Embarrassing Jean is Always Fun

"Next is Pietro," Hank looked at his file. "You did this one yourself?"

"Nobody else could stand working with him," Fred snickered.

"Hey no one has my standards," Pietro huffed.

"Thank god…" Wanda remarked.

On screen was Pietro. However he was wearing a red wig and a dress. "What the heck is this?" Roadblock blanched.

"Oh no…" Jean winced.

"Oh yes," Lance snickered.

"Look at me, I'm Miss Jean! Bossy perfect super teen! I heard what you said in your diseased head. I'm psychic Super Jean! Watch it! Hey! I don't play! I was not brought up that way! There's work to be done. Homework's such fun! I'm the most perfect teen! I don't drink or swear. I have perfect hair. I'm perfect in every way. Can't you be as wonderful as me? If you try you can be someday!" Pietro pranced around doing his Jean imitation.

"THIS IS SO NOT FUNNY PIETRO!" Jean shouted.

"I dunno it's kind of accurate if you ask me," Fred snickered.

"NOBODY ASKED YOU!" Jean shouted.

The Pietro on camera kept singing and acting. "As for you, Scott my love so true. I know what you wanna do! You'll have to wait! With all the boys I've got a date! I'm just Miss Popular Jean! No, no, no! Magneto! I would never stoop so low! Please keep your cool, now you're starting to drool! It just clashes with my outfit! I mean really! You people are so immature! You must learn to control yourselves as well as I do! I know it may be impossible for all of you to reach perfection as I have but do try!"

"THAT'S IT!" Jean jumped up and tackled Pietro. "YOU ARE GOING DOWN!"

"Jean control yourself!" Xavier shouted.

"Are you nuts? Let 'em go at it!" Todd whooped as Jean was dragged off Pietro kicking and screaming.

"Jean calm down!" Scott said. "You're making a spectacle of yourself!"

"Well what am I supposed to do Scott?" Jean snapped. "Every time I turn around that jerk is making some kind of crack at me!"

"Well we all make cracks about you but you've never gone this ballistic before!" Lance said.

"Would you like to go through a wall Lance?" Jean threatened.

"That's enough!" Xavier said. "Both of you! Jean you are an instructor now. You have to set an example for the others here!"

"And Pietro that wasn't very nice," Low Light said. "Although it was remarkably accurate."

"SEE WHAT I MEAN?" Jean pointed at him.

"Settle down!" Hank said. "Let's just put in the next tape shall we?" He stuck it in. "Scott I didn't know you and Jean did one."

"We didn't," Scott told him.

"Then why are you two wearing those costumes?" Jamie asked.

"Oh my stars and garters!" Hank gasped and then covered Jamie's eyes. "WHAT KIND OF FILTH IS THIS?"

"Actually this looks kind of tasteful so far," Pietro snickered.

"SHUT IT OFF! SHUT IT OFF!" Jean shouted.

"WHO PUT THAT TAPE IN?" Scott shouted.

"Wow! Jean isn't as stuck up as we thought," Fred grinned as Scott frantically shut off the tape. "She couldn't be to wear that outfit!"

"Aw come on!" Arcade shouted as the tape was shut off. "We didn't even get to see anyone naked!"

"Well nearly naked…" Todd snickered.

"Was that the Danger Room again?" Tabitha asked.

"No it's my office!" Xavier fumed. He did a double take and glared at Scott and Jean. "What did she mean by 'again'?"

"Looks like Scott and Jean are not the perfect students they pretend to be, no?" Remy laughed.

"All right!" Jean snapped. "WHO DID THIS? WHICH ONE OF YOU PERVERTS WERE SPYING ON US?"

"You were fooling around with leather and whipped cream and you call us perverts?" Tabitha snickered.

"SOMEBODY BETTER CONFESS RIGHT NOW! AND DON'T FORGET I'M A TELEPATH! I'LL KNOW!" Jean shouted. She glared at Tabitha. "You little…"

"Hey it's not what you think Red," Tabitha held up her hands giggling. "I put that tape in there as a favor to the Prof in order to see who was stealing his liquor stash."

"I merely inquired you to ask around if you knew anything about my missing brandy," Xavier looked at her. "I did not ask you to remake a scene from 'Sex, Lies, and Videotape.'"

"Why didn't you just read everybody's thoughts?" Shipwreck asked.

"Well for one I thought you did it," Xavier told him. "And since you're naturally shielded it would be pretty pointless to try to read your mind. And ironically the second reason is that I didn't want to invade anyone's privacy."

"Oh that makes me feel so much better!" Jean groaned. "I can't believe you did that Tabitha!"

"Neither can I," Tabitha said. "I was sure I didn't mix up the tapes. It was supposed to be a video of Stormy pouring Xavier's brandy down the drain. Can I still count this as my video project?"

"STORM!" Xavier turned on her.

"Well you've been kind of hitting the sauce lately," Ororo admitted.

"I wonder why," Shipwreck snickered.

"I am so humiliated!" Jean groaned. "Thanks a lot Scott!"

"Me? It was your idea!" Scott snapped.

"Figures," Lance laughed.

"Well this does reveal hidden aspects of life around here," Hank gulped.

"It's revealing a little too much if you ask me!" Logan snapped.