Go and Be Dead, then Go Nonsane
by Eccentric Mookie
Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts. o.o Okay, on to the story!
When we last left off, Yuffie got a Random Lollipop stuck in her nose. Cloud and Sephiroth started to produce homemade tartar sauce. And Riku lost his fried chicken! Will any of them ever come to sanity?! Highly doubtful, because the authoress ::cough:: HATES SANITY! So much, in fact, that she ate her own. ^.^
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Yuffie: Help! Someone get me a life jacket! x_x
Riku: O_o' ::tosses her a life jacket::
Yuffie: ::uses life jacket as a crowbar to pry lollipop from her nose::
Random Lollipop: ::pops out, gets lodged in Leon's nose as he walks up dressed in his Sacred Headdress::
Leon: For. ME? Can I keep it?! ::pets the lollipop stick hanging from his nose-hole but abruptly falls over from lack of air::
Giant Mosquito: You know a magnet is really boring when it's dusty. *^^*
Sora: ::walks up nervously:: Tangerine, anyone? o_o
Leon: ::suddenly wakes up:: I'm a tangerine! ::goes back to being dead::
Aerith: O_o'
Riku: ::glares at Aerith:: Butt-whacker-with-a-poor-defenseless-banana. -.-
Aerith: ::in the native hillbilly language:: Fo'give meh! x_x
Leon: ::is screaming in his sleep:: Yyyyy.nnnnnfffff. YES THE GREEN PARROT STOLE MY JELLO! QUIT ASKING ME ALREADY! Mmmlllllllnnyukkknnffff.
Kairi: ::runs up:: Store your brain in a cereal box you ten-foot piece of nothing! ::runs away::
Sora: The pencil has been taken from her head and now her brain is crumbliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing. o.o
Banana: ::runs into closet shrine and sits on cereal box::
Leon's Brain: ::comes out of cereal box:: Is the coast clear?
Kairi: ::drives up on a mo-ped (A/N: However you spell it. x.x):: No! The coast is blue with yellow zigzags! ^_^ ::drives off::
Leon's Brain: Ow. My hypothalamus hurts. ;-;
Sora: ::runs up:: You mean hippopotamus? ^^; ::sinks into the ground while licking a cement popsicle::
*In a distant corner of some insane asylum*
Riku: My wonderful fried chicken! Why did you run away from meeeeeee?! And, most importantly, why did you have to hide in a bedpan?! Now I cannot eat thee! ::begins sobbing about caribou antlers for no reason::
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Yuffie's nose is lollipopless, Leon is supposedly dead, his brain is free to roam, and Sora has really crazy taste in food. O_o Where have Cloud and Sephy gone with their metal bucket of tooth scrapings? And will Riku have to order a new carton of chicken?! Before I go, I'd like to die! Thanks a bunch for rotting your brains with my pointless crap! ^^; ::appreciates it much:: Goodnight peoples! ::runs away::
by Eccentric Mookie
Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts. o.o Okay, on to the story!
When we last left off, Yuffie got a Random Lollipop stuck in her nose. Cloud and Sephiroth started to produce homemade tartar sauce. And Riku lost his fried chicken! Will any of them ever come to sanity?! Highly doubtful, because the authoress ::cough:: HATES SANITY! So much, in fact, that she ate her own. ^.^
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Yuffie: Help! Someone get me a life jacket! x_x
Riku: O_o' ::tosses her a life jacket::
Yuffie: ::uses life jacket as a crowbar to pry lollipop from her nose::
Random Lollipop: ::pops out, gets lodged in Leon's nose as he walks up dressed in his Sacred Headdress::
Leon: For. ME? Can I keep it?! ::pets the lollipop stick hanging from his nose-hole but abruptly falls over from lack of air::
Giant Mosquito: You know a magnet is really boring when it's dusty. *^^*
Sora: ::walks up nervously:: Tangerine, anyone? o_o
Leon: ::suddenly wakes up:: I'm a tangerine! ::goes back to being dead::
Aerith: O_o'
Riku: ::glares at Aerith:: Butt-whacker-with-a-poor-defenseless-banana. -.-
Aerith: ::in the native hillbilly language:: Fo'give meh! x_x
Leon: ::is screaming in his sleep:: Yyyyy.nnnnnfffff. YES THE GREEN PARROT STOLE MY JELLO! QUIT ASKING ME ALREADY! Mmmlllllllnnyukkknnffff.
Kairi: ::runs up:: Store your brain in a cereal box you ten-foot piece of nothing! ::runs away::
Sora: The pencil has been taken from her head and now her brain is crumbliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing. o.o
Banana: ::runs into closet shrine and sits on cereal box::
Leon's Brain: ::comes out of cereal box:: Is the coast clear?
Kairi: ::drives up on a mo-ped (A/N: However you spell it. x.x):: No! The coast is blue with yellow zigzags! ^_^ ::drives off::
Leon's Brain: Ow. My hypothalamus hurts. ;-;
Sora: ::runs up:: You mean hippopotamus? ^^; ::sinks into the ground while licking a cement popsicle::
*In a distant corner of some insane asylum*
Riku: My wonderful fried chicken! Why did you run away from meeeeeee?! And, most importantly, why did you have to hide in a bedpan?! Now I cannot eat thee! ::begins sobbing about caribou antlers for no reason::
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Yuffie's nose is lollipopless, Leon is supposedly dead, his brain is free to roam, and Sora has really crazy taste in food. O_o Where have Cloud and Sephy gone with their metal bucket of tooth scrapings? And will Riku have to order a new carton of chicken?! Before I go, I'd like to die! Thanks a bunch for rotting your brains with my pointless crap! ^^; ::appreciates it much:: Goodnight peoples! ::runs away::