Chapter Two: SublimnAL MessaGOREes

INT. Oracle's apartment.

[we see the Oracle standing in front of Morphbus and Finite. She is, however, not as we remember her. She has long, white hair and black eyeglasses. One of her breasts sags and a large pear drops to the floor and rolls towards Finite's feet]

Oracle: Finite, thank you for coming. Morphbus, you were supposed to stay home.

Finite: Who the hell are you?

Oracle: We are… [coughs, clears throat] I am the Oracle. It's clearly explained in Enter the Matrix. Sorry if you didn't play it.

Morphbus: I did! It was so cool, and I especially liked-

Oracle: Not now, Morphbus.

Finite: Do you know what happened to Peo?

Oracle: Also explained in Enter the Matrix. He-

Morphbus: Is trapped in a place between this world and the real world-

Finite: You KNEW??? You could have saved us so much trouble.

Oracle: NOT NOW!!!! Good, I always forget how annoying you are. Anyway, the link is controlled by a program known as the Rainman. Bearaph… [looks around] Where the hell is he? That's what I get for hiring an illegal immigrant just because it was cheap…

Morphbus: What happens now?

Oracle: Um…Just go to any train station. He'll show up eventually.

INT. Mobil Avenue train station.

Sorry: Are you from the Matrix?

Peo: No…I mean, yes. I was.

Sorry: Why did you leave?

Peo: I had to. My contract expired.

Sorry: I had to leave my home too.

Rama [VO]: Sorry, come here. Leave the poor man in peace.

[Sorry runs over to stand beside her father, a tall man with white dreadlocks. beside the father sits a woman, her mouth duck taped and her hands tied behind her back]

Rama: We are sorry. She is still very curious.

Peo: We?

Rama: My wife and I.

Peo: Of course.

Wife [muffled]: Mmph!

Rama: Shut up, bitch! [raises hand to slap, then spots Peo] I mean…silence, dear. We are trying to talk.

INT. Matrix, inside a subway train.

Morphbus: That's him.

[they approach the Rainman, a large, scraggly bum with long white dreadlocks. He gets up and looks at them]

Rainman: You!

Finite: We only want to talk.

Rainman: Screw you.

[he jumps out of the train and begins to run. The rebels chase after them. They pass a PowerAde sign, a Tasty Wheat sign, a sign for Al Gore, and other plug-ins]

Morphbus: He's getting away!

Finite: No!

[the Rainman jumps across the tracks and somehow gets away]

INT. Mobil Avenue train station.

Peo: When is the train due?

Rama: It is already late.

[a train pulls up and the Rainman gets off]

Rainman: Hurry up, I'm already late.

[Peo picks up a suitcase and hands it to Rama]

Peo: There you go.

Rama: Thanks.

[they all board the train. Rama and the Rainman are never seen together in the same shot]

Rainman: I know you…so that's what they wanted.

Peo: Huh?

Rainman: [punches Peo hard]

Peo: [begins to cry] What was that for?
Rainman [disgusted]: Shut up, you. We're leaving now. Get off the train.

Peo: Fine. [sulks, then sticks middle finger up as train leaves]

[the train screeches to a halt and the Rainman gets off]

Rainman: Beyotch!!!!

[he kicks the crap out of Peo]

Peo: I don't want to get hurt by you.

Rainman: Good. [returns to train]

Peo: What an asshole.

Rainman: I heard that!

Peo: Sorry, oh master!

Rainman: Better.

[the train leaves. Peo plops down on the tracks and begins to run after it. he sees two lights]

Peo: Go towards the lights at the end of the tunnel! Sounds good!

[he begins to run, and a train slams into him]

Peo: Shit.

INT. car, Matrix streets

Finite: We should return to the Oracle.

Morphbus: No. We know what has to be done.

[strip music starts playing in the car]

Morphbus: Heh. Oops.

Finite: [rolls eyes]