Ohayou! Konnichiwa! Konbanwa! Or what ever time it is…there…at your home…or where ever your computer is located at the time. Okay. This is a freaky chapter about a visit from two fortune tellers. And no, neither of them Chin Yisou. (Or whatever his name is…) It might be a little…note-ish.

EXAMPLE: Man #1: Hi.

Man #2: Hey. How are ya?

Man#3: Good.

Okay! ^^ Here we go! XD

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Goku sat next to Rio behind the desk, as she showed him all about inn-caring. Uma, when Rio and Goku had there backs turned had jumped up on the desk, and when Goku turned around again she said: "Ohayou*, anal-dwelling butt monkey!"

Goku screamed and fell backwards and Rio's eyes followed him. She then looked back at Uma. "Anal-dwelling butt monkey?"

"Yeah."

"Okay…"

"It means--"

"I know what it means!" As Rio said this, Goku's hand shot up from the floor. Rio grabbed it and pulled him up. Two people dressed strangely walked into the inn. They were a man and a woman. The woman was young and pretty, and the man was also young, but handsome. They both walked up to the desk, and the man put his hand on the desk gently.

"Ohayou." He said. His voice was clear, mystical, and a little mysterious. "May we have a room?"

Rio looked up. "Yeah, sure. Can I have you names?" Goku and Uma looked at each other, then walked away in different directions.

"Hoshi. And I am Hoshiko." When the woman spoke, it was…in an odd way…beautifully clear and mystical, like the man's-but softer.

"Okay." Rio wrote down the name, and Ritsuko stormed down the stairs with some man. When they got closer, Rio saw that Ritsuko was grabbing the man by the neck.

"This man…spied… he spied on me! While I was in the shower!!" Ritsuko shouted angrily. "He just admitted it to me when I threatened to rip out his throat.

Rio looked at the man and held out an extended hand.

"What do you want?" The man said with an attitude.

"My money." Rio said as if she didn't believe he just asked.

"Nani? "

"I want what's rightfully mine. Your wallet. Give it to me, or I'll take it." Rio's changed from happy-go-lucky-and-optimistic to evil and menacing for a girl her size.

"Shinjirarenai."

"Believe it." Rio snapped. The man reached into his pocket and pulled out his wallet. He threw it to Rio and Rio, in turn, took out all his money, stuffed in her own pocket, and threw it back. She nodded to Ritsuko, and Ritsuko took the man and threw him out. Rio followed them and stuck her head out the window.

"You'll surely be in my prayers tonight!!" She yelled over at him while waving sweetly. The man gave her the finger, which pissed Rio off to no end. "Like I said, you'll be in my prayers. AND I'LL BE PRAYING YOU GET NUT CANCER!!!!" She slammed the door shut and returned to her desk. Ritsuko walked over to the kitchen to--yet again--annoy Sanzo.

"Now…" ^^ Rio said to Hoshiko and Hoshi. "We have a free room, ne?" The two people looked at each other and sweat dropped.

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Everyone's favorite hentai no kappa, Gojyo, sat on the porch watching all the 'hot chicks' that were staying at the inn. Hoshiko (the fortune teller woman) walked up to him.

"You must be Gojyo. Sha Gojyo."

Gojyo sat up. "Hai*…"

Hoshiko smiled. "Would you like me to tell your fortune?"

Gojyo grinned evilly. He hoped she would say something about his love life, so he answered "Hai," again.

The fortune teller lady sat across from Gojyo and seemed to go into a trance. "Sha Gojyo…" She said. "I foresee…that the next woman you hit on…"

"Hai?!"

"…Will be…many a year older than you…and in fact not… be a woman at all…" She opened her eyes and looked at him. "Well, I hope that's okay for now!" She stood up and walked away."

Gojyo looked at the woman puzzled. "That was stupid!" He said aloud, just as a beautiful woman walked by. And guess what our kappa did? He ran off after her, guh. What else?

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Rio, Goku, Hakkai, and Rose sat in a circle. Rose and Hakkai were playing Mahjong, and Rio and Goku were watching--neither of them knowing how to play. As Hakkai looked at his pieces Hoshi (the male fortuneteller) came up.

"My, my… what two lovely women here. And men…" Rose sweat dropped as Hakkai looked up and behind him at the man. Goku looked at the man wide-eyed and Rio hugged Goku.

"Would you like to be in my prayers, too, Fruity Mr. Fortune-Man?**" Rio snapped at him.

"No, that's quite all right. You should learn to take a compliment Missy."

"That's Missy-sensei to you, buster."

"But, you aren't teaching me anything…"

"Yes I am. I'm teaching you to stay away from my saru."

"Wait…" Goku cut in. "How am I yours?"

"Because I said so. That's why. Don't argue with me." Rio said seriously.

Goku: "Okay!" ^^

Hoshi, Rose and Hakkai: "…?"

Hoshi: "Can I finish what I was saying?"

Rose and Hakkai: "Can we finish our game?"

Rio and Goku: "When's lunch ready?"

Rose and Hakkai: "Our game…"

"Fine…" Rio pouted. "Hoshi, talk. Now."

"Okay," Hoshi started. "Who wants me to tell their fortune."

Goku shook his head. "Not me. And not Hakkai."

Hakkai in the background: "I can answer for myself…"

Goku ignored him. "The last time Hakkai met a fortune teller," He put his two front fingers on the side of his head and swirled them around making the 'crazy' sign. "He went nuts." He put his hands back down. "It was really weird. I even broke my leg!"

Rio piped up. "You can tell mine!!"

"Okay…" said Hoshi, unsure. "Wellllll…" He seemed to go into a trance. "You…will soon…kill someone…" ((Short but scary, still))

Rio blinked. "Nani? Kill?" Q.Q "Oh, no! I'm gonna commit murder!" T.T "WAAAAAAAH!!!" She started to cry and Goku hugged her.


(Goku speaking) "It's okay! He's just kidding! Rio-chan, don't cry!"

Hakkai looked at Hoshi. "You started the faucet, now stop it!"

"Nani?! What are you talking about?" That was Hoshi.

Hakkai sighed. "You made her cry, now stop her!"

"Oh, right! Rio-chan! Don't cry!! Look, Breath in…breath out. Breath in…breath out. In with the good…out with the bad. In with the good…out with the bad. Smell the scent of Lavender!" Hoshi said, with a sweet, calm voice.

Rose tried to stifle a laughter. "Smell the scent of Lavender? I know I'm not one to say this usually, but…You really are gay aren't you?"

"Just a little." Hoshi answered. "Right, bishie?" He winked at Hakkai, who in turn mad a face like this:

O_O "EEEEP!!"

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Rose walked down the stairs and into the kitchen at about…eh…midnight-ish. As she walked in, she saw:

Gojyo: sitting in the corner in a fetal position.

Hakkai: In the other corner in a fetal position.

Uma: sitting in the sink eating her pancakes.

Rio: At the table crying her eyes out.

Goku: Trying to comfort Rio; also had a meat bun in his mouth.

Sanzo: At the table reading a newspaper.

Ritsuko: Hovering over Sanzo; also trying to annoy him…yet…again…

Rose sweat dropped. "Nobody can get to sleep?!"

Sanzo: "How could you tell?"

"Because everyone's awake. Why?"

Hakkai: "This is the only time I'll be here like this… but…" He stood up and ran over to Rose and grabbed her hands. "THAT FRUITY-ASS FORTUNE MAN--MAN--HIT ON ME!!! 4 TIMES TODAY, ROSE!!!"

Rose: "Please don't scream. Some straight people are trying to get their sleep…"

"THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!"

"Sumimasen*." ^^

Gojyo: "That fortune woman told me my fortune, she said the next woman I hit on would be older, and actually be a man! And you know what!?"

"No. What?"

"She was right!! It turned out, that the woman I hit on…was 64 and she had an over dose on Botox!"

"You know, that reminds me of a saying. When your on a roll, in a game or something, you say: 'Who put the Botox in my buttocks?' Sorry, that just reminded me."

"Yeah, okay. Anyway, this 64 year old hag tell me she's not only OLD she's also not a SHE! They just had really long hair and wore make-up! I WAS HITTING ON A MAN!!"

Rose blinked. "And that surprises me because…?"

"Yeah!" Ritsuko piped up. "You hit on Hakkai all the time!" At this, Uma dropped her pancake and gasped.

"Your gay?!" Uma goes into shock for a while, trying to regroup her thoughts.

Rose: "And what's wrong with Rio? Hakkai, please let go." Hakkai was stealing holding her hands apparently traumatized.

"Sorry." He said, and let go.

Rio lifted her head up and tears where streaming down her face. "I had to kill a squirrel…" Q.Q

"What?" Rose asked.

"A squirrel. I had to kill it. It got run over by a big stupid truck and it half dead, so I had to kill--kill--WAAAAAHHHH!!!!" She hugged Goku again.

"She had to put it out of it's misery." Goku said hugging her back.

"I wish someone would do that for me…you are all ANNOYING!!" Sanzo yelled from behind his newspaper."

Ritsuko had an evil grin. "You know what? I think we should play a trick on them… those fortune people…oh, yeah."

Rose smiled. ^^ "I have an Idea!"

To Be Continued…*dun dun dun*

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Rio-chan Notes

*=All these stars, are Japanese words, and some of my readers may not know what it means. *^^* Here's a chart-type thing.

Japanese=English

Ohayou= Good morning

Shinjirarenai=Unbelievable

Sumimasen= another way of saying 'I'm sorry.' rather than Gomennasai. This is less formal than Gomennasai, too. Gomennasai has a childish ring to it, so it's more like something Goku, Rio, Uma or Ritsuko would say. Sumimasen is for older people or people your not familiar with. Rose says this because she's only known Hakkai and Co. for a week. Also, Sumimasen can be used for gratitude or thanking someone, and you can't do that with Gomennasai. Well, you could, but no one would know what the hell your talking about. They would think you were saying "Sorry," instead of "Thanks!"

**=Fruity Mr. Fortune-Man…aha. That was an inside joke between me and my friends.

NEXT CHAPTER: Revenge on the Mystical Ones.