Chapter 2: Distraction
[Yells] Yugi: Hey people, do you want to play a game of duel monsters?
[Looks down at Yugi] Honda: I don't duel, Yugi!
[Looks up at Honda, Glares at Honda and says to Honda.] Yugi: I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to Jyoonouchi!
[Yugi stares at Jyoonouchi for a few minutes] Jyoonouchi: [Sleeps] Zzz.Zzz.
[Yugi then gets frustrated and start to say.] Yugi: Jyoonouchi.Jyoonouchi.[Then Shouts] JYOONOUCHI!!!
Jyoonouchi: Ah, What?!
Yugi: Do you wanna' duel me?
Jyoonouchi: I'm Hungary, Yo, Yugi, where do you wanna eat?
[Twitch] Yugi: Err!!!
[Anzu gasps, and tries to explain.]
Anzu: What Yugi is trying to say is he wants to duel you, No Duh!
[Jyoonouchi Still wasn't paying attention and inoculation.]
Jyoonouchi: C'mon lets go!
[Yugi thinks: Oh, man, I thought he would never come through]
Yugi: Okay, shuffle your deck, then.
[Confusion]
Jyoonouchi: Waa!? I was talking about eaten' and you're talkin' about duel!!
[Smack head]
Yugi: Okay, lets go to Zombie Burger!!
[Jyoonouchi drops jaw]
Jyoonouchi: Ah, I just lost my hunger!
Yugi: Then lets duel!!
[Thinks]
Jyoonouchi: Ah, lets eat I'm hungry again!!
Yugi: Les go eat!!
Jyoonouchi: NANAI!!!
[Anger!]
Yugi: KONNICHI-WA, JYOONOUCHI!!! DOWN TO EARTH, JYOONOUCHI!!! I'M DOING IT AGAIN, JYOONOUCHI!!! DOWN TO DUELEST KINGOM, JYOONOUCHI!!! ERRR, DOWN TO. lets just get off the subject!!!
Jyoonouchi: Hi? Eh, Huh?
[Anger + Frustration + Confusion + BAD Hair day= Uncontrollable Seizures and Willingness to Kill Things Within The Surrounding Area!] (Also known as 'The USaWtKTWTSA')
Yugi: Die, Die, DIE!!! I'm going to KILL you Jyoonouchi!!!
[Runs]
Jyoonouchi: Ahhh!!!
[Hears screaming and threats in the back ground]
Anzu: Shit, I really don't give a Damn what Yugi does to him!!!
[Honda Agrees]
Honda: Me too!!
[Cringe]
Anzu: Ewww, that didn't look too good!!!
Honda: No, Duh! Who would think that as little Yugi is could jam a tree bench that far up Jyoonouchi's ass!!! Way to go Yugi!!
[Yugi looks at Honda and Anzu breathing heavely and back at Honda, then throws the branch that was just pulled out of Jyoonouchi's ass at Honda!!!]
[Screams like a women]
Honda: We got to do something!
Anzu: Hell No, this is looking pretty good!
Honda: Lets go before he ACTUALLY KILLS JYOONOUCHI!!!
Anzu: All right, all right!!
[Runs over to separate Yugi from Jyoonouchi!!!]
Anzu: All right, that enough! Easy, Yugi! Calm yourself, I'm gonna hill him!!
[Squeeks]
Jyoonouchi: Eeek!!
Honda: No!!
Jyoonouchi: Thanks Honda, I new I could trust you!!
Honda: I'll kill him!!!
[Squeeks]
Jyoonouchi: On nooooo!!
Find out what happens to Jyoonouchi on the next Episode.
[Yells] Yugi: Hey people, do you want to play a game of duel monsters?
[Looks down at Yugi] Honda: I don't duel, Yugi!
[Looks up at Honda, Glares at Honda and says to Honda.] Yugi: I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to Jyoonouchi!
[Yugi stares at Jyoonouchi for a few minutes] Jyoonouchi: [Sleeps] Zzz.Zzz.
[Yugi then gets frustrated and start to say.] Yugi: Jyoonouchi.Jyoonouchi.[Then Shouts] JYOONOUCHI!!!
Jyoonouchi: Ah, What?!
Yugi: Do you wanna' duel me?
Jyoonouchi: I'm Hungary, Yo, Yugi, where do you wanna eat?
[Twitch] Yugi: Err!!!
[Anzu gasps, and tries to explain.]
Anzu: What Yugi is trying to say is he wants to duel you, No Duh!
[Jyoonouchi Still wasn't paying attention and inoculation.]
Jyoonouchi: C'mon lets go!
[Yugi thinks: Oh, man, I thought he would never come through]
Yugi: Okay, shuffle your deck, then.
[Confusion]
Jyoonouchi: Waa!? I was talking about eaten' and you're talkin' about duel!!
[Smack head]
Yugi: Okay, lets go to Zombie Burger!!
[Jyoonouchi drops jaw]
Jyoonouchi: Ah, I just lost my hunger!
Yugi: Then lets duel!!
[Thinks]
Jyoonouchi: Ah, lets eat I'm hungry again!!
Yugi: Les go eat!!
Jyoonouchi: NANAI!!!
[Anger!]
Yugi: KONNICHI-WA, JYOONOUCHI!!! DOWN TO EARTH, JYOONOUCHI!!! I'M DOING IT AGAIN, JYOONOUCHI!!! DOWN TO DUELEST KINGOM, JYOONOUCHI!!! ERRR, DOWN TO. lets just get off the subject!!!
Jyoonouchi: Hi? Eh, Huh?
[Anger + Frustration + Confusion + BAD Hair day= Uncontrollable Seizures and Willingness to Kill Things Within The Surrounding Area!] (Also known as 'The USaWtKTWTSA')
Yugi: Die, Die, DIE!!! I'm going to KILL you Jyoonouchi!!!
[Runs]
Jyoonouchi: Ahhh!!!
[Hears screaming and threats in the back ground]
Anzu: Shit, I really don't give a Damn what Yugi does to him!!!
[Honda Agrees]
Honda: Me too!!
[Cringe]
Anzu: Ewww, that didn't look too good!!!
Honda: No, Duh! Who would think that as little Yugi is could jam a tree bench that far up Jyoonouchi's ass!!! Way to go Yugi!!
[Yugi looks at Honda and Anzu breathing heavely and back at Honda, then throws the branch that was just pulled out of Jyoonouchi's ass at Honda!!!]
[Screams like a women]
Honda: We got to do something!
Anzu: Hell No, this is looking pretty good!
Honda: Lets go before he ACTUALLY KILLS JYOONOUCHI!!!
Anzu: All right, all right!!
[Runs over to separate Yugi from Jyoonouchi!!!]
Anzu: All right, that enough! Easy, Yugi! Calm yourself, I'm gonna hill him!!
[Squeeks]
Jyoonouchi: Eeek!!
Honda: No!!
Jyoonouchi: Thanks Honda, I new I could trust you!!
Honda: I'll kill him!!!
[Squeeks]
Jyoonouchi: On nooooo!!
Find out what happens to Jyoonouchi on the next Episode.