Epilog: Wake Up, Yoh!
By DrakeTheDuelist (who still has yet to come into ownership of either Shaman King or Yugioh!)
Last time, Yoh had reversed the spell that Yami Bakura placed on Anna back on to its caster. And with Yami Bakura now a doll, Yoh chucked him into the out-of-control stove fire in his kitchen. Soon after, Yoh lost consciousness. While the fire was still going, mind you...
(Yoh's room, in the inn)-----
(A.N: No, no, no, the inn didn't get burnt down! Don't have a clever excuse why, but I'm too tired to think of one! But, for the sake of argument, let's just say Korori used her freezing powers on the stove after being released from Dark Necrofear.)
Yoh was sleeping on his bed, while Anna, HoroHoro, and Manta were shaking Yoh as violently as they could, trying to wake him up. Anna and HoroHoro were on the left side of Yoh's bed, and Manta, as short as he was, was only able to shake Yoh by being at the foot of his bed and trying to yank on Yoh's feet. Amidamaru hung overhead, observing as the three attempted to awaken his shaman master.
Amidamaru: "Lord Yoh, wake up!"
Manta: Exhausted, he released Yoh's feet and leaned on the foot of Yoh's bed. "Aw, who're we kidding, Yoh's out like a log! Nothing'll be able to wake him at this rate."
Anna: "Not if I have anything to say about it." She pulls on Yoh's arm, trying to yank him out of bed. To no avail, of course, as Yoh continued to sleep soundlessly. "Get up, Yoh Asakura!"
Amidamaru: He stares down at Yoh and gasps in shock. "Lord Yoh isn't breathing!"
Anna: A look of worry briefly crossed her face, and then she immediately shoved HoroHoro away. "Stand back, I'm gonna' give him mouth-to-mouth."
HoroHoro: He blushed brightly. "Really? Where's the line start?"
Anna: She immediately punched HoroHoro in the nose. HoroHoro was sent flying into the opposite wall. "I'll give you foot-to-face if you say that again! Now Manta, wash out HoroHoro's mouth with laundry detergent!"
Manta: "WHAT?!"
Anna: She glared down at Manta. "Today, Shrimp!"
Manta: "Uh, yes, Ma'am." He slowly back stepped out of the room.
Anna: *Boys...* She leaned over Yoh's bed, kneeling right over Yoh's face. She held Yoh's head back against the mattress. She opened both her mouth and Yoh's mouth. Holding Yoh's head back, she leaned towards Yoh. She touched his mouth with his lips and began to attempt to resuscitate Yoh.
Yoh: Regaining consciousness, he kissed Anna as she was touching his face in the perfect position.
Anna: At realizing Yoh had regained consciousness, she quickly withdrew, standing up and wiping off her mouth with her arm and spitted out repeatedly. "Yoh Asakura, did you just pull what I thought you pulled?!"
Yoh: He grinned and giggled as his eyes shot open and he leaned up quickly, getting out of bed. When he stood up fully, Anna approached him and slapped Yoh across the face, sending him flying backwards, back onto his bed.
Manta: Back at the doorway, where he stood, he saw Anna stand up quickly. *Yoh, if you just did what I thought you did... you're the bravest guy I know!*
Anna: She shoots a glare back at Manta "Weren't you going to get that detergent, Wimp?"
Manta: He ran off out the door, with Anna in hot pursuit.
Anna: She ducked out the door and yelled down the hall at Manta. "And get some of that detergent for me, too!"
Manta: (from down the hall) "Yes, Ma'am!"
Anna re-enters and glances around the room. HoroHoro was sprawled out in a heap next to the wall, Amidamaru had vanished, probably scared off by Anna, and Yoh was sitting up on his bed again, rubbing his right cheek while groaning.
Yoh: "Owww... So what's the detergent for? Did HoroHoro stick his foot in his mouth again?"
Anna: She glanced down the hall to make sure that Manta had left then paced over to Yoh's bed. "It's for getting Manta to go away." She sat down next to Yoh on his bed.
Anna and Yoh both turned to face each other. They approached each other, got closer, closer, and... SMACK! Anna slapped Yoh across his left cheek.
Yoh: "OWWW! What was that for?" He rubbed his now sore left cheek.
Anna: She waved her finger at him. "That's for entering my dream, turning it into a nightmare, letting that Yami Bakura creep turn me into a wooden doll, then smashing me into pieces with Harusame!"
Yoh: *Oh boy, busted big time...* He continued to rub his sore cheek until Anna lowered his hand.
Anna: "And this..." She leaned up to Yoh. "...is for saving me..." She and Yoh kiss each other on the lips, and Anna slowly withdrew herself away from Yoh.
The two came close to each other again, closing their eyes and leaning on each other while kissing extensively until the two heard a shrill yell and their eyes shot open.
Manta: (Coming from the kitchen) "JEEZ, WHO BLEW UP THE OVEN?!"
Yoh: He withdraws from Anna. "Uh, I'm in trouble, aren't I?"
Anna: "Forget it, Yoh. The warranty was still good on that oven. I can't replace you..." She pulls Yoh close to herself again. Anna wraps her arms around Yoh's waist. Yoh pets Anna's hair back and the two kiss each other on the lips again.
(in the kitchen)-----
Manta: He was rummaging through the ruins and burnt remains of both the oven and, unbeknownst to him, of Yami Bakura. Suddenly, something deep in the oven caught his eye. *Huh? Something's in the oven. Something really shiny...* He opened the oven door as it fell off. After stepping out of the way of the falling door, he glanced back in the oven to see a dusty object. He pulled it out of the oven and dusted it off. It was the Millennium Ring. *Hmm. This thing looks familiar... I think I've seen it before, but where?* He holds up the ring to his face and scrutinized it. *Aw, who cares?* He throws the ring like a Frisbee into the garbage can nearby. The ring glistens faintly one last time before falling into the trashcan.
Yami Bakura: (form inside the Millennium Ring) "Muahahahahahahah!"
(A/N: So everybody's alive and well. Even Yami Bakura, if you got that last part. Ya' know, with the ring talking and all. Yugioh fans know just how tough it is to kill Yami Bakura for real. In my opinion, Yami Malik came the CLOSEST so far, but it's like Yami Bakura's always got one last trick to resort to... But anyway, there's the finished fic at last! Hope you like it, and I would like to send out special thanks to Ice-Queen-Anna- Asakura and Malik-Sama for their patience and input for this masterpiece. Well, that's getting a little full of myself, but you get the idea. And, of course, you know the drill by now; DrakeTheDuelist does not own Shaman King or Yugioh!)
By DrakeTheDuelist (who still has yet to come into ownership of either Shaman King or Yugioh!)
Last time, Yoh had reversed the spell that Yami Bakura placed on Anna back on to its caster. And with Yami Bakura now a doll, Yoh chucked him into the out-of-control stove fire in his kitchen. Soon after, Yoh lost consciousness. While the fire was still going, mind you...
(Yoh's room, in the inn)-----
(A.N: No, no, no, the inn didn't get burnt down! Don't have a clever excuse why, but I'm too tired to think of one! But, for the sake of argument, let's just say Korori used her freezing powers on the stove after being released from Dark Necrofear.)
Yoh was sleeping on his bed, while Anna, HoroHoro, and Manta were shaking Yoh as violently as they could, trying to wake him up. Anna and HoroHoro were on the left side of Yoh's bed, and Manta, as short as he was, was only able to shake Yoh by being at the foot of his bed and trying to yank on Yoh's feet. Amidamaru hung overhead, observing as the three attempted to awaken his shaman master.
Amidamaru: "Lord Yoh, wake up!"
Manta: Exhausted, he released Yoh's feet and leaned on the foot of Yoh's bed. "Aw, who're we kidding, Yoh's out like a log! Nothing'll be able to wake him at this rate."
Anna: "Not if I have anything to say about it." She pulls on Yoh's arm, trying to yank him out of bed. To no avail, of course, as Yoh continued to sleep soundlessly. "Get up, Yoh Asakura!"
Amidamaru: He stares down at Yoh and gasps in shock. "Lord Yoh isn't breathing!"
Anna: A look of worry briefly crossed her face, and then she immediately shoved HoroHoro away. "Stand back, I'm gonna' give him mouth-to-mouth."
HoroHoro: He blushed brightly. "Really? Where's the line start?"
Anna: She immediately punched HoroHoro in the nose. HoroHoro was sent flying into the opposite wall. "I'll give you foot-to-face if you say that again! Now Manta, wash out HoroHoro's mouth with laundry detergent!"
Manta: "WHAT?!"
Anna: She glared down at Manta. "Today, Shrimp!"
Manta: "Uh, yes, Ma'am." He slowly back stepped out of the room.
Anna: *Boys...* She leaned over Yoh's bed, kneeling right over Yoh's face. She held Yoh's head back against the mattress. She opened both her mouth and Yoh's mouth. Holding Yoh's head back, she leaned towards Yoh. She touched his mouth with his lips and began to attempt to resuscitate Yoh.
Yoh: Regaining consciousness, he kissed Anna as she was touching his face in the perfect position.
Anna: At realizing Yoh had regained consciousness, she quickly withdrew, standing up and wiping off her mouth with her arm and spitted out repeatedly. "Yoh Asakura, did you just pull what I thought you pulled?!"
Yoh: He grinned and giggled as his eyes shot open and he leaned up quickly, getting out of bed. When he stood up fully, Anna approached him and slapped Yoh across the face, sending him flying backwards, back onto his bed.
Manta: Back at the doorway, where he stood, he saw Anna stand up quickly. *Yoh, if you just did what I thought you did... you're the bravest guy I know!*
Anna: She shoots a glare back at Manta "Weren't you going to get that detergent, Wimp?"
Manta: He ran off out the door, with Anna in hot pursuit.
Anna: She ducked out the door and yelled down the hall at Manta. "And get some of that detergent for me, too!"
Manta: (from down the hall) "Yes, Ma'am!"
Anna re-enters and glances around the room. HoroHoro was sprawled out in a heap next to the wall, Amidamaru had vanished, probably scared off by Anna, and Yoh was sitting up on his bed again, rubbing his right cheek while groaning.
Yoh: "Owww... So what's the detergent for? Did HoroHoro stick his foot in his mouth again?"
Anna: She glanced down the hall to make sure that Manta had left then paced over to Yoh's bed. "It's for getting Manta to go away." She sat down next to Yoh on his bed.
Anna and Yoh both turned to face each other. They approached each other, got closer, closer, and... SMACK! Anna slapped Yoh across his left cheek.
Yoh: "OWWW! What was that for?" He rubbed his now sore left cheek.
Anna: She waved her finger at him. "That's for entering my dream, turning it into a nightmare, letting that Yami Bakura creep turn me into a wooden doll, then smashing me into pieces with Harusame!"
Yoh: *Oh boy, busted big time...* He continued to rub his sore cheek until Anna lowered his hand.
Anna: "And this..." She leaned up to Yoh. "...is for saving me..." She and Yoh kiss each other on the lips, and Anna slowly withdrew herself away from Yoh.
The two came close to each other again, closing their eyes and leaning on each other while kissing extensively until the two heard a shrill yell and their eyes shot open.
Manta: (Coming from the kitchen) "JEEZ, WHO BLEW UP THE OVEN?!"
Yoh: He withdraws from Anna. "Uh, I'm in trouble, aren't I?"
Anna: "Forget it, Yoh. The warranty was still good on that oven. I can't replace you..." She pulls Yoh close to herself again. Anna wraps her arms around Yoh's waist. Yoh pets Anna's hair back and the two kiss each other on the lips again.
(in the kitchen)-----
Manta: He was rummaging through the ruins and burnt remains of both the oven and, unbeknownst to him, of Yami Bakura. Suddenly, something deep in the oven caught his eye. *Huh? Something's in the oven. Something really shiny...* He opened the oven door as it fell off. After stepping out of the way of the falling door, he glanced back in the oven to see a dusty object. He pulled it out of the oven and dusted it off. It was the Millennium Ring. *Hmm. This thing looks familiar... I think I've seen it before, but where?* He holds up the ring to his face and scrutinized it. *Aw, who cares?* He throws the ring like a Frisbee into the garbage can nearby. The ring glistens faintly one last time before falling into the trashcan.
Yami Bakura: (form inside the Millennium Ring) "Muahahahahahahah!"
(A/N: So everybody's alive and well. Even Yami Bakura, if you got that last part. Ya' know, with the ring talking and all. Yugioh fans know just how tough it is to kill Yami Bakura for real. In my opinion, Yami Malik came the CLOSEST so far, but it's like Yami Bakura's always got one last trick to resort to... But anyway, there's the finished fic at last! Hope you like it, and I would like to send out special thanks to Ice-Queen-Anna- Asakura and Malik-Sama for their patience and input for this masterpiece. Well, that's getting a little full of myself, but you get the idea. And, of course, you know the drill by now; DrakeTheDuelist does not own Shaman King or Yugioh!)