A/N: Thanks thanks thanks all of you for your reviews!!!! I'm glad to see so many of you have found it funny!! I have had a great time writing it…J!! Says something about my mind…ok, on with the story. We go on slowly slowly ever so slowly towards a disclosure…not yet there though!!! J Enjoy!!!

Elladan's pov

It was the most confusing day of my life. First Legolas was suggesting my father did…THAT..with his father. That made me cry. Then I heard my brother saying Glorfindel had taught him to …f**k!! I didn't know what that was but it sounded kind of…DIRTY! I had to think it all over in privacy so I went to walk in the woods. Unfortunately it didn't help me much since trees didn't co-operate with me. They didn't want to tell me what was…THAT. They said I was too young to think about…IT. Stupid trees. Luckily I encountered Legolas.

"Sorry about what I said, Ell. I didn't want to make you feel bad. " He said quietly.

"It's okay." I replied and then forced myself to ask the question that was bothering me the most.

"Legolas…can you tell me about something? What is…THAT…f*****g?" My face was surely as red as my father's favorite robes! Legolas looked at me like I was asking something very silly and then he chuckled.

"You really don't know!?!" He was clearly amused. I shook my head.

"Couldn't you help me? Couldn't you show…THAT…f*****g…to me?" I whispered. At first he gazed at me like I had said something crazy but then a little grin appeared onto his face.

"Hmm…why not indeed…" He murmured and continued to observe me carefully.

"Do you like me?" He asked after a while and looked at me now almost too intensively.

"You know I do." I simply answered and wondered if THAT had anything to do with liking.

"No…I mean…you don't find me repulsive or anything?" He rephrased his sentence and I cried out

"No! I like you, Legolas! I REALLY do!" I desperately wanted to know about…THAT…f*****g…no matter if it was…DIRTY. Everybody else seemed to know about IT!

"Okay okay, I believe you. Come with me then." He grabbed my arm and led me in to his room.

"Is it going to hurt?" I asked as I was worried but he just smiled reassuringly.

"No. You're going to like it, I assure you, dear Ell." It was disturbing he called me dear but I ignored it as I needed him to show me how to do…f*****g. He closed the door behind us and started taking off his clothes.

"What are you doing?" I was shocked and stared at him with my mouth wide open.

"Ah! My dear Ell, I can't teach you to do f*****g with your clothes on." He sounded like a patient teacher. That made me remember that my mentor, Erestor had been ready to show me…THAT…some time ago but I had refused. It had sounded too…DIRTY. I considered if it would offend him that I let Legolas teach me now. Nah! So I took off my pants and a thought about my father naked with Thranduil popped into my head…yikes! And after that a picture of my brother with Glorfindel…double yikes!! And then I realized I was here naked with Legolas…triple yikes!!!

"I'm ready. Now what?" I asked Legolas almost in panic but he didn't have time to answer as the door slid open and his mother looked in, a moment later screamed and finally fainted.

So that was about…THAT…