~*~ At Pocket's Neohome ~*~
Pocket opens the front door for me and her neopets. My hooves don't even make a sound on the cardboard floor. The walls are covered in very expensive wallpaper, I can hear the A/C humming softly and the lights automatically come on inside the neohome but the furniture smells of dung and moldly hay.
"Where's your bathroom?",I ask calmly as Pocket smiles at me in a strange way. Her usual sweet smile is replaced with a sadistic one now.
"The bathroom doesn't like newcomers.",says Pocket in a low voice as I'm starting to wonder if she's been smelling her dung and straw furniture too long.
"You'll have to excuse Pocket. She has a bstrange/b sense of humor. We only have a Spooky bathroom at the moment.",says Kaene calmly as I nod and she points me in the direction of where the spooky bathroom is. I go left and then right until I start to hear a loud gurgingly noise. I look at the door and a sign reads, "State your name and then enter". 'State your name...Huh?',I think to myself but I don't want to question what's inside Pocket's neohome.
"Starfire_77469.",I say loudly as the gurgling noise immediately stops. I push the door open and walk inside quietly.
"A newcomer? This should be interesting. The owner of us never mentioned fresh meat.",says a voice coming from my left but when I turn all I see is a black sink with razor sharp teeth around the edge of the sink.
"Who's there?",I say trying to not act afraid.
"Did they not warn you of the dangers that happen in this bathroom? Do you know what happened to the last red Uni that went to try and wash it's face?",asks the voice and this time the sink is actually talking. This bathroom is ALIVE!!
"Starfire, are you okay? Don't listen to them.",says a female human voice as it opens the bathrroom door quickly. In her hands she is holding a fire sword and she looks as if she's had to use it before.
"Ye..ah I'm f-fine.",I stutter somewhat as Pocket glares at the sink and the bathroom.
"Why did you buy this weird bathroom, Pocket?",I ask her angerily as she looks at me straight in the eyes.
"Because I like a challenge and they mind me...after bthat/b one nearly bite my butt off when I tried to use it. You just have to show it who's bboss/b.",says Pocket as the toilet sputters out water and then acts like a normal toilet.
Pocket walks up calmly towards the sink and points her fire sword straight at the inside of the sink's mouth with the tip of the sword just barely touching it's teeth.
"Why are you always scaring everyone? Do you all want to be sold at the Mystery Island Trade?",asks Pocket as the sink bactually/b whimpers.
"They can't literally move anywhere but they can mess with your mind. You want that bath now?",asks Pocket as I nod and quickly follow behind her towards the kitchen/dining room.
She grabs a few bottles of the generic neopet shampoos, she grabs her golden glittery brush and then we both go to the spooky bathroom. 'I guess with alot of different species of neopets you'd have to buy an all species shampoo.',I think to myself as Pocket turns on the water and whispers something.
I get in and then she puts a few squirts of shampoo on me. She lathers me up and then rinses me throughly. She towel dries me and then when my fur is to it's natural beauty. She brushes my mane, wings and then tail.