Everybody Wants to Get Into the Act

"Somebody shoot me…" Low Light groaned as he watched the video.

"Will you behave yourself!" Cover Girl hissed as she elbowed him in the side.

"Jazz wars?" Rogue watched Kitty, Paige and Amara scatting on the screen. "This was what all of you could think of?"

"Well we did think of something else but our tape disappeared," Amara folded her arms and looked at Kitty.

"I told you I didn't lose it!" Kitty snapped at her. "Why do you all assume I lost it!"

"Uh, because you're you," Paige said.

"Just because I once lost your sweater…" Kitty glared at Paige.

"And my magazine," Paige interrupted.

"My jeans," Amara said.

"My mirror!" Rogue added. "And my book!"

"I still can't figure out what she did with my hairbrush," Jean added.

"Quiet!" Ororo said. "People are trying to watch this!"

"Who?" Todd asked. "What the heck kinda music is this anyway?"

"It's alternative," Ororo said.

"Yeah it's an alternative to good," Pietro remarked.

"Oh let's just put in the next tape," Hank did so.

On the next video was Lance singing. "Oh Kitty, you phase and you drive me crazy! Please don't go away oh Kitty…"

"Oh yes this is original!" Peter snapped.

"Hey I made up a whole song!" Lance snapped.

"No you stole the song 'Mandy' and changed the words around," Todd groaned. "All those in favor of scrapping this?"

"AYE!" Everyone shouted as Hank ejected the video.

"Okay what disaster are we gonna watch next?" Logan sighed.

"This thing called 'Emergency Room' with Althea, Angelica, Wanda, and Lina," Hank told them as he put the next video in.

"A cheesy doctor drama?" Scott groaned.

"No actually I had my appendix taken out last week," Angelica told them. "Since Lina was assisting on the surgery Althea thought it would be an interesting project."

"I have to admit it was fascinating," Lina told them. "It was my first assisted surgery. Well all I did was hand Lifeline and Bree the tools and watch but still…"

"Wanda and I took turns on the video," Althea said. "I'm kind of used to blood and stuff."

"Blood doesn't bother me either," Wanda said. "I think it's all those slasher movies I saw when we were still the Brotherhood. Here's where he makes the incision."

"EEEEWWWWWWWW!" Everyone else in the room got a little queasy.

"Uh as fascinating as that is," Roadblock ran up and popped the tape out. "I think we all get the gist of it. Besides we don't want anyone to lose their dinner."

"Beast what's next?" Scott groaned as he held his head.

"Please say the ending!" Low Light shouted.

"All right next up is…" Hank began when suddenly a huge dimensional portal appeared. "What the…"

Before anyone could react several strange energy bands emerged and wrapped themselves around everyone in the room. "I can't get loose!" Xi shouted.

"I can't teleport out!" Kurt shouted.

"And I can't phase through! What's going on?" Kitty shouted. "Oh no…"

"HELLOOO OUT THERE FILM LOVERS!" Mojo popped out of the dimensional rift. "I'M BA-ACCCK!"

"Mojo what are you doing here?" Xavier shouted. "What is the meaning of this?"

"Well I thought since all of you were doing a film I'd show you guys a film of my own!" Mojo grinned.

"We're not going to star in any more of your twisted television shows," Scott shouted angrily.

"Who said anything about having you star in them?" Mojo told him. "I made a promise and I will keep it. No more forcing you to be in my movies and shows. No sirree bob! Now, making you watch my movies and shows, that's another story!"

"Oh man that's even worse!" Logan shouted as he tried to escape from his restraints. "LET ME OUT! LET ME OUT!"

"Why can't we even have a simple student film festival without some inter dimensional bad guy wanting to ruin it?" Kitty groaned.

"If you have to ask then you haven't been paying attention," Pietro quipped.

Next: What is Mojo planning for our heroes? Tune in next time to find out!