Go and Be Dead, then Go Nonsane
by Eccentric Mookie~
Disclaimer: ::holds up steel-jaw trap with a shred of fabric caught in it:: Sora has succeeded in evading me once more! -_- I'll never own him at THIS rate...
When we last left off, lots of insane stuff happened. O_O ::can't remember it all:: Now, as we venture back to this insane world (called Delirium, peoples!), we hear lots of ::cough:: corny adventurer-type music and watch as Kairi drags herself through the desert, her legs still caught in that stinking folder.
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Kairi: Oh curse my rotten cursed, blimey luck! Curse the 8 proverbs of the Wise Hobos and curse the immortal pipecleaner! Curse all those demented mimes and their pet garbage cans wich smell and act and look like real, life-size idiots! And curse this desert! ::looks around and sees a cheese wedge with wings flying over her in circles, ready to eat her once she dies in this sweltering hot cursed desert::
Riku: ::drives up in a soap dish:: Jump in!
Kairi: Aren't you supposed to be in the place for mentally ill people who run around screaming about chickens and who cannot control their bladders and thus must wear big cumbersome sumo diapers which smear their waste ungracefully around on their behinds? O_o
Riku: Nevermind that! Pie is after me! It wants my chicken! And NOTHING is more important than MY CHICKEN!!! So jump in before I drive away like an inconsiderate bastard, leaving you here until your bones melt in this cursed heat! O_O
Kairi: o_O I think I'll stay here and boil. Besides, who's Pie?
Riku: It's pie, not Pie. And it's an IT, not a who. -_o
Pie: ::chasing Riku and his soap dish on long, lean, gazelle-like legs::
Riku: ::to Kairi:: O.O' I must go now! ::picks up his soap dish and runs::
Kairi: ::watches as the soap dish magically lifts Riku in to the air::
Pie: ::runs up to Kairi and begins to sing Gumless Grampa, but is dragged away by Tire Shack Aeris::
Tire Shack Aeris: ::stares at Kairi:: You! You're not Kairi! O_O
Kairi: You're right! I'm Ham! ^_^
Tire Shack Aeris: You! You're not Ham!
Kairi: ;-; I wish I was. I'm actually Tie-dyed Calendar with Unbelievably Big-
Tire Shack Aeris: You! You're not Tie-dyed Calendar with Unbelievably Big Toenails which Smell like Rabid Monkeys! You aren't anyone! How could you?! Who have you been doing this with?
Cheese-In-A-Box: My table looks like a-- ::wails:: --POOOOOOODAHL!
Kairi: Poodle, you illiterate child! ::begins to sing:: Poodle-woodle, smack up the cheese! Poodle-woodle, pack up your knees! Poodle-woodle, whack up my fleas! Poodle-woodle, shack up with Jeeves! Or Jeevo, whichever you prefer. I think Jeevo is quite the doozer. Wouldn't you agree, Tire Shack? ^_^
Tire Shack Aeris: ::transmorphosizes into an illiterate bald thingiemabobberjig:: I hate Jeevo. He was my grandma for Halloween next year. Only after I whacked him with my strawberry-scented candle did he submit. -.-'
Cloud: ::jumps from a nearby cliff:: IT IS TIME TO REVIVE THE EVERLASTING DOOM PANTRY!!!
Tire Shack Aeris and Kairi: O.o
Cloud: I forgot my lines and had to make some up. ;_;
Sephiroth: ::comes swooshing around the riverbend like a crap-crazed maniac, which he is::
Kairi: HOLD IT! There's a river here and I didn't even know about it?! I could have gone dehydratedmabobber!
Sephiroth: ::picks up the mentally-ill river and tosses it into an airsick bag, then flings it out into the depths of the *majestically* Miiiiilkyyyy Waaaaaaaaayyyyyy!:: There. Now it does not exist, you illiterate grass- lacking, cud-hacking, ass-whacking child!
*Wherever Sora is*
Sora: Where am I? Oh, yeah! I'm inside a paperclip! Where have the metal Cayxies gone?
Metal Cayxie (pronounced CAX-ee): Welcome to the lair of the Metal Cayxies, the Cayxies who live and thrive in metal! Cans, doorknobs, cars and most other metal will do. Now step deeper into our majestical-HUUUYYYYY! AHHHCKKCKCHHHHHNNGGLLLLLRRNNNDDDDNNN, GAH! ::dies, her eyes turning to X's::
Sora: I guess this is a plastic paperclip. o.O Ah, well, on to Master Yug Rug's Majesticamal Refridgerator of Majesticalness! ^.^
all the characters in this story, even Leon, although he's still dead: ::appear under the Refridgerator::
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Wow! Who, or what, is Master Yug Rug? Little Piece of Fried Chicken said he was a tapeworm, but everyone knows that some stinking piece of chicken can never be trusted! o_o' What in Padded-Strobe-Light's name would Yug Rug want with our insane heroes? Pull up a chair and. go away until I write chap 5. o_O Read and review please!
by Eccentric Mookie~
Disclaimer: ::holds up steel-jaw trap with a shred of fabric caught in it:: Sora has succeeded in evading me once more! -_- I'll never own him at THIS rate...
When we last left off, lots of insane stuff happened. O_O ::can't remember it all:: Now, as we venture back to this insane world (called Delirium, peoples!), we hear lots of ::cough:: corny adventurer-type music and watch as Kairi drags herself through the desert, her legs still caught in that stinking folder.
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Kairi: Oh curse my rotten cursed, blimey luck! Curse the 8 proverbs of the Wise Hobos and curse the immortal pipecleaner! Curse all those demented mimes and their pet garbage cans wich smell and act and look like real, life-size idiots! And curse this desert! ::looks around and sees a cheese wedge with wings flying over her in circles, ready to eat her once she dies in this sweltering hot cursed desert::
Riku: ::drives up in a soap dish:: Jump in!
Kairi: Aren't you supposed to be in the place for mentally ill people who run around screaming about chickens and who cannot control their bladders and thus must wear big cumbersome sumo diapers which smear their waste ungracefully around on their behinds? O_o
Riku: Nevermind that! Pie is after me! It wants my chicken! And NOTHING is more important than MY CHICKEN!!! So jump in before I drive away like an inconsiderate bastard, leaving you here until your bones melt in this cursed heat! O_O
Kairi: o_O I think I'll stay here and boil. Besides, who's Pie?
Riku: It's pie, not Pie. And it's an IT, not a who. -_o
Pie: ::chasing Riku and his soap dish on long, lean, gazelle-like legs::
Riku: ::to Kairi:: O.O' I must go now! ::picks up his soap dish and runs::
Kairi: ::watches as the soap dish magically lifts Riku in to the air::
Pie: ::runs up to Kairi and begins to sing Gumless Grampa, but is dragged away by Tire Shack Aeris::
Tire Shack Aeris: ::stares at Kairi:: You! You're not Kairi! O_O
Kairi: You're right! I'm Ham! ^_^
Tire Shack Aeris: You! You're not Ham!
Kairi: ;-; I wish I was. I'm actually Tie-dyed Calendar with Unbelievably Big-
Tire Shack Aeris: You! You're not Tie-dyed Calendar with Unbelievably Big Toenails which Smell like Rabid Monkeys! You aren't anyone! How could you?! Who have you been doing this with?
Cheese-In-A-Box: My table looks like a-- ::wails:: --POOOOOOODAHL!
Kairi: Poodle, you illiterate child! ::begins to sing:: Poodle-woodle, smack up the cheese! Poodle-woodle, pack up your knees! Poodle-woodle, whack up my fleas! Poodle-woodle, shack up with Jeeves! Or Jeevo, whichever you prefer. I think Jeevo is quite the doozer. Wouldn't you agree, Tire Shack? ^_^
Tire Shack Aeris: ::transmorphosizes into an illiterate bald thingiemabobberjig:: I hate Jeevo. He was my grandma for Halloween next year. Only after I whacked him with my strawberry-scented candle did he submit. -.-'
Cloud: ::jumps from a nearby cliff:: IT IS TIME TO REVIVE THE EVERLASTING DOOM PANTRY!!!
Tire Shack Aeris and Kairi: O.o
Cloud: I forgot my lines and had to make some up. ;_;
Sephiroth: ::comes swooshing around the riverbend like a crap-crazed maniac, which he is::
Kairi: HOLD IT! There's a river here and I didn't even know about it?! I could have gone dehydratedmabobber!
Sephiroth: ::picks up the mentally-ill river and tosses it into an airsick bag, then flings it out into the depths of the *majestically* Miiiiilkyyyy Waaaaaaaaayyyyyy!:: There. Now it does not exist, you illiterate grass- lacking, cud-hacking, ass-whacking child!
*Wherever Sora is*
Sora: Where am I? Oh, yeah! I'm inside a paperclip! Where have the metal Cayxies gone?
Metal Cayxie (pronounced CAX-ee): Welcome to the lair of the Metal Cayxies, the Cayxies who live and thrive in metal! Cans, doorknobs, cars and most other metal will do. Now step deeper into our majestical-HUUUYYYYY! AHHHCKKCKCHHHHHNNGGLLLLLRRNNNDDDDNNN, GAH! ::dies, her eyes turning to X's::
Sora: I guess this is a plastic paperclip. o.O Ah, well, on to Master Yug Rug's Majesticamal Refridgerator of Majesticalness! ^.^
all the characters in this story, even Leon, although he's still dead: ::appear under the Refridgerator::
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Wow! Who, or what, is Master Yug Rug? Little Piece of Fried Chicken said he was a tapeworm, but everyone knows that some stinking piece of chicken can never be trusted! o_o' What in Padded-Strobe-Light's name would Yug Rug want with our insane heroes? Pull up a chair and. go away until I write chap 5. o_O Read and review please!