You and the Elves.
Chapter 1: Fight
"There are no elves." Your father yells
"Yes there are, and you know it, because you told me you met one!" you yell
back. Your father is Artemis Fowl the second. You are Artemis Fowl the
third. "dear, you're just a little girl. Every girl believes in elves but
they aren't real" your mother yells at you. "You said you were an elf
worked for the LEP. And if you're an elf than SO AM I!!" you scream running
up the stairs of Fowl Manor. All your life your mother has told you that
elves are real, streetwise, fairies. You have always wanted to meet an elf,
or just a fairy. Your father as told you that they can make a computer the
size of your little finger. They say there are centaurs, and elves, and
pixies. Trolls, pizza eating goblins. How amazing these creatures must be.
But you just want to meet one. You are a genius, an 8 year old genius. You
have 9 different computers in your room, you live in a Irish manor with one
of the worlds well known criminals. You want to fallow your father's in
foot tracks, become the worlds first born female Fowl, criminal. But your
mother, Opal Koboi, says that you should become a teacher, or a police
officer. But no, nobodies dumb talk is going to stop you from becoming a
world known criminal. "Arty!!!" you hear your father's voice come
screeching through your cracked door. "NO, I hate you." you yell. "Dear,"
you hear your mother's voice now. "come down, please." your mother is
pleading now. Something is wrong. "NO!!! I won't come down" you scream.
Juliet Butler comes running in, and flings you over her shoulder. You have
a "two year old' fit. You send your arms and legs flying. What do you care
if Juliet gets a kick in the face? Its her own fault.
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R&R all these characters belong to Eion Colfer, not me. All add in
characters belong to me.
Chapter 1: Fight
"There are no elves." Your father yells
"Yes there are, and you know it, because you told me you met one!" you yell
back. Your father is Artemis Fowl the second. You are Artemis Fowl the
third. "dear, you're just a little girl. Every girl believes in elves but
they aren't real" your mother yells at you. "You said you were an elf
worked for the LEP. And if you're an elf than SO AM I!!" you scream running
up the stairs of Fowl Manor. All your life your mother has told you that
elves are real, streetwise, fairies. You have always wanted to meet an elf,
or just a fairy. Your father as told you that they can make a computer the
size of your little finger. They say there are centaurs, and elves, and
pixies. Trolls, pizza eating goblins. How amazing these creatures must be.
But you just want to meet one. You are a genius, an 8 year old genius. You
have 9 different computers in your room, you live in a Irish manor with one
of the worlds well known criminals. You want to fallow your father's in
foot tracks, become the worlds first born female Fowl, criminal. But your
mother, Opal Koboi, says that you should become a teacher, or a police
officer. But no, nobodies dumb talk is going to stop you from becoming a
world known criminal. "Arty!!!" you hear your father's voice come
screeching through your cracked door. "NO, I hate you." you yell. "Dear,"
you hear your mother's voice now. "come down, please." your mother is
pleading now. Something is wrong. "NO!!! I won't come down" you scream.
Juliet Butler comes running in, and flings you over her shoulder. You have
a "two year old' fit. You send your arms and legs flying. What do you care
if Juliet gets a kick in the face? Its her own fault.
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*
R&R all these characters belong to Eion Colfer, not me. All add in
characters belong to me.