A/N: Thanks for everyone who has reviewed this fic of mine. I noticed I have made many mistakes and that my story is not consistent but I'm not sure if it is a problem or not…     

Erestor's pov

On that day I promised to stop drinking. As Lord Elrond was out of Rivendell I was on charge. Officially Lord Glorfindel of course outranked me but I knew that was only to keep him and our Gods happy. I had seriously started doubting the wisdom of the Valar. Why on Middle-Earth had they returned from Mandos a guy who couldn't even remember my phone number to dial in case of an emergency? I had told him about 911 911 911 times it was 911!  Valar only knows…or maybe they really don't…what kind of damage he might have caused if I hadn't always been there watching over his shoulders.    

As a chief advisor of the House of Elrond I advised Glorfindel to hold a party for the Lady of the Woods who had arrived earlier on the day. Glorfindel agreed and I noticed that in 0,0000000019 thousand years* I broke my promise to stop drinking. Few happy hours later I found myself in Galadriel's bed. That was a terrifying incident but luckily she fainted and I had a chance to sneak out of the room. I saw I had really been mistaken by one room as my door had always been the last on the right. It was strange that I couldn't remember giving her the room next to mine but I deducted it was only due to my drunkenness.

I slipped into my room and to my bed only to remark I wasn't there alone. What now, I sighed.

"Darling, is that really you?" Yikes! It was Celeborn's voice! Though I was an advisor I found it difficult to advice myself whether I should be his darling or not. He quickly decided for me.

"Come to me, love! It has been too long since we did…IT." He whispered longingly and grabbed me into tight embrace. His hold was so rough I had hard time to breathe.

"Talk to me, my love!" He said and then kissed my neck

"Er…" I had a strong sensation of deja vú and I thought it probably wouldn't look good on my record of achievements that I have been in bed with Elrond's mother- and father-in-law during the same night.

"I have never loved anyone but you! Can you still remember our first time?" He asked and tried to kiss my lips. I considered shortly the possibility that he really loved me but surely I would then remember our first time…wouldn't I? Curse it! I wasn't sure! After that one ancient morning when I had woken up in bed with Thranduil and Elrond I couldn't be sure of anything.

"Er…?" I was trying to buy some time. He sounded drunk. I figured if I had any like luck he would fall asleep shortly. I begged the Valar not to take a revenge on me because of my previous doubts of their knowledge and intelligence.

"Never mind. Let us just do it, my love." Celeborn pleaded and his hand almost reached the area I didn't want him to discover. I blocked it as cautiously as I could.

"Er…" I muttered and he began to be annoyed

Tell me you want me!" He demanded

"Er…" I was definitely running out of words

"Tell me I'm the Lady of your heart!"  Did he really say ´lady'? Ai Elbereth! He truly was in unison with his wife! What a perfect marriage! That is if he thought I was Galadriel and if he hadn't come to my bed on purpose.

"Er…" I said. At that moment I sold my soul to Sauron and to all devils if they would save me!

"What's the matter with you!!!??? No more er…!!!!" He cried out in agony and I could swear I felt his hard…THING to poke against my thigh.

"Er…milady. I tried to tell you I have made a mistake. I was going to the room next to yours." Curse it again! It wasn't enough I called him 'milady '! I also told him I was going to his wife's room! Well, technically I had already been there but…he punched me right into my face and then fell asleep. Luckily I was (and still am) so hard nosed he caused me no injury.  I left the room sighing in relief.

Back in the corridor I realized I had taken a left turn one corner too soon. Why had Elrond built a house that was way too big for him and his 111222333444555666777888999 servants? I sighed deeply when I finally reached my own private rooms and slid into my bed. Only to find out I wasn't there alone…yikes!!!  

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A/N: * That measure is about equal to one hour. As you may have noticed the dialogue is exactly the same than in chapter 5.