Imitation is Not Flattery

"Isn't this over yet?" Logan groaned.

"Can we go home now?" Low Light asked.

"No!" Hank snapped.

"God I envy the Blind Master," Low Light grumbled. "He doesn't have to sit here and watch this crap!"

"Oh that's nice!" Hank snapped. "Way to encourage the children!"

"Well you gotta admit it's pretty accurate!" Logan snapped.

"Who asked what you think?" Warren turned on him.

"I don't need your help!" Hank turned on Warren.

"I wasn't helping you! I was trying to get them to shut up so we can get this disaster over with!" Warren shouted.

"ENOUGH!" Xavier shouted and rubbed his head. "Can we please look at the next video?"

"All right," Hank put the tape in. "I forget who's in this one…Ah here we go."

It was a scene in the library. Remy and Thornn were in it. Both were dressed up like professors. Thornn was casually sipping tea. "I'm glad that we finally have a new instructor at the University Professor Thunder," She said. "It was felicitous timing that we were able to acquire a new advocate of education."

"Why is Thornn talking like Beast?" Jamie asked.

"Yes it is, Professor Animalia," Remy grinned on screen. "Oh look here's Professor Wings now."

Rogue strutted in with a fake pair of wings on her back. "Why it's such a lovely day." She struck a suggestive pose.

"You do look like an angel Professor Wings," Remy kissed Rogue's gloved hand.

"Why thank you Professor Thunder," Rogue giggled.

"Uh excuse me but I believe I am in the room here," Thornn looked visibly agitated.

"Do you like what you see?" Rogue asked batting her eyes.

"Why yes I believe I do," Remy grinned.

Everyone watching the film was stunned. "What the heck is this?" Scott shouted.

"I dunno but it's really interesting if you ask me," Todd grinned.

"Nobody asked you!" Scott snapped.

"Wait a minute…Wings…Thunder?" Hank looked at the students. "Animalia?"

"Merely a coincidence," Remy grinned.

Back on the screen both Rogue and Thornn…I mean Professor Wings and Professor Animalia were facing each other. "You get your claws out of my man!" Thornn snapped.

"Who said he was yours?" Rogue huffed. "You haven't even tried to lay a hand on him!"

"Well I'm gonna lay a hand on you!" Thornn growled.

"Ooh! A catfight!" Pietro snickered.

Then Jubilee stormed into the room. She was wearing a leather jacket and had her hair up. She also had plastic knives taped to her gloves. "Is there a fight going on?" She said in a gruff voice. "Because if there is any fighting I am the best there is at it!"

"Professor Claws!" The characters on screen gasped.

"CLAWS?" Logan shouted. "THIS IS ONE HELL OF A COINCIDENCE!"

"Both of us are in love with Professor Thunder," Thornn said. "Although I never really had the courage to speak to him before!"

"Well all right then!" Jubilee said. "Both of you start your fighting then. Even though I've already got a babe I might as well fight too because I am the best there is at…"

"We know, we know!" The other characters said at the same time.

"Are you little pipsqueaks trying to get more Danger Room time or something?" Logan shouted. "Because I'll happily oblige!"

"Now wait a minute," Roadblock said. "This does help explain things."

"Yeah well they're gonna be explaining a lot from the infirmary when I'm through with 'em!" Logan ripped the tape out of the VCR.

"Well you have to admit that those two have been acting like idiots since Angel moved in here," Remy said.

"Somebody had to point it out!" Rogue said. "And since none of you would listen to our advice…"

"Well here's my advice and stay out of our affairs!" Hank snapped at them.

"Yeah. By the way who ended up getting Professor Thunder?" Warren asked. "It was Wings right?"

"WHAT?" Hank shouted. "IT WAS NOT WINGS!"

"Yeah right," Warren chuckled.

"You are so close to becoming a pillow, you know that?" Hank shouted.

"That doesn't even make sense," Warren snorted.

"Would you like me to provide a demonstration?" Hank shouted. Both men started to shove each other.

"WILL YOU TWO SETTLE DOWN!" Logan stepped between them and separated them.

"See what I mean?" Rogue said.

"Wow life does imitate art," Jubilee said.

"With bad art like this no wonder the world is in trouble," Low Light remarked.

"I thought I gave a pretty accurate performance," Thornn said.

"You're gonna end up doing a command performance in detention!" Logan snapped.

"We have detention here?" Kitty asked.

"We do now!" Logan shouted.

"Yeah make 'em watch all these movies again," Roadblock groaned. "If that ain't punishment I don't know what is!"