Go and Be Dead, then Go Nonsane
by Eccentric Mookie
Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts! I wish Sora was mine, but he ain't! ::grumble grumble:: ::realizes some people actually expect a story:: Oh, right. Ahem. Chap 3! ^.^
Last time on Go and Be Dead, then Go Nonsane: Yuffie got the Random Lollipop out of her nose. I named that lollipop Pineapple-And-Cheese, by the way. o.o Oh, anyways. Leon's dead, I think, and Cloud and Sephiroth have supposedly disappeared! ^o^ ::freaky Halloween-type music plays in background:: And, the most horrible thing since the invention of the roller blade. Riku found his fried chicken in a bedpan! Nue! O_O
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Giant Mosquito: I feel so neglected. ;-;
Yuffie: ::braiding Giant Mosquito's leg-hair.spines.stuff:: How come? ^_^
Giant Mosquito: My mom didn't tuck me in last night wif my plush cockroach, which smells --and, ta-da! ACTS-- like tree sap. ;-;
Aerith: ::sitting nearby:: I want to change my name to "Tire Shack Aeris". Is that odd?
Leon: ::wakes up:: Of course it's not, Tire Shack! Now, we can throw you out a window and scream "Hey, someone drive this way so Tire Shack can smash through your windshield" instead of "Hey, someone drive this way so Aerith can smash through your windshield"! ^.^
Yuffie: ::jumps up like a maniac, which she is:: That sounds like laundry to meeeeeh! ^____^
Sora: ::pops up out of nowhere and throws his cement popsicle at Tire Shack Aeris::
Tire Shack Aeris: ::makes a big production over leaping, swerving to her right, and catching the cement popsicle in her mouth, even though it exploded and doesn't exist anymore::
Leon: ::watches as Tire Shack Aeris stands in a hole in the ground, chewing the cement popsicle until it turns into an Insane Banana::
Sora: Th-th-the popsicle. It waz mine. ;-;
Kairi: ::is dragging herself on the ground, her legs trapped in a giant three-ring school folder:: Now it belongs to the Frivolous Buttchox! *^^* ::makes a volley of sick grunting noises and drags herself away::
Leon: Kill meh now. X_x
Yuffie: Eelah! ::whacks him in the head with a Easy-Bake Oven:: ^_____^
Leon: ::explodes in slow motion. So slow, in fact, that no one even saw it happened until his 300th birthday!::
*In order to save the readers from severe nonsanity, we will now travel to the same dusty corner of the insane asylum in order to see what Riku and his fried chicken are up to*
Riku: ::still wondering what he should do with his chicken-from-a-bedpan::
Little Piece of Fried Chicken (LPoFC): ::whispers:: Eeeeeeeeaaaaaaaatt muuuuuyyyyyye! o.o
Riku: ::stares at LPoFC:: It's.it's.alive.like a brand new boat from the reeds off of which tiny children faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall! O_O ::backs away from LPoFC::
LPoFC: Well, if you won't eat me, can you at least take me to The World of Sheep? I have an appointment with Master Yug Rug. -_-'
Riku: O__o Is Master Yug Rug a tapeworm?
LPoFC: Yesh. ._.
Some Nurse Walking Past With A Cleaned-Out Bedpan: ::to Riku:: Excuse me, but shouldn't you be in the feeding area, young man?
Riku: WHAT?! Wait, no, I don't belong here! I just came to find my chicken! Without it, I would die, or have to live in a cardboard box, or something! X_X'
Nurse: ::points to a mob of mental patients screaming about chickens, boxes, and death:: That's what they all say. -_-'
Riku: ::gets dragged away into mob of mental patients:: NOOOOOOOOO!
LPoFC: ;-; Mommy, come back!
*Okay, that wasn't any less nonsane. x.x Let's go check on Cloud and Sephy.*
Cloud: ::has a giant tube in his mouth, which is hooked onto big vacuum- like contraption-ma-bobber::getting the plaque sucked off his teeth:: Ow musj logga, Shepivosh?!
Sephiroth: Stuff a Dodge Camry in your ear, you illiterate child! ::stark raving bloody mad with a capital 5::
Illiterate Child Cloud: ::sobbing:: I jhuz wan do know oen yow goung do take dish tingy out ov my mout! ;-;
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Well, there you have it. Giant Mosquito is neglected. Aerith has a new and lovely name. How did Leon wake up? Did his brain crawl back in his head? I shall nevaire reveal the answers! ^^; Because there aren't any. o.o There MIGHT be an answer as to why Kairi is stuck in a folder, and it MIGHT have to do with the letter 8. But no one knows. ^_^ What the hell is Riku going to do in an insane asylum?! Watch Leave it to Beaver all day?! Most likely. Next time we see Cloud and Sephy, they'll probably be under the refridgerator. ._. I plan to make this ficcy a looooooooong drawn out one!
by Eccentric Mookie
Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts! I wish Sora was mine, but he ain't! ::grumble grumble:: ::realizes some people actually expect a story:: Oh, right. Ahem. Chap 3! ^.^
Last time on Go and Be Dead, then Go Nonsane: Yuffie got the Random Lollipop out of her nose. I named that lollipop Pineapple-And-Cheese, by the way. o.o Oh, anyways. Leon's dead, I think, and Cloud and Sephiroth have supposedly disappeared! ^o^ ::freaky Halloween-type music plays in background:: And, the most horrible thing since the invention of the roller blade. Riku found his fried chicken in a bedpan! Nue! O_O
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Giant Mosquito: I feel so neglected. ;-;
Yuffie: ::braiding Giant Mosquito's leg-hair.spines.stuff:: How come? ^_^
Giant Mosquito: My mom didn't tuck me in last night wif my plush cockroach, which smells --and, ta-da! ACTS-- like tree sap. ;-;
Aerith: ::sitting nearby:: I want to change my name to "Tire Shack Aeris". Is that odd?
Leon: ::wakes up:: Of course it's not, Tire Shack! Now, we can throw you out a window and scream "Hey, someone drive this way so Tire Shack can smash through your windshield" instead of "Hey, someone drive this way so Aerith can smash through your windshield"! ^.^
Yuffie: ::jumps up like a maniac, which she is:: That sounds like laundry to meeeeeh! ^____^
Sora: ::pops up out of nowhere and throws his cement popsicle at Tire Shack Aeris::
Tire Shack Aeris: ::makes a big production over leaping, swerving to her right, and catching the cement popsicle in her mouth, even though it exploded and doesn't exist anymore::
Leon: ::watches as Tire Shack Aeris stands in a hole in the ground, chewing the cement popsicle until it turns into an Insane Banana::
Sora: Th-th-the popsicle. It waz mine. ;-;
Kairi: ::is dragging herself on the ground, her legs trapped in a giant three-ring school folder:: Now it belongs to the Frivolous Buttchox! *^^* ::makes a volley of sick grunting noises and drags herself away::
Leon: Kill meh now. X_x
Yuffie: Eelah! ::whacks him in the head with a Easy-Bake Oven:: ^_____^
Leon: ::explodes in slow motion. So slow, in fact, that no one even saw it happened until his 300th birthday!::
*In order to save the readers from severe nonsanity, we will now travel to the same dusty corner of the insane asylum in order to see what Riku and his fried chicken are up to*
Riku: ::still wondering what he should do with his chicken-from-a-bedpan::
Little Piece of Fried Chicken (LPoFC): ::whispers:: Eeeeeeeeaaaaaaaatt muuuuuyyyyyye! o.o
Riku: ::stares at LPoFC:: It's.it's.alive.like a brand new boat from the reeds off of which tiny children faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall! O_O ::backs away from LPoFC::
LPoFC: Well, if you won't eat me, can you at least take me to The World of Sheep? I have an appointment with Master Yug Rug. -_-'
Riku: O__o Is Master Yug Rug a tapeworm?
LPoFC: Yesh. ._.
Some Nurse Walking Past With A Cleaned-Out Bedpan: ::to Riku:: Excuse me, but shouldn't you be in the feeding area, young man?
Riku: WHAT?! Wait, no, I don't belong here! I just came to find my chicken! Without it, I would die, or have to live in a cardboard box, or something! X_X'
Nurse: ::points to a mob of mental patients screaming about chickens, boxes, and death:: That's what they all say. -_-'
Riku: ::gets dragged away into mob of mental patients:: NOOOOOOOOO!
LPoFC: ;-; Mommy, come back!
*Okay, that wasn't any less nonsane. x.x Let's go check on Cloud and Sephy.*
Cloud: ::has a giant tube in his mouth, which is hooked onto big vacuum- like contraption-ma-bobber::getting the plaque sucked off his teeth:: Ow musj logga, Shepivosh?!
Sephiroth: Stuff a Dodge Camry in your ear, you illiterate child! ::stark raving bloody mad with a capital 5::
Illiterate Child Cloud: ::sobbing:: I jhuz wan do know oen yow goung do take dish tingy out ov my mout! ;-;
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Well, there you have it. Giant Mosquito is neglected. Aerith has a new and lovely name. How did Leon wake up? Did his brain crawl back in his head? I shall nevaire reveal the answers! ^^; Because there aren't any. o.o There MIGHT be an answer as to why Kairi is stuck in a folder, and it MIGHT have to do with the letter 8. But no one knows. ^_^ What the hell is Riku going to do in an insane asylum?! Watch Leave it to Beaver all day?! Most likely. Next time we see Cloud and Sephy, they'll probably be under the refridgerator. ._. I plan to make this ficcy a looooooooong drawn out one!