A/N: It's about a year about the latest update but thought still continue this!            

Glorfindel's pov

On that day I was the Master of Rivendell. It made me feel powerful and wise although I was on charge only because Lord Elrond had gone to visit his friend in Mirkwood. I was wondering for the 666th time what evil possessed him to think I couldn't manage well with my duties and would he ever recognize my true value. As always my pondering gave me two conclusions: 

1. No, he wouldn't ever recognize my true value and

2. I would be wondering about that same question again tomorrow. Curse it!

In the morning I was pretty seriously bored. Ever since the twins were born Rivendell had been a quiet place and I had been a nanny and a teacher instead of a warrior. Not that I had anything to complain about. Elrohir had been a good apprentice but I had had no idea what all I would have to eventually teach him! I couldn't say I hadn't liked it but I knew Elrond would kill me if he ever found out about it.

Just after thinking that I heard his voice calling my name

"Lord Glorfindel!" Any time he called me 'lord' it meant I was in trouble.

"Yes, my Lord?" I said and turned to face him but couldn't see him anywhere.

"I'm not there, you fool! I'm talking to you through mental messenger!" I felt myself blushing for not getting it immediately. Then again he hadn't contacted me like this but only once when he had been locked up in his bathroom…

"Glorfindel!"…and had got stuck in a window…

"Glorfindel!!!!"…when trying to get out of there. Indeed, it had been a funny sight.

"GLORFINDEL!!", his tone of voice told me that he was really reading my mind now and I thought it would be better for me not to think about a lesson I gave to Elrohir…curse it again! Elrond's voice was so loud it almost removed my head off my shoulders.     

"I knew that already! I will kill you when I come back! But first I will teach you a lesson just like I taught a lesson to that brat of Thranduil, Legolas!", he yelled. Did he mean he did…THAT with Legolas? And now wanted to do exactly…THAT same with me? Cool! Couldn't wait for it!

"I didn't say…THAT!" He sounded suddenly amused and my brains went on imagining him together with a young elf that looked even prettier than me…yikes! Impossible!

"Hmm…you know that was not a bad sight." He remarked laughing and before I had a chance to think clearly what I was doing an image popped into my brains. As a result he simply screamed inside my head 

"THAT…THAT…THAT didn't happen!" I didn't say that IT did, my Lord! I couldn't hear any response to this thought. He had lost contact with me. Probably he had collapsed out of mere shock. After all I had just imagined him in bed with his father-in-law…yikes!

Later on that day Galadriel arrived and Erestor suggested me to arrange a big party for her and her husband. I did as he asked and ordered 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 barrels of wine. Erestor kindly corrected my order and put the number '1' in front of the row of numbers. Party was great but as I drank my fair share of the wine I lost my normal sexual control. I braced myself to kiss the most beautiful girl of the dance floor. I grabbed her to my arms, closed my eyes and kissed her for a long time regardless of her kneeing me and once kicking me straight to my precious…THINGS. Thought the kiss was well worth of few bruises.

Finally I opened my eyes again and discovered that I was standing face to face with Celeborn. Major yikes! No wonder the girl had wore pants instead of a skirt and had appeared to have her trousers strangely filled up at the front. Before Celeborn had time to react I ran out of the room as fast as my shaking legs could carry me. That…incident…had brought into my mind that time in Gondolin when I and that Balrog…had died. Valar had called me a pervert and said it was more suitable for me to stay in Middle-Earth than to wander in Mandos halls and possibly harass the fellow dead. Don't know what they were babbling about.       

I reached my room without other accidents and closed my door all relieved but then I saw that there were two pairs of shoes, socks and underpants on the floor. As my eyes grew accustomed to the darkness I also noticed there were two figures lying on my bed and judging from their…FORMS…they were both male and naked! Yikes it and curse it!