Go and Be Dead, Then Go Nonsane
by Triangular Circle
Disclaimer: I own a Soujirou plushie. And. that's it. o_o;
Last time!: Shoe the evil shoe was killed, and Yug left our heroes with some last words and a mathematics book! What now?! o.o _______________________________________________
Yuffie: Ya know-- has anyone even noticed what Yug Rug looks like? o_O
Dead Leon: Not me! ^^
Tire Shack Aeris: Probably not me! ^^;
Sora: zzzZZ
Literal Adult Cloud: I was too busy gloating over my victory! ^_^
Riku: Me too! ^.^
Yuffie: ::smacks herself in the forehead:: Well, I'm still mentally debating whether or not Yug's a tapeworm. _
Yug's voice: I'm not, you infidel! Gah!
Sora: ::screams in his sleep:: EGG NOODLE! ::becomes peaceful again::
Yuffie: All that cement and fire went to his head.
Tire Shack Aeris: Mine too! ::parts her hair to reveal burns and chunks of concrete on her scalp::
Now we see a sequence of a lone cardboard box running past their camp
Box: Yeh'll never catch meh! ::sticks out non existent tongue:: Come my little dictators! ::motions toward a mob of diapered toddlers holding Glow- In-The-Dark Condoms::
Tire Shack Aeris: Leaping Demented Billy Bobs! Where did they come from?! O_O;
Foremost toddler: Guess!
Tire Shack Aeris: Uhm. The nearest daycare center? o___O;
Foremost toddler: Uh. Incorrect. The FARTHEST daycare center. Okay, you lose. ::runs away gigglesnorting::
Dead Leon: Hey! That kid's got cocaine! ::chases::
Yuffie: Come on, guys! We hafta fight these twirps! ::ninja pose::
Box: Oh no you don't! ::activates an explosive and throws it at Yuffie::
Yuffie: Oooo, pretty! @_@ ::eats it::
Riku: I want one too! ;-;
Box: o_O;; Erg-- That's not how the script goes! ::holds up some papers in the air::
Tire Shack Aeris: That's. a legal document concerning the leasing of a marshmallow. Not a script. o_o;
Box: ? Oh. ::scribbles some pictures of Yuffie blowing up into the document:: There. Now it's a script. And that girl is supposed to detonate!
Yuffie: ::does exactly the opposite of blowing up::
Riku: What IS the opposite of blowing up? ::scratches head in a baffled manner::
Kairi: Caving in while growing colder! DUH! .
Random cave man: DUH!! ^.^ Heehee::snort::heeee::snort::hee! ::gallops away::
Riku: ::blink:: I think that cave man has cocaine too.
Dead Leon: ::zooms past in the cave guy's direction::
Box: Why don't any of my plans ever work out?
Toddler with a Glow-In-The-Dark Condom: ::runs up:: This wasn't your idea. It was Toilet Bowl's.
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::gasp:: Who is Toilet Bowl?! Find out next time!
While writing this chap, I had that evil foot-pad song stuck in my head.
"J-j-j-jump for joy! New Odor-Eaters Plus!"
::shudder::
by Triangular Circle
Disclaimer: I own a Soujirou plushie. And. that's it. o_o;
Last time!: Shoe the evil shoe was killed, and Yug left our heroes with some last words and a mathematics book! What now?! o.o _______________________________________________
Yuffie: Ya know-- has anyone even noticed what Yug Rug looks like? o_O
Dead Leon: Not me! ^^
Tire Shack Aeris: Probably not me! ^^;
Sora: zzzZZ
Literal Adult Cloud: I was too busy gloating over my victory! ^_^
Riku: Me too! ^.^
Yuffie: ::smacks herself in the forehead:: Well, I'm still mentally debating whether or not Yug's a tapeworm. _
Yug's voice: I'm not, you infidel! Gah!
Sora: ::screams in his sleep:: EGG NOODLE! ::becomes peaceful again::
Yuffie: All that cement and fire went to his head.
Tire Shack Aeris: Mine too! ::parts her hair to reveal burns and chunks of concrete on her scalp::
Now we see a sequence of a lone cardboard box running past their camp
Box: Yeh'll never catch meh! ::sticks out non existent tongue:: Come my little dictators! ::motions toward a mob of diapered toddlers holding Glow- In-The-Dark Condoms::
Tire Shack Aeris: Leaping Demented Billy Bobs! Where did they come from?! O_O;
Foremost toddler: Guess!
Tire Shack Aeris: Uhm. The nearest daycare center? o___O;
Foremost toddler: Uh. Incorrect. The FARTHEST daycare center. Okay, you lose. ::runs away gigglesnorting::
Dead Leon: Hey! That kid's got cocaine! ::chases::
Yuffie: Come on, guys! We hafta fight these twirps! ::ninja pose::
Box: Oh no you don't! ::activates an explosive and throws it at Yuffie::
Yuffie: Oooo, pretty! @_@ ::eats it::
Riku: I want one too! ;-;
Box: o_O;; Erg-- That's not how the script goes! ::holds up some papers in the air::
Tire Shack Aeris: That's. a legal document concerning the leasing of a marshmallow. Not a script. o_o;
Box: ? Oh. ::scribbles some pictures of Yuffie blowing up into the document:: There. Now it's a script. And that girl is supposed to detonate!
Yuffie: ::does exactly the opposite of blowing up::
Riku: What IS the opposite of blowing up? ::scratches head in a baffled manner::
Kairi: Caving in while growing colder! DUH! .
Random cave man: DUH!! ^.^ Heehee::snort::heeee::snort::hee! ::gallops away::
Riku: ::blink:: I think that cave man has cocaine too.
Dead Leon: ::zooms past in the cave guy's direction::
Box: Why don't any of my plans ever work out?
Toddler with a Glow-In-The-Dark Condom: ::runs up:: This wasn't your idea. It was Toilet Bowl's.
___________________________________________
::gasp:: Who is Toilet Bowl?! Find out next time!
While writing this chap, I had that evil foot-pad song stuck in my head.
"J-j-j-jump for joy! New Odor-Eaters Plus!"
::shudder::