Ninja Smackdown of Doom

"Okay who's next?" Hank sighed. "Todd and Xi in a little film called…Ninja Smackdown of Doom?" He rolled his eyes. "Oh this is gonna be educational!"

"Hey Fred, and I are in this too ya know?" Arcade snapped. "Although we gotta admit the credit for this goes to those two."

The credits started to roll. They read: NINJA SMACKDOWN OF DOOM, STARRING TODD TOLENSKY AND XI. ALSO STARRING WITH TODD TOLENSKI AND XI ARE FRED DUKES AND WEBBER TORQUE. WRITTEN BY TODD TOLENSKI. DIRECTED BY TODD TOLENSKI. CHOREOGRAPHY BY TODD TOLENSKI. MUSIC STOLEN BY TODD TOLENSKI.

"Oh brother!" Pietro groaned. "And you people tell me I have an ego?"

The scene was at the Joe Dojo, made to look like a Japanese palace. Both Todd and Xi were wearing samurai outfits with swords. Sitting in the middle dressed in a Japanese Emperor's outfit was Fred. "Wow a costume piece," Kitty blinked.

"I helped them with that," Pietro said proudly.

Fred sat there majestically. "Loyal soldiers of the empire," He spoke clearly. "You have fought bravely for your emperor and your country. I, your mighty emperor declare you both to be my most trusted generals! So is it written! So it shall be done!"

"Oh brother what a ham!" Scott groaned aloud as Fred kept droning on the video.

"You're just jealous because you don't have my versatility as an actor," Fred scoffed.

Then there were a few shadowy scenes of someone sneaking around. Fred sipping tea with Arcade made up like a geisha. "I can't believe you talked me into that!" Arcade groaned. "I look so fat in that dress! The coloring is all wrong and it didn't bring out my best features! I told you I should have worn the blue one!"

Then there were more shadowy scenes. "Okay what the heck is a pineapple doing in Ancient Japan?" Rogue asked.

"It's called symbolism," Todd told her.

"It's called lousy writing," Kurt scoffed.

"Hey at least ours is original and isn't some kind of rip off!" Todd snapped. "Ooh! Here's a pivotal scene." A figure in black 'assassinated' Emperor Fred.

"Yay!" Rogue clapped dryly. "Kill off Blob! Great start to a movie!"

"You're just jealous because I look better in makeup than you do!" Fred retorted.

The screen cut to the scene where Todd and Xi were standing off with swords. "You have killed our beloved emperor!" Todd shouted brandishing his sword. "Prepare to taste the steel of justice!"

"There's another ham," Scott groaned.

"It is you who has murdered the Emperor!" Xi brandished his sword. "Prepare for the divine judgement!" Both boys then started to fight with the swords.

"The choreography is good, I gotta admit," Logan watched the fighting onscreen.

Twenty minutes later the fight was still going onscreen. Now Todd and Xi were now using throwing stars and nunchucks. "Can you believe neither of us were hurt during this scene?" Todd said proudly.

"You weren't!" Arcade grumbled as he watched himself on screen get thwacked with a nunchuck. "The rest of us is another story."

"Well as entertaining as this fight is," Logan looked at his watch. "When's it gonna be over?"

"How long is this thing?" Jean asked.

"About three and a half hours," Xi remarked.

"THREE AND A HALF HOURS?" Everyone shouted.

"FORGET IT! NO MOVIE IS WORTH THAT!" Rogue shouted.

"Hey! You wouldn't say that to Peter Jackson!" Todd snapped.

"Well you ain't no Peter Jackson!" Rogue went up and popped the film out of the tape recorder.

"Hey Xi where are those extra nunchucks?" Todd shouted.

"It's true! Violent movies do encourage violence!" Kurt thwacked Todd on the head. "See!"

"Oh yeah well here's the sequel!" Todd rubbed his head. "NINJA SMACKDOWN OF VENGENCE!" He tackled Kurt and they started to wrestle on the floor.

"This is not going the way I had hoped," Hank sighed as the others tried to break the two boys up.

"Big shock!" Logan snapped. "So where are the nunchucks Xi? I could use 'em too!"

Coming up: MORE BAD MOVIES!

What a shock huh folks?