Elvis Has Left the Planet
"Okay who's next?" Hank sighed.
"I'm afraid to find out," Logan muttered.
"Oh here we go, Peter," Hank put his tape in.
There was Peter dressed up in a white Elvis costume with sequins. "Wise men say, only fools rush in! But I can't help falling in love with you Kitty!"
"Oh no…" Kitty groaned as Peter sang on tape.
"You call this a film? It's just a love letter to Kitty!" Lance fumed.
"What? Jealous because you didn't think of it first?" Peter shouted back.
"Actually he almost…" Todd began.
"YOU STAY OUT OF THIS!" Both of them shouted at him.
"Is it me or is this even more bizarre than the last one?" Cover Girl asked.
"It's not you I'll tell you that much," Low Light remarked. "Well at least there aren't any explosions."
Suddenly the lights started to explode on screen. "HUNK A HUNKA BURINING LOVE YEEOOOOOW!" Peter shouted as his butt caught on fire. He reverted to armor form and ran around.
"Uh I forgot to mention that I kind of helped out with his video too," Jesse gulped. "He had me videotape it."
"In retrospect, not the smartest move you have ever made, Peter," Scott groaned.
"What is it with you and Elvis man?" Remy asked Peter.
"I like the King," Peter shrugged.
"Remind me to crown Beast for suggesting this crap," Logan grunted.
"Take a number!" Warren grumbled. "Some film festival. A commercial from Multiple and two kareokes gone bad!"
"And it's gonna get worse isn't it?" Low Light groaned. "Where the hell is a secret escape exit when you need it?"
Okay, sorry the chapter is short, but tomorrow's will be a lot longer! Trust me! And a lot crazier!