A/N: I'm glad to see some people do enjoy this crazy fic.;-) Added a short chapter!!! Enjoy all!!
Elrond's pov
I felt goddamn terrific on that afternoon. Life was so amusing sometimes. Poor Thranduil was still ashamed of that night. What would've he been thinking if he had known I had been fully aware with whom I had been in bed? It would have shocked him tremendously if he had known I had made no mistake when I had touched him. He would have probably died simply out of shame. He had never understood what having fun really meant! What a pity!
My thinking and laughing process was badly interrupted by my twins who rushed into my room all of a sudden. Elladan was sobbing and looking badly distressed, Elrohir just seemed embarrassed and thoughtful.
"Have you been teasing your brother again?" I asked him and felt anger raising its nasty head. He returned my look too steadily and I started to sense my day was going to be ruined. I sighed.
"No, father. It was not me. Legolas upset him when he told him that you…you tried f*****g with his father." He said that with a questioning gaze in his eyes.
"He told you WHAT??!!" Curse it! I had been wrong. Thranduil's son was surely getting into trouble, more than I had done at his age. That brat needed to be taught a lesson. But curse it again! How in the Elbereth's name my sons knew about f*****g! I had raised them better than that, hadn't I? I had protected them from bad influences. I was an exception of course.
"You don't know what you're talking about!!" I should have washed his mouth with soap.
"But I do know!! My mentor, Glorfindel, has taught me to f**k!!" He cried out with a high voice. Glorfindel?? Glorfindel???!!! I couldn't prevent myself from imagining Glorfindel teaching Elrohir to…yikes!! Had he also taught THAT to Elladan? Double yikes!!! That made me almost to vomit. It was no doubt a time to change some staff in my house!!
"He exceeded his authorities!! He was only supposed to show it to me!" Me and my big mouth! Now I had done it!