So here's the next chapter......... hope y'all like it even though I don't
own it.
"WAKE-UP EVERYBODY!" Molly Weasley's voice reverberated through the Burrow. "It's September first. Back to School!"
Ron Weasley pried his eyes open to have his vision impaired by brown hair. ~oh shit~ he thought.
"Hermione! Hermione! Wake-up!" That didn't do it. His girlfriend just burrowed deeper into his chest. "Hermione seriously, you have to get up."
"Good morning to you too Ron."
"No, mom's coming upstairs."
"WHAT?!?!? Oh my god!"
"Sorry, to sound rude but.........GET OUT!" To counter his rudeness he pecked her on the cheek and slapped her ass as she ran out the door and into the bathroom. Not two seconds later Molly's faced appeared at the top of the stairs.
"Good morning Ron. Where is everyo-?"
"HARRY!?"
"HERMIONE!?"
The door to the bathroom opened and Hermione stepped out looking very sheepish. "I kindof walked in on Harry."
"Oh, dear," said Molly, "well why don't you come downstairs and eat first?"
"Okay, I think I will."
As they made their way downstairs Harry Potter, The Boy-Who-Lived, opened the bathroom door. He had messy black hair and green eyes hidden behind glasses. The part that made him famous however was the lightening shaped scar on his forehead.
"Look Ron, I'm really sorry mate."
"Ah no problem Harry. My turn?"
"Yeah go ahead."
The boys switched spots and Ron entered the bathroom. He looked around and his eyes fell on the raspberry scented body wash that his sister had forgotten when she went to America. He thought about how excited she was when she got the scholarship and how he had helped her pack while he knew that he was going to be missing her like crazy. The letter had said that there was another exchange student going and Ron couldn't help but wonder who else it was. Harry had applied and Ron thought that he was the logical choice but when he had owled that day to talk about summer plans Ron's hopes that Ginny and Harry would fall in love over the year (while in America) were crushed. Ron had been waiting for today to see who the other exchange student was.
Ron went down to breakfast and told Hermione that she could have the next shower. He sat down next to Harry and chowed down on whatever was in front of him. They all went up to brush their teeth and drag their trunks down to the car. When they got to the station Ron, Harry, and Hermione said good-bye to Mr. and Mrs. Weasley and got onboard the train. They played Exploding Snap, and Wizards Chess, and talked about the Quidditch season.
As they were climbing aboard the carriages to get taken to Hogwarts Hermione asked if they too had noticed something strange.
"What?" Ron asked.
"Malfoy hasn't bothered us the whole trip!" she answered.
"Well, don't kvetch* about it. Rejoice," Harry said.
"Okay, but it can't mean anything good," Hermione replied.
As they walked into the Great Hall and sat down they noticed that Malfoy wasn't anywhere at the Slytherin Table.
"Harry, Hermione's right," Ron whispered, "Malfoy's not here at all."
"Maybe he got expelled," Harry said. "No, mustn't get my hopes up."
And with that Dumbledore rose and began to speak.
"Greeting's, first years. Please step forward to the Sorting Hat." After all the first years were sorted he stood to speak again.
"As some of you may know two of our students are now in California on a foreign exchange student program with Taney Academy. Next year they will be sending 5 students to stay in the castle with us. Halfway through the year we will be selecting 3 more students to go to California and spend the rest of the term at Taney. We have already chosen the students who will be going. And before we begin to eat, I will announce the names of the students who are in California right now. Virginia Weasley of Gryffindor and Draco Malfoy of Slytherin. Begin!"
And with that he sat down and food appeared on the table. Ron dug in and was oblivious to Harry and Hermione staring at each other and then at him until about 2 minutes later.
"What?" he said.
"Did you hear him?" Hermione asked.
"Well, I wasn't really listening. What did he say?"
"Ginny's in America with Malfoy."
"Oh oka- WHAT!?!"
Professor Dumbledore turned to Professor McGonagall and said, "I guess Ron just processed what I said."
"I assume so sir. Are you sure that you want to send Harry, Hermione, and Ron to Taney at Christmas?"
"Oh yes. Quite sure."
"Why do I get the feeling that you're doing this for your own enjoyment?"
"Because Minerva, I am."
Okay so I'm all done. I thought I'd throw in a little bit of the Dream Team for y'all. Now you know that they're going to Taney but they don't. That's called Dramatic Irony. And now you know that this story isn't really all that it appears to be. I just threw a curveball! So review for me guys! Thanks!
"WAKE-UP EVERYBODY!" Molly Weasley's voice reverberated through the Burrow. "It's September first. Back to School!"
Ron Weasley pried his eyes open to have his vision impaired by brown hair. ~oh shit~ he thought.
"Hermione! Hermione! Wake-up!" That didn't do it. His girlfriend just burrowed deeper into his chest. "Hermione seriously, you have to get up."
"Good morning to you too Ron."
"No, mom's coming upstairs."
"WHAT?!?!? Oh my god!"
"Sorry, to sound rude but.........GET OUT!" To counter his rudeness he pecked her on the cheek and slapped her ass as she ran out the door and into the bathroom. Not two seconds later Molly's faced appeared at the top of the stairs.
"Good morning Ron. Where is everyo-?"
"HARRY!?"
"HERMIONE!?"
The door to the bathroom opened and Hermione stepped out looking very sheepish. "I kindof walked in on Harry."
"Oh, dear," said Molly, "well why don't you come downstairs and eat first?"
"Okay, I think I will."
As they made their way downstairs Harry Potter, The Boy-Who-Lived, opened the bathroom door. He had messy black hair and green eyes hidden behind glasses. The part that made him famous however was the lightening shaped scar on his forehead.
"Look Ron, I'm really sorry mate."
"Ah no problem Harry. My turn?"
"Yeah go ahead."
The boys switched spots and Ron entered the bathroom. He looked around and his eyes fell on the raspberry scented body wash that his sister had forgotten when she went to America. He thought about how excited she was when she got the scholarship and how he had helped her pack while he knew that he was going to be missing her like crazy. The letter had said that there was another exchange student going and Ron couldn't help but wonder who else it was. Harry had applied and Ron thought that he was the logical choice but when he had owled that day to talk about summer plans Ron's hopes that Ginny and Harry would fall in love over the year (while in America) were crushed. Ron had been waiting for today to see who the other exchange student was.
Ron went down to breakfast and told Hermione that she could have the next shower. He sat down next to Harry and chowed down on whatever was in front of him. They all went up to brush their teeth and drag their trunks down to the car. When they got to the station Ron, Harry, and Hermione said good-bye to Mr. and Mrs. Weasley and got onboard the train. They played Exploding Snap, and Wizards Chess, and talked about the Quidditch season.
As they were climbing aboard the carriages to get taken to Hogwarts Hermione asked if they too had noticed something strange.
"What?" Ron asked.
"Malfoy hasn't bothered us the whole trip!" she answered.
"Well, don't kvetch* about it. Rejoice," Harry said.
"Okay, but it can't mean anything good," Hermione replied.
As they walked into the Great Hall and sat down they noticed that Malfoy wasn't anywhere at the Slytherin Table.
"Harry, Hermione's right," Ron whispered, "Malfoy's not here at all."
"Maybe he got expelled," Harry said. "No, mustn't get my hopes up."
And with that Dumbledore rose and began to speak.
"Greeting's, first years. Please step forward to the Sorting Hat." After all the first years were sorted he stood to speak again.
"As some of you may know two of our students are now in California on a foreign exchange student program with Taney Academy. Next year they will be sending 5 students to stay in the castle with us. Halfway through the year we will be selecting 3 more students to go to California and spend the rest of the term at Taney. We have already chosen the students who will be going. And before we begin to eat, I will announce the names of the students who are in California right now. Virginia Weasley of Gryffindor and Draco Malfoy of Slytherin. Begin!"
And with that he sat down and food appeared on the table. Ron dug in and was oblivious to Harry and Hermione staring at each other and then at him until about 2 minutes later.
"What?" he said.
"Did you hear him?" Hermione asked.
"Well, I wasn't really listening. What did he say?"
"Ginny's in America with Malfoy."
"Oh oka- WHAT!?!"
Professor Dumbledore turned to Professor McGonagall and said, "I guess Ron just processed what I said."
"I assume so sir. Are you sure that you want to send Harry, Hermione, and Ron to Taney at Christmas?"
"Oh yes. Quite sure."
"Why do I get the feeling that you're doing this for your own enjoyment?"
"Because Minerva, I am."
Okay so I'm all done. I thought I'd throw in a little bit of the Dream Team for y'all. Now you know that they're going to Taney but they don't. That's called Dramatic Irony. And now you know that this story isn't really all that it appears to be. I just threw a curveball! So review for me guys! Thanks!