Hiya! How did you like my last chapter and it's speeling (J/K) SPELLING and such and the engaging and the Hakkai in love thing? well………………………………ON WITH THE CHAPPIES!!
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Gojyo: HAKKAI!! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?! TO US?!
Hakkai: ⌐⌐ Well, it wasn't like there was something going on anyway…
Gojyo: Oh, just make me feel worse why don't cha?
Hakkai: ^_^ If I didn't know better I would swear I had as soon as I told you about me and Rose!
Gojyo: Funny…. ⌐⌐ NOT.
Sanzo: NOOOOOO! NOW WE'RE FRIGGIN' STUCK HERE TILL YOU GET MARRIED YOU SHIT!! I'LL KILL YOU!!!
Goku: Will there be food at the wedding?
Rio: Yeah…
Uma: OH MY GOOD GOSHNESS!!! NOW I'LL BE RELATED TO THE RED HAIRED ONE!!!!
Gojyo: AND WE WON'T BE ABLE TO GET IT ON!!!!! *THWACK* Pain…suffering…my poor extremities…
Rio: ó.O Exsqueeze me?
Ritsuko: Are you two even brothers? Wait, and you two were in love?! WHOA!!!
Hakkai: I AM NOT HIS BROTHER!!!!
Rose: Uma's not my sister…
Uma: Oh, well that's cool.
Gojyo: Cool! Now we can-- *THWACK*
Rio: I don't wanna know.
Hoshi and Hoshiko: What about us?
Gojyo, Hakkai, Rose, Uma, Rio, Ritsuko, Sanzo, and Goku *takes deep breath*: NO ONE WANTS TO MARRY YOU TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hoshi: ⌐⌐ just leave us out of everything…
Hoshiko: ⌐⌐ Why don't you.
Rio: youknowyouguyscanhavecakesandicecreamandwecanallhaveagoodtimeandwecaneatandbehappyand-thenwhenyoutwogetababywe'llhaveaparentspartyandthey'llbelotsafoodand--
Hakkai: Rio…speak slowly and take deep breaths…
Rio: you know you guys can have cakes and ice cream and we can all have a good time and we can eat and be happy and then when you two get a baby we'll have a parents party and there'll be lots a food and--
Rose: Whoa, what baby?!
Hakkai: ^_^;
Uma: Wait, I'm confused… --;
Ritsuko: *emerges from her little world at 'baby'* WHOA!! ROSE IS PREGNANT?!?!?!
Sanzo: Wait…is she?
Goku and Rio: Are you? Wait, what's that mean?
Uma: When you have babies.
Gojyo: OMG!!! NOW HE'S GOT A KID?! Dude, slow…down…
Hakkai: I didn't do anything--or anyone…….yet…
Rose: *angry face* You were planning to?
Gojyo: Yeah, Uma.
Hakkai: NO!!!
Hoshi and Hoshiko: What about us?
All others: URUSAI!!!
Hoshiko: Hmph.
Hoshi: hn…
Rio: Okay…we should talk about this…
Rose: Your not the one getting married…
Uma: Do you even have a ring?
Rose: ……………….oh yeah….
Hakkai: ………………..um….
Rio: ………………..I'm Hungry.
Gojyo: …………I need a smoke….this too overwhelming
Sanzo: ………………….Me, too….but I don't really care about this whole…love thing.
Ritsuko: ………………………..What love thing? Oh….the wedding…Who's getting Married?!
Uma: ………………………………...........I think Hakkai and Rose…yeah them.
Goku: ……………………………….............................................I'm hungry.
Hakkai: Now she tells me about the ring…--; I completely forgot.
Rose: …HOW COULD YOU FORGET THE MOST IMPORTANT PART?!
Ritsuko: You know, this isn't even romantic.
Uma: you wouldn't know romantic if it came up and ate all your innards through a straw!
Ritsuko: Who's Romantic.
Rose: Hakkai should be…
Ritsuko: Hakkai's got a middle name?
Rio and Uma: me mo mimey mo ma me mo me. Me mo mimey mo ma me mo me. DOOPY DOOPY DOOP DA DOOP DOOP DA DOOP. Me mo mimey mo ma me mo me. Me mo mimey mo ma me mo me.
Gojyo: What the hell does that have to do with anything?
Sanzo: Has anyone noticed those two left without paying? Oh, no wait….it's on the counter…
Rio: *attacks the money* MY MONEY!!! MY BEAUTIFUL FOOD BUYING MONEY!!!!!
Rose and Hakkai: --; I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE!!!!
All others: Oro?
Rose: okay…we aren't REALLY engaged…
Rio: ………Shit…no food.
Sanzo: ………Shit….no free cigars…
Gojyo: ………Shit…no bachelor party…
Goku: ………Shit…no food… wait that was already said…
Ritsuko: ………Shit…no hot DJ's blood to suck…
Uma: ………YES!! NO FRILLY DRESSES!!…Shit! No dress shoes…Great…now I'm hungry. Goku gimmie your shoe!
Goku: Why me?!
Rose: AHEM!!!
Hakkai: This was our plan to get them away, okay?!
Uma, Gojyo, Sanzo, Rio, Goku, Ritsuko: ………………………………Who?
Hakkai and Rose: *anime fall*
Rose: AGH!!!
Hakkai: You people…--; I can't believe I travel with some of these idiots…
Gojyo, Goku, Sanzo: What's that, Smiles?!
Hakkai: ^_^;; I mean…perfectly handsome single men…
Goku, Gojyo, Sanzo: Thank you.
Hakkai: Who have holes in their heads and their brains are spilling out except for Goku who does not, in fact, have any brains at all!
Goku: WHY THE HELL AM I THE STUPIDEST ONE!?!?!?
Gojyo: because you are.
Rio: Besides you look cuter that way.
Goku: URUSAI!!!! ⌐⌐
Rio: Hey, I gave a complement!
Sanzo: It's getting late, I guess we have to stay just ONE MORE NIGHT.. Only one!!!
Rio: Okay….that's 10 nights…10,000 yen.
Sanzo: WHAT?!
Rio: ó.o What do I look like? A charity machine?
Hakkai: *sigh* I guess we should go to bed now.
Rose: Yes…
Everyone walks up to they're rooms seemingly happy. Except Rose and Hakkai, who slowly walked up to they're rooms, thoughts going through their head which are appropriate only for PG rated mushness…And this is a PG-13 story which should have mildly hentai things and cuss words….so I won't go there…
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Rio: Okay…that is the stupidest chapter ever.
Uma: But, don't worry! The next one will be stupider!
Rio: Shut your face.
Uma: T-T I'm so unloved…
Rio: yes--
Uma: I only said that because I wrote part of it!
Rio: SHUT YOUR FOOD TRAPPER!!!
Uma: Food trapper?
Rio: I'm hungry…. 'gimmie your shoe!'
Uma: NO! THAT' S MY LINE!!!
Rio: What …*LIKE* EVER!!!
Uma: PS--It's High Five Day! High FIVE!! *bops Rio in the face*
Rio: No…it's National Make Fun of Preppies Day!
Uma: Your only saying that 'cuz we had a Prep--I mean--Pep Rally!
Rio: -.- So?
Goku: I'M HUNGRY!!!!!!!!!
Rio: GOKU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUCH LOVIINN!!! *glomps Goku*
Gojyo: I think I'm gonna barf…
Uma: I think I'm about to hug you! MUCH HUGGINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *glomps Gojyo*
Gojyo and Goku: *suffocating*
Rio: Any who….The next chappie will be funny/romantic ness. Kay bye!
(FLAMES ARE ACCEPTED FOR THIS CHAPTER. I ONLY WROTE THIS CHAPTER BECAUSE I HAD TO GET RID OF THOSE STUPID FORTUEN PEOPLE)