Chapter 1: Yami & Yugi's Stupid and Faultless Adventure.
Yami, Yugi, and His Friends are on a pretty pointless adventure; they are on their way to find an obnoxious and non-existent in question 'Ooo- Ooo'. Yugi beat Pegasus for the 72nd time, and Pegasus didn't like that, so he did something to pay them back. After beating Pegasus they started their Stupid Adventure Of The Dancing Ooo-Ooo, but, no matter how hard they try; they can't find, let alone see anything at all. No thanks to Pegasus, he replaced their eyes with Balls made of Twine. The balls of twine are supposed to resemble the pain that Pegasus had to suffer when the millennium Eye was put to his own. But Yugi, Jyoonouchi, Honda, and Anzu are less fortunate, because Pegasus had to only suffer from a loss of one eye.
"I have a Question, Why does Jyoonouchi have that stupid accent?" Yugi Asks.
"Why do you care? I have been suffering from many symptoms and it is hard to get over." Jyoonouchi Implies.
"I have been suffering from something like that for quite some time. I sound as if I should work in an India Slave Factory. And I'm Japanese!!!" Bakura Adds.
Yugi looks away and pretends to whisper whale unnoticeably starts to point.
"I always thought he was from India." All out of the ordinary, Anzu blurts out in the most Annoying voice. "I wont to inject Ham in me!! Is that a problem?"
Being really Bitchy and Bitter, Yugi looks at Anzu as if she was the only stupid person in the entire universe tells her "Anzu, everything to you is a problem." Anzu then looks away and begins to pout.
"You're a little bad ass, Yugi." Honda says.
"Yeah, I know." Yugi states as he closes his eyes.
"I wont to inject paper in me." Jyoonouchi Yells.
"Gosh, You know, it starts as a Chain and ends like a bitch." Yugi says then looks at Jyoonouchi. "Uh, Guys I trying to—"Bakura says but doesn't finish because Jyoonouchi just wont shut up.
"—And it is hard to do because it is a whole object and—"Then Yugi cuts Jyoonouchi off.
In a real agitated voice, Yugi yells, "Will you shut the hell up, Jyoonouchi, Bakura is trying to talk!!!"
They all stop and there is an awkward silence.
"........................................Well, Bakura, the stage is yours. ^_^" Yugi says.
"Thank you, Yugi, I just wonted to finish my story..." Bakura looks at Jyoonouchi and finishes what he is saying. "...Jyoonouchi, You're a Bitch."
"We all know that. Anything else?" Yugi implies.
"No that was it." Bakura finishes. "Yugi, Oh! I almost forgot, do you wont to duel me, for fun?"
"Uh, in a little bit, I'm not ready and I'm sleepy." Yugi says whale yawning.
"Huh? Your such a looser, Yugi, turning away from a duel." Honda laughs.
Right then and there, a Vein in Yugi's head just pops, and it's bulging.
"Listen, Honda, if you weren't such a damn' Cupcake-Square I wouldn't have to explain anything to you twice. And besides, since when has it been the age when you dueled?" Yugi yells, and Points out.
"Nani?" Honda asks. "I rest my case, you fruit Cup." Yugi smirks.
"Shut up, spike boy!" Honda yells back.
"You know what Honda, lick my butt, you toe head." Yugi hashed back.
"Nani, a toe head?" Honda asks, as usual.
Yugi slaps his head. And simply tells him; "In question, a 'toe head' would mean 'A Blond' obviously, you are not a blond..."
"That's Right..."
"...But you act like one!" Yugi says. "And that goes for all of you, Anzu, Jyoonouchi, You ALL ARE DITSEY!!!"
The screen zooms out.
"Ha, Ha, Haa, I can see you Yugi." Pegasus says from afar. The you hear a noise as if a rock fell into a pond. "Damn it, not again, my millennium Eye fell into my glass of the finest Fruit Juice. Mai get the chop sticks."
Mai yells with her mouth full, "Ooo-Ray" She says whale eating a box of glitter.
"Oh, and Mai, get the Super, Super Glue." Pegasus says.
Mai hands him the glue so she can get the Millennium Eye from his wine glass.
"Damn it, again, I glued my eye to my hand." Pegasus looks up. "I can still see you Yugi. I may have one eye, and may look like a Cyclopes, but that won't stop me.
"...Cyclopes!" Mai remarked.
Yami, Yugi, and His Friends are on a pretty pointless adventure; they are on their way to find an obnoxious and non-existent in question 'Ooo- Ooo'. Yugi beat Pegasus for the 72nd time, and Pegasus didn't like that, so he did something to pay them back. After beating Pegasus they started their Stupid Adventure Of The Dancing Ooo-Ooo, but, no matter how hard they try; they can't find, let alone see anything at all. No thanks to Pegasus, he replaced their eyes with Balls made of Twine. The balls of twine are supposed to resemble the pain that Pegasus had to suffer when the millennium Eye was put to his own. But Yugi, Jyoonouchi, Honda, and Anzu are less fortunate, because Pegasus had to only suffer from a loss of one eye.
"I have a Question, Why does Jyoonouchi have that stupid accent?" Yugi Asks.
"Why do you care? I have been suffering from many symptoms and it is hard to get over." Jyoonouchi Implies.
"I have been suffering from something like that for quite some time. I sound as if I should work in an India Slave Factory. And I'm Japanese!!!" Bakura Adds.
Yugi looks away and pretends to whisper whale unnoticeably starts to point.
"I always thought he was from India." All out of the ordinary, Anzu blurts out in the most Annoying voice. "I wont to inject Ham in me!! Is that a problem?"
Being really Bitchy and Bitter, Yugi looks at Anzu as if she was the only stupid person in the entire universe tells her "Anzu, everything to you is a problem." Anzu then looks away and begins to pout.
"You're a little bad ass, Yugi." Honda says.
"Yeah, I know." Yugi states as he closes his eyes.
"I wont to inject paper in me." Jyoonouchi Yells.
"Gosh, You know, it starts as a Chain and ends like a bitch." Yugi says then looks at Jyoonouchi. "Uh, Guys I trying to—"Bakura says but doesn't finish because Jyoonouchi just wont shut up.
"—And it is hard to do because it is a whole object and—"Then Yugi cuts Jyoonouchi off.
In a real agitated voice, Yugi yells, "Will you shut the hell up, Jyoonouchi, Bakura is trying to talk!!!"
They all stop and there is an awkward silence.
"........................................Well, Bakura, the stage is yours. ^_^" Yugi says.
"Thank you, Yugi, I just wonted to finish my story..." Bakura looks at Jyoonouchi and finishes what he is saying. "...Jyoonouchi, You're a Bitch."
"We all know that. Anything else?" Yugi implies.
"No that was it." Bakura finishes. "Yugi, Oh! I almost forgot, do you wont to duel me, for fun?"
"Uh, in a little bit, I'm not ready and I'm sleepy." Yugi says whale yawning.
"Huh? Your such a looser, Yugi, turning away from a duel." Honda laughs.
Right then and there, a Vein in Yugi's head just pops, and it's bulging.
"Listen, Honda, if you weren't such a damn' Cupcake-Square I wouldn't have to explain anything to you twice. And besides, since when has it been the age when you dueled?" Yugi yells, and Points out.
"Nani?" Honda asks. "I rest my case, you fruit Cup." Yugi smirks.
"Shut up, spike boy!" Honda yells back.
"You know what Honda, lick my butt, you toe head." Yugi hashed back.
"Nani, a toe head?" Honda asks, as usual.
Yugi slaps his head. And simply tells him; "In question, a 'toe head' would mean 'A Blond' obviously, you are not a blond..."
"That's Right..."
"...But you act like one!" Yugi says. "And that goes for all of you, Anzu, Jyoonouchi, You ALL ARE DITSEY!!!"
The screen zooms out.
"Ha, Ha, Haa, I can see you Yugi." Pegasus says from afar. The you hear a noise as if a rock fell into a pond. "Damn it, not again, my millennium Eye fell into my glass of the finest Fruit Juice. Mai get the chop sticks."
Mai yells with her mouth full, "Ooo-Ray" She says whale eating a box of glitter.
"Oh, and Mai, get the Super, Super Glue." Pegasus says.
Mai hands him the glue so she can get the Millennium Eye from his wine glass.
"Damn it, again, I glued my eye to my hand." Pegasus looks up. "I can still see you Yugi. I may have one eye, and may look like a Cyclopes, but that won't stop me.
"...Cyclopes!" Mai remarked.