Episode Three: Tell Him About It
Scene One: CSC Studios: Casey and Dan are doing the show
Casey- In some shocking news, Manhattan Towers linebacker Harlan Lerner was arrested late last night, charged with suspicion of drunk driving.
Dan- Witnesses say that he was beligerent and very violent when apprehended. A video camera was there during the event and the tape will be made public at a press conference tomorrow, which we will bring live. We will be back after this commercial.
The two start talking
Dan- I can't wait to see the tape. A part of me wants to see superstars become embarrassed at the sight of a camera.
Casey- I'm not so sure that would be a good thing to anticipate someone getting abusive AND piss-faced drunk.
Dana enters
Dana- Isn't that the entire point in this business? People getting drunk and beligerent.
Casey- I would say yes, but voyeurism is the most intrusive medium.
Scene Two: Isaac's Office: Isaac and Jeremy are watching a movie
Jeremy- This is possibly an office worker's dream come true. Watching "Field of Dreams" with your boss, one of the richest men in cable television. Just one question, why do we spend so little on program budgets? "Sportsnight" is recorded on laserdisc, for pete's sake!
Isaac- Just shut up and watch the movie, or you'll regret watching "Field of Dreams" with your boss.
Jeremy becomes scared
Jeremy- Ok.
Jeremy starts to cry when the big part comes
Isaac- Stop crying, you four-eyed baby!
Jeremy still chokes up
Jeremy- This is just so emotional and great.
Scene Three: Natalie's apartment: Natalie is watching the big press conference at home due to her cold
Natalie- This is so sad. People being busted, punk'd, or whatever they call it now.
Natalie starts to cough
Scene Four: Cherishment Hotel Ballroom: Press conference is occuring
Spokeswoman- May you all turn off your cellphones while the tape is playing. Thank you.
The tape is playing. It shows Harlan vomiting on the police officer, beating up his copassenger, and tripping while walking the straight line. The reporters at the hotel begin to gasp and watch in complete utter amazement. The tape ends.
Spokeswoman- I will now open the cameraman, Marlon, for questions.
Loud questions and flashes are heard.
Reporter #1- How did you come across this sight?
Marlon- I was driving home from my sister's wedding and I heard cursing and yelling, and then I looked and I could recognize the crew cut, and there was Harlan.
Reporter #2- Are you looking for profit?
Marlon- No, no I don't. I just want to inform people with the facts, not some questionable hearsay. It says that in the First Amendment.
Spokeswoman- That is enough questions for the day.
Scene Five: CSC Studios: Casey and Dan finish the live show
Dan- That tape was possibly the juiciest tape I've seen.
Casey- I'd have to disagree. We aren't supposed to laugh at other people's expenses.
Dan- Then why is 'America's Funniest Home Videos' still on the air?
Casey- I have absolutely no idea except for the fact that we are all stoned.
END
Scene One: CSC Studios: Casey and Dan are doing the show
Casey- In some shocking news, Manhattan Towers linebacker Harlan Lerner was arrested late last night, charged with suspicion of drunk driving.
Dan- Witnesses say that he was beligerent and very violent when apprehended. A video camera was there during the event and the tape will be made public at a press conference tomorrow, which we will bring live. We will be back after this commercial.
The two start talking
Dan- I can't wait to see the tape. A part of me wants to see superstars become embarrassed at the sight of a camera.
Casey- I'm not so sure that would be a good thing to anticipate someone getting abusive AND piss-faced drunk.
Dana enters
Dana- Isn't that the entire point in this business? People getting drunk and beligerent.
Casey- I would say yes, but voyeurism is the most intrusive medium.
Scene Two: Isaac's Office: Isaac and Jeremy are watching a movie
Jeremy- This is possibly an office worker's dream come true. Watching "Field of Dreams" with your boss, one of the richest men in cable television. Just one question, why do we spend so little on program budgets? "Sportsnight" is recorded on laserdisc, for pete's sake!
Isaac- Just shut up and watch the movie, or you'll regret watching "Field of Dreams" with your boss.
Jeremy becomes scared
Jeremy- Ok.
Jeremy starts to cry when the big part comes
Isaac- Stop crying, you four-eyed baby!
Jeremy still chokes up
Jeremy- This is just so emotional and great.
Scene Three: Natalie's apartment: Natalie is watching the big press conference at home due to her cold
Natalie- This is so sad. People being busted, punk'd, or whatever they call it now.
Natalie starts to cough
Scene Four: Cherishment Hotel Ballroom: Press conference is occuring
Spokeswoman- May you all turn off your cellphones while the tape is playing. Thank you.
The tape is playing. It shows Harlan vomiting on the police officer, beating up his copassenger, and tripping while walking the straight line. The reporters at the hotel begin to gasp and watch in complete utter amazement. The tape ends.
Spokeswoman- I will now open the cameraman, Marlon, for questions.
Loud questions and flashes are heard.
Reporter #1- How did you come across this sight?
Marlon- I was driving home from my sister's wedding and I heard cursing and yelling, and then I looked and I could recognize the crew cut, and there was Harlan.
Reporter #2- Are you looking for profit?
Marlon- No, no I don't. I just want to inform people with the facts, not some questionable hearsay. It says that in the First Amendment.
Spokeswoman- That is enough questions for the day.
Scene Five: CSC Studios: Casey and Dan finish the live show
Dan- That tape was possibly the juiciest tape I've seen.
Casey- I'd have to disagree. We aren't supposed to laugh at other people's expenses.
Dan- Then why is 'America's Funniest Home Videos' still on the air?
Casey- I have absolutely no idea except for the fact that we are all stoned.
END