I'm a Sevvie Boy

Tune: Barbie Girl-Aqua

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter and other related material, they belong to J.K. Rowling and a few companies such as Warner Brothers, etc. I do not own the tunes I use either.

I'm a greasy haired boy

In my fantasy world

Make a potion for me

And then drown me

Just don't hit and then smash

My lovely crooked nose

Filled with grease, Black, Potter

How I hate you

You can't wash

My sacred hair

Or hit me when

I'm so mean

Ooh wo ooh!

I'm a Sevvie Boy

In my Sevvie world

Live in dungeons

Smells like onions

I hate you very much

If you're not a Sly-ther-in

Or if you like

The Ma-rau-ders

Voldie: Come on Snape, let's go kill Harry

Snape: Ah ah ah yeah

Voldie: Come on Sevvie, let's go kill him

Snape: Ooh wo ooh, ooh wo ooh!

Now twenty years later

I teach another git

You might know him

His name is Harry

He looks so much like his

Stupid father named James

So that's why I dedicate

The next lyrics

You can't wash

My sacred hair

Or hit me when

I'm so mean

Ooh wo ooh!

I'm a Sevvie Boy

In my Sevvie world

Live in dungeons

Smells like onions

I hate you very much

If you're not a Sly-ther-in

Or if you like

The Ma-rau-ders

A/N: This is also when I found out something. Slyterin = slither+in. I will write this (4 the 1000th time), R&R, tell me if words don't fit tune. I know the song's a bit confused, that Aqua doesn't sing the song in the same order, so tell me what the real order is (if I indeed mixed up the order). -The Marauders