Hiya! This is Ritsuko's Chappie!!! Oh, and um… if you read this. Please Review!! I'm gonna start putting ((REVIEW OR DIE)) on the best parts to annoy you and ruin the moment until you review. And I WILL START WITH…THIS CHAPTER!!!!!!!! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA--*cough* HAHAHA--*choke**sneeze**cough* HAHAHA--*cough*

Bakura: Maybe you should stop laughing maniacally. ^.^"""

Rio: Maybe. You think?

Shimbo: I agree.

Rio: OKAY! *grabs onto Shimbo* ¤Chu!¤

Shimbo: O.O

Rio: Oh… and see notes at the bottom. OR YOUR DOOM WILL BE BROUGHT UPON WITH A TAKING MEATBUN!!! Thank you and have a nice day. *never let go of Shimbo*

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The corrupt monk sighed and leaned against the door. {What a day. Dammit all to Hell where that vampire woman belongs.} He thought bitterly. ((REVIEW OR DIE)) He just wanted to crawl into bed & go to dreamland…where he was safe from 'that vampire woman.' He shuddered at the thought of the hell 'that vampire woman' put him through.

~~FLASHBACK~~

Sanzo sat alone at the breakfast table earlier that morning. He refused to eat his breakfast which consisted of pancakes. Pancakes! Fluffy, golden, brown, warm, syrup-drenched pancakes. And bacon. Don't EVER forget the bacon. He leaned back in his chair listening to the beautiful silence that was granted to him. Sanzo shut his eyes. Barely asleep he felt cold breath in his face that smelled…odd. It smelled like blood.* Sanzo opened his eyes and he saw the face of 'that vampire woman' very close to his own and staring peculiarly at him. Sanzo jumped slightly. 'That vampire woman' smiled down at him. "You're a very beautiful man, Sanzo-sama!" She said. Sanzo had a good grip on his…PAPER FAN!! ((Ne, tricked you! I don't know what else it would be. Use your "IMAGINATION!"……Oh and REVIEW OR DIE)) She stood opposite of him. A pink blush tinged on his pale cheeks ((His FACE okay?)) when he realized she only wore black cargo pants, a shirt with sleeves like him………and a matching bra. ((?! Okay… reminder! Rio-chan didn't write this! REVIEW OR DIE!)) Sanzo gulped. "You have a--" He coughed ((Or rather AHEMed)). "--Strange way of dressing, Vampire." He said icily. She blinked.

^_^ "I'm Ritsuko and… I like you!" She leaped across the table and hugged in an odd way that made Sanzo-sama's face meet………((AHEM)) Ritsuko 1 & 2.((RIO-CHAN DIDN'T RIGHT THIS. THIS COMES FROM THE MIND OF RITSUKO HERSELF. REVIEW OR DIE)) She skipped away humming…the Smurf's song.

"That was awkward." Sanzo said to himself.

The many events that took place for Sanzo's "FUNFILLED" day included

1. Getting his ass slapped… 12 TIMES ((O_o))

2. Ritsuko sitting on him

3. Accidentally meeting Ritsuko 1 & 2 again ((*sigh* I hope your getting this. It won't ever come in handy.))

4. Accidentally (seriously) (( - They SAY that… but they do it on purpose… those men. ~Shimbo and Bakura: O_o)) walking in on her when she was in the shower… Poor Ritsuko that time. She smacked him across the face, blushed apologized, and ran into her own room, embarrassed.

5. Plus so much more…

~~END FLASHBACK~~

Sanzo took off his robes which left him in his ((*AHEM*)) spandex and brown pants.

"HI THERE!!"

As a reflex, he whipped out his revolver** and shot it at the corner of the room. Ritsuko stepped out of the shadows wearing a black knee-length tee-shirt with white letters saying: "BITE ME I'M A WALKING CUISINE" ((Rio, Bakura, and Shimbo: Okay…)) She held out her hand and in her palm was the bullet.

"This belongs to you." She said.

Sanzo snatched it out of her hand. "How the hell did you do that?!"

"Duh, dude, vampire!"

"How did you get in here?!"

Ritsuko smiled brightly. "The shadows me here!"

"Get out."

"Can't."

"Why not?"

"The door's locked from the outside. We always do that to guest doors."

-.-'' "Why would you do that?"


Ritsuko grinned, showing a set of fangs in her mouth. "So they don't get away with out payin'."((*nods* It's true. Rose unlocks them every morning at six… wakes everyone up…they get breakfast then they pay and then they leave--well except the Sanzo-ikkou. It's perfect.))

"Okay… then why don't you use the shadows to get your ass out of here?"

"Dude, traveling by shadow is a one-way trip." She zipped in the blink of an eye and hugged the monk ((priest)) till he couldn't breath anymore. "YAY! We're roomies!" She jumped on the bed. "I get dibs on the bed!"

Sanzo cocked the gun. "Off. That's my bed. You can sleep on the floor." Then Ritsuko was gone. He smirked. When it comes to sleep, he always got his way. "You're forgetting--" It was Ritsuko all right, but she sounded scarier. Deadly. "I move faster than your mortal*** eyes can see. That gun is good for banishing demons to the deepest, darkest pits of Hell, but it's useless against me." Her breath bounced of the back of his neck. Yeah, he was scared… but ((THE STUPID PRIEST)) refused to show it.

"Don't be so arrogant." She reached up to point the gun at her head but…something was missing. ((What could it be??))

"Looking for this?" She was in front of him now. Ritsuko swing the gun around her finger. "So we're both happy… Hows a bout we both sleep on the bed? There's nothing dirty about sleeping." ((Unless your not sleeping.~~ Bakura: Don't you think that your going to make them mad if you keep posting stuff?~~ Shimbo: Yeah!~~ Rio: It's my story and if they don't like it… TOO DAMN BAD!!!~~ Bakura and Shimbo: *cringing* O.O~~ Rio: Review or die. ^.^))

Sanzo sighed. "Fine."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ((WHOO! SWIRLIES!! ~.~ ~_~ ~~ Bakura and Shimbo:…))

"Sanzo! Your hogging the blankets, I'm cold!!"


"Tough shit."

For the past 2 hours they tried to sleep.

"Well, I can't sleep. How 'bout you?" said Ritsuko.

"No. Well."

"Well, what?"

"How did you gang up with the others?" Ritsuko shifted uncomfortably. "What's wrong."

"May as well tell you my life story. I know yours."

"Impossible."

"Your old name Kouryuu, you saw your master killed. You're trying to find the Saytan ((How would you spell that?! Or was it Matan?)) scripture stolen from him."

Sanzo was stunned. "H-how--"

"I read your mind."

" I see… I can't deny anything anymore, now can I?"

"No. Anyway, It goes like this… I come from an island, a huge ass one. I'm over 3000 years old, born and raised there. Unlike many others, I was one of the few that were born full-blooded." My mother was killed when I was around…eh, late 2000's. ((Makes it sound like EVERYONE'S story doesn't she? *Is tied up and gagged by Bakura and Shimbo.~~ Bakura and Shimbo simultaneously: That should shut her up.)) I don't remember her that well. But, I know she was very close to me, and I saw her being stabbed to death. The man was a slayer, anyway, he took off. After that, I guess I……… just went insane." She was choking up now. She took a deep breath and exhaled. ((Do vampires even breath?~~ Bakura: WHOA!!~~ Shimbo: How'd you get out?!~~ Rio: I don't know. *Is grabbed* REVIEW OR DI--AHHH!!! *Is gagged again… and roped with chains and a strait jacket.* mmm…)) "I went under a bloodlust. I went after the slayer, mutilated him 'til was nothing left and drained all the blood from his body. But, I didn't end there. I killed at least 2000 people and drank their blood. ((Rio, Bakura, and Shimbo: O.O…)) Then, I saw him."

"Who?"

"He…locked me away. Told me that I couldn't kill anymore. I remember him well. He was a beautiful man, and he looked just like you."

"Who?!"

"…"

"WHO?!"

*"Konzen. Konzen Douji."* Ritsuko said finally. "Then, I was freed. It was my father who freed me. He also told me he remarried. To Rio's mother. We were step-sisters. My father moved away with Rio's mother, I took a human form and lived here ever since."

Sanzo looked at her. Even in the dark, he could see the crimson tears that slid down her pale- moon colored cheeks. He reached over and wipe them away, kissed her cheek and both of them fell asleep. ((AWW!!!))

~~~~~~~~~~~~((ALMOST DONE… FINGERS CRAMPING…AAAAAAAGH!!!!!))

"Well, well, well." The two awoke to the most annoying voice.*-* Gojyo stood there with Rose, who-like I said- opened the door and looked very shocked. "Look who had fun last night." He (Gojyo) busted out laughing.

"GOJYO!!!" They (Ritsuko and Sanzo) screamed.


"Shame, too. I was hoping to have go at her." He pointed to Ritsuko.

"Nothing happened!" Ritsuko said. Gojyo wouldn't stop laughing. "Stop laughing or I'll spill your secret. Your having an affair with--" %SPOILER% Gojyo((…She wrote Gojy…)) slammed his hand over her--mouth. ((No…not ass.))

"STOP MIND READING WOMAN!!" Ritsuko bit his hand. "OWIE!!!"

"Delicious AB negative blood." Ritsuko licked her lips.

Gojyo turns pale and runs out of the room screaming. ((LIKE A SISSY GIRL… no *grits teeth* just kidding)) "SAVE ME UMA!!"

Uma smirked. "Nuh-uh."

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IT IS OVER!!! OVER!!! OVER DAMN YOU!!!!!! 4 PAGES. THE FINGERS ARE CRAMPING AND I MUST MAKE ANOTHER CHAPTER. Good God.

Bakura:…

Shimbo:…

Rio:…

Bakura:…

Shimbo:…

Rio:…

Bakura:…

Shimbo:…

Rio:…

Anyway.: RIO-CHAN NOTES

*= "…smelled like blood." Can humans actually, SMELL blood? I thought that was only animals, demons, etc.!

**= *nervously laughs* I forget what I was gonna put here…

***=Okay… she didn't write that on HER copy… but it sounds more sinister to say "MORTAL" than to leave it out. ^^ Trust me…I know.

*~~~*= Okay… I added his last name. It wasn't on her copy. There WAS something else but… I forget.

*-*= Yes… Gojyo does have the MOST ANOOYING VOICE AWARD in his closet. And yes… IT IS OFFICIAL. But, no… I did not attend. I can't STAND Gojyo. BAKA HENTAI KAPPA. -_- okay I'm done raving.

%SPOILER% The affair…no. Not with Uma………………………but HAKKAI. And now, 4 people--Hakkai, Gojyo, Rose, and Ritsuko-- know about this little *ahem* *in an odd Sanzo voice* love affair. And, despite my cruelness to Hakkai--pairing him with Gojyo--I do like him he's my 2nd favorite char on that show. First it's Goku…then Hakkai…Then it must be CHIBI TENPOU… Then Lirin…then Dokukaguji…then Kougaiji. I hate Houmei (EPS 2 *BLEH*) and Ni. He's annoying… O_o o_O

NEXT CHAPTER: Rose is Rose.((yes I did get this off of a comic strip. Urusai. *Hits you with Bakura's millennium necklace. Bakura: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rio: Eh, It was evil anyway.))