you. ;) You post at TvTome, are obsessed with Shego and always have even before you first saw her in Naked Genius. Heh heh
Adrena Lynn: I know you TOO, -rufus_mail-! ^_~
Kala Fett: WOAH! It wasn't crappy! It was great! A very good inspiration(nod, nod). Keep writing!
LionheartCartoon: OMG, it's really you! I LOVE your drawings! O.o I wish I could draw like you, man! Your KP fan art are the BEST I've ever seen.. I love it how you draw yourself too, heh heh ^-^
Inu-God: Okay, okay. I know. You think the outfit is dorkey. I get it already. Now I'll ask you really nicely: please stop saying that, 'coz I know how you feel about it already, 'kay? I can't help but feel a *little* offended when you say that, okay? Understood? Good. Sorry for acting that way. (
The Desert Fox: LOL, sorry. Arigato gozaimasu, Ryo-san! (bows)
Echidnite: I know you TOO! You're on TvTome as well!
Yamal: And YOU'RE from yahoo groups, right? ^-^ lol, I know you ALL
To the rest, thank you as well. I really appreciate the reviews you give me. I just didn't mention you because well, I have nothing else to say aside from 'thank you' and 'I really appreciate you'. It's not that I don't want to mention you, 'coz I do, except that people will complain and say I'm wasting space with the comments(yes, someone complained ()
So, GO ON! Reaaaad, and be amazed! ^-^
DISCLAIMER: Don't own it. Never have. Never will. Only in my dreams, I do.
~Chapter 5~
Kim couldn't believe it... It was so OBV IOUS and yet she didn't figure it out sooner... The robbery at the Stoppable residence... The teeth marks on the window... The theft at Club Banana... The disappearance of Shego.. The hesitation before punching her... The bite on her knuckle..
The pieces of the puzzle suddenly all fell into place, at the same time.
"Kim!" Wade's voice from the Kimmunicator sounded. Kim wiped her eyes dry before answering.
"What up?" She asked, voice slightly hoarse as she couldn't help but sniffle.
"I know you probably won't believe this, but.." Wade bit his lip, though completely unaware that the crime-fighting heroine already knew. "I know who the footprints and fingerprints belong to."
"Ron," Kim said(more like grumbled). Wade was taken aback.
"How'd you know?" Suddenly, his eyes widened as he noticed Kim's beaten, bruised, bleeding face.
"My... Gosh.."
Kim burst into tears.
"It was d-dark! He attacked me, and we f-fought, and I-I didn't know who he is, and I h-hurt him! Then R-Rufus bit me, and S-shego h-helped him e- escape!" She cried. Wade knew that she needed a hug. 'If only Ron were there...'
"None of us expected this to happen, Kim. Ron and Shego... It's definitely beyond weird.."
"It's my fault, Wade!" Kim sobbed.
"No, it isn't, Kim. Stop being so hard on yourself."
"But it is! I told Ron to go away and leave me alone, remember? I was such a jerk, just because my date with J-josh was r-ruined!"
Wade hesitated before saying, "O-okay.. I'm going to call someone to bring you home. Don't worry..."
Kim hiccupped, as she nodded, face stained with tears.
~
".. You okay, kid? Want me to take the wheel?" Shego asked her companion, trying not to sound worried, though it was very evident in her voice and facial expression.
"No. I can handle it," Ron's trembling voice responded, as his shaking hands tightened on the handle bars of the scooter.
"You got whooped pretty badly..."
"I'll do better next t-time.."
"It's not that, kid.." Shego's hands, which were holding onto the back of the scooter(instead of their usual spot around Ron's waist), swiftly found themselves wrapping around Ron's shoulders. Shego turned around and leaned back, causing her face to stick out from the scooter's "line", where she could've been hit by a passing object any minute.
Ron was more nervous than ever, and he started feeling butterflies in his stomach again. 'Could it be...?' He asked himself, eyes wide.
"Umm... W-what are you doing? Y-you could get hit by a-a passing c-car!"
"It's not that you won't do better next time..." Shego's silky smooth voice told him. She tightened her arms around her partner, who looked as if his head was going to burst from all the blood rushing to his face, specifically his cheeks. He didn't really pay attention to what he was feeling at the moment though...
'Her skin looks so smooth and pale under the moonlight..'
"You still might be hurt..." Shego said softly. Then, she went back to her former position, releasing Ron from her "embrace". Ron felt disappointed deep inside..
"Kimmie should be outta the lair, now. Let's go back, and I'll check you out when we arrive there," She told him, tossing some strands of her hair behind her, which were previously on her shoulders.
'Check ME out?!' Ron's conscience screamed from inside him. He knew she didn't mean it that way, but still..
"Mm-hmm... Check out!" Rufus echoed.
~
"Damn... She took the laser -and- Doctor Freeman," Shego cursed, her face hardening with hatred, as she walked through the room where the captive Doctor and the laser were located earlier.
She walked to a white closet and opened it, taking out a first-aid kit. Tossing her hair behind her shoulders, she walked back to the "main" room, where Ron was.
The latter was lying on a sofa bed, staring up at the ceiling. Shego pulled up a chair and sat down beside him, placing the first-aid kit on her lap. She gently took Ron's arm, which was so full of bruises that not one patch of untouched skin remained. Then, she began to place medicine and antiseptic on his wounds, and bandaging some of them.
"You okay? You look like you need a psychologist," she commented.
"..." Ron didn't answer, though he looked at Shego.
"Fine. I'll be your psychologist for now, just to stop you from moping.."
"...." Shego sighed. For some reason she didn't feel like doing anything when Ron was... unhappy, aside from trying to cheer him up.
"I... was just thinking of a way to solve.. A friend's problem," Ron said lamely.
"Friend? You have no friends, aside from, well.. Me," Shego pointed out, as she placed a bandage on one of Ron's nasty cuts.
"Rufus' problem," Ron said quickly, congratulating himself for coming up with a valid "excuse".
"Hey!" The naked mole-rat squeaked softly, but after seeing the look his owner shot him, he meekly crept back into Ron's pocket.
"Well.. Okay... Fire away," Shego drawled.
"Rufus thinks he likes- LOVES -someone-, but he's not really sure.... Yet, he wants to tell -her-, but is afraid that -she- will reject him."
"Mmm.. Well, I really don't know much about.. Rodents, much less how to tell if they're in love, but for humans... You know you love someone when you get all nervous around that person. You get this weird feeling in your stomach that you can't seem to interpret.."
She paused.
"Anyway, if that little hair-less ball wants to confess his feelings to... something, he should just go for it, I mean, what's the worst that could happen?"
Ron was silent for a moment, until..
"I see... Well, thanks for the advice. I know -I-, I mean, RUFUS will follow it." Ron smiled at Shego, who suddenly felt embarrassed.
"Oh, well, it was nothing... Now gimme your other arm.."
~
"Shego! Shegoooooo!" Ron called, walking from room to room. "Where IS she?!" He asked himself out loud, scratching his head in confusion.
"Hm. Dunno," Rufus said, shrugging.
Ron walked into the last room that was left, and there, he found Shego.
Watching television.
With Ron and Kim on the screen..?
"Wha-?"
Indeed, it was a video of Kim and Ron, in school. They were talking about Shego.
'That was probably the first time we met her...' Ron thought. 'But then.. That means.. No, I can't let her SEE THAT!'
"Her name's Shego. She's wanted in eleven countries-"
CLICK!
"What is WRONG with you?!" Shego snapped, grabbing the remote from Ron's hand.
"N-nothing! I just, err... Why were you watching that?"
"I'm trying to find Kim Possible's weaknesses," Shego replied, eyebrows raised with suspicion.
"Y-yeah? Well, I figured it out! I know what her weaknesses are!"
"Suuuure, you do! Now, get out of the way!" Shego practically screamed, pushing Ron away from the T.V. screen.
"Wait, Wait, Don't do it!"
Shego ignored his pleas, and turned the t.v. back on.
"Her name's Shego. She's wanted in eleven countries," Wade was saying from the kimmunicator.
"Make that TWELVE!" Ron(TV) said, grinning, followed by a (sexy) growl. Shego's eyes widened as his comment. The real Ron wanted to disappear right there and then. His cheeks were blazing.
"SO not your type!" TV Kim told TV Ron.
Suddenly, the scene was repeated.. Obviously, the VCR being used was faulty..
"Make that twelve - Make that twelve - Eleven countries-tries. Make that twelve! (Growl) (growl) Twelve! Twelve! Twelve!"
The scene was getting messed up, and Ron's line kept repeating, until..
The tape skipped over to the part where TV Kim and Ron had escaped the sharks of Drakken, and were now creeping around the room where Drakken stood, lecturing Shego about his plan. The crime fighters were retrieving the tick they were sent to get.
Shego and Ron watched as the TV Kim and Ron hid behind a table, listening to Drakken. Well, actually KIM was listening to Drakken. TV Ron was... STARING at Shego..
The raven-haired woman shut the TV off.
"What was that about?!" Shego faced Ron, who was tiptoeing out of the room. However, he froze at the sound of her sharp voice.
"Umm.. N-nothing! It was a joke! Just a nice, little joke!" Ron lied.
"Didn't look like one. You were STARING at me," Shego pointed out.
"Okay, fine! I had a crush on you, okay?! But only for like, a day 'cause I figured we were enemies and it would never work out!" Ron confessed, but half of his statement was still false...
"But now, you think it will. Since we're allies."
"Nope, no, no, no! I don't! No feelings! None whatsoever!" Ron stammered nervously.
Shego looked at him for a while, before turning back to the TV screen.
"Whatever," was her last statement. Ron breathed a sigh of relief.
"Wait! I figured it out!" Shego suddenly said, making Ron jump.
'Oh, no!' He thought frantically.
~
"Come on, Kimmie, it's alright. You can't stay here moping all day!" Mrs. Doctor Possible told her daughter, as the two were seated at the kitchen table.
"Yes, I can!" Kim replied, voice muffled because her arms were folded across the table, and her head was buried in them.
"Dear, it's not your fault. Besides, Ronald will definitely come to his senses, and come back. Meanwhile, you have a couple of missions that need to be accomplished~!" Mrs. Possible said with a sing-song voice.
"Kim! Reports of strange people running around in Minnesota!" Wade suddenly beeped through the Kimmunicator, which lay beside Kim.
"See?" Mrs. Possible said. Kim groaned and got up.
"Fine!" She said, stomping off.
~
"Whoever you guys are, just GIVE it up! I'm not in a happy mood right now!" Kim yelled, as she entered an old fish warehouse, where she suspected the people would be.
"Awww, ain't THAT sad!" A voice spoke from the dark corners. Kim gasped as Shego stepped out.
"Give it up, Shego!" Kim told her opponent as she went into a fighting stance.
"I'm afraid not, Kim," A new voice spoke from another corner. Kim gasped again as Ron stepped out, in his usual new red and black outfit.
"Ron!" She said disbelievingly, her eyes begging for him to go back to the good side.
Ron Stoppable was riding on is scooter, and he sped towards Shego. The woman quickly jumped on, and the two began speeding away. Kim didn't bother to stop them.
"URGH!" She screamed in frustration, as she banged her hand down on the wooden floor.
"I can't do this!"
~
"I knew it would work! Kimmie Possible is no longer a threat to us!" Shego said triumphantly from Ron's behind.
".."
~
So, like Shego said form the start: She and Ron had become the most well- known villains, the best ones, and the only villains who couldn't be stopped by the famous Kim Possible.
Nobody knew that Ron was actually Kim Possible's sidekick; Many just called him 'Red'...
"Shego and Red have DONE it Again!". "Possible fails for the first time!", "Team Unstoppable Still at Large!" were some of the famous headlines in newspapers.
~
"Get dressed." Shego said one day to her partner, as she walked up to him, smirking. The latter looked up, confused.
"We're going to pay someone a little VISIT. Someone I've been wishing to visit for a LONG time..."
~Owari~