Shut UP! - Based on Britney Spears's Toxic
A/N: I don't really like Britney Spears... but this seems like a perfect song for another round of my favorite love triangle - Bellatrix/Voldie/Dolores!
Disclaimer: I do not own (thank god) this song, or all things related to Harry Potter. I am merely writing about it.
Bellatrix:
Voldie, can't you see
You love me
Don't be with her
With Umbridge
It's dangerous
I love you!
Umbridge:
There's no escape
From loving you
Listen to me
And not to her!
She's dangerous
She hates you!
Bellatrix and Umbridge:
Too high
Can't come down
I need you
With all my heart
Did you hear me now?
Voldie:
Listen it's nice that I am
A major hunk
But please don't argue
Over me
I know that the two of you
Love me
Can you do a favor
I beg of you to shut UP!
I cannot hear you fight
I beg of you to shut UP!
Bellatrix:
Voldie look at her
At Umbridge
All she wants
Is to turn you in
Listen
She just wants her Fudge
Umbridge:
She's the one
That's lying
All she wants
Is publicity
From being with you
Voldie
Listen it's nice that I am
A major hunk
But please don't argue
Over me
I know that the two of you
Love me
Can you do a favor
I beg of you to shut UP!
I cannot hear you fight
I beg of you to shut UP!
I beg of you to shut UP!
Listen it's nice that I am
A major hunk
But please don't argue
Over me
I know that the two of you
Love me
Can you do a favor
I beg of you to shut UP!
I cannot hear you fight
I beg of you to shut UP!
Just shut up now
Can you shut up now?
I need silence now
I need silence now
Just shut up now
Can you shut up now?
Silence, NOW!