I kept thinking, what movie could the X-Babies and the Baby Misfits possibly do. Then it hit me.

Logan: Somebody should hit you!

Wolvie Malone

"He's gonna make us watch movies?" Thornn asked. "That's not so bad."

"You have no idea what his shows are like!" Kurt said. "Trust me on this!"

"Think of yourselves as a test audience," Mojo snickered. "Besides this is partially your fault as well. It was your stupid clones that forced me to make this movie in the first place!"

"Oh man this is gonna be a disaster!" Shipwreck moaned.

"Not the clones…" Logan closed his eyes. "Anything but the clones!"

"Logan what the heck happened?" Jubilee asked. "What is he talking about? What clones?"

"You don't wanna know," Logan moaned.

"And now, the movie event of…This week," Mojo hit the projection. "Trust me, this will hurt you a lot more than it hurt me!"

The scene started on the screen. It was out of an old gangster picture, however all the extras were Baby Kitty's, Baby Avalanches, Baby Colossuses and Mini Shipwrecks. Then Baby Jean was shown running for her life. Some Baby Misfits in gangster outfits chased her. Soon she was clobbered with several cream pies.

"This looks familiar…" Lance blinked. "I've seen this movie before."

"Hey it's already made me happy," Pietro snickered at the sight of a pie covered Baby Jean. "Good start."

"WHAT IS THIS? EVERYBODY BASH JEAN DAY?" Jean shouted.

"Actually that's scheduled for next week," Althea quipped.

"Quiet!" Mojo snapped. "Some of us want to watch this picture!"

"Who?" Kurt asked. "Name names!"

The titles appeared with the main song. "He's a sinner, candy coated. For all his friends he always seems to be alone. But they all love him…Wolvie Malone…"

"WHAT?" Logan shouted. Then he saw his clone wearing a gangster outfit walking down the street with a swagger. "No…this is not happening."

The song kept playing. "He's got claws but he can charm you, with a smile and a style all his own. Everybody loves that man, Wolvie Malone."

"Oh god no…" Lance winced. "I HATE THIS MOVIE!"

"Really? I like it," Fred told him.

"You would!" Remy groaned. "I hated the pie theme! How can you hurt someone with a pie?"

"You can if you put a brick in it," Todd told him.

Then there was the scene at Fat Fred's Speakeasy. "Well it's a big shock who got the part of Fat Sam," Rogue groaned.

"And look who is rival is!" Arcade said.

Baby Beast danced around on screen with his gang. "There's pie in the sky and it belongs to me. I'm the legal owner of the recipe! The upper crust looks up to me, didn't you know gang?"

"Oh great!" Hank moaned. "I'm Dandy Dan!"

"You think that's bad," Ororo groaned. "Look at me!"

"Ha! You got the Blousey Brown part!" Rogue snickered as she watched Baby Logan and Baby Storm flirt onscreen.

"I swear if I ever meet Paul Williams…" Logan growled. "So help me god I won't be responsible for what happens!"

"I look quite well," Fred remarked when he saw his character.

"And of course I would have to be in this movie," Xavier moaned. Baby Xavier was the police detective encased in plaster of Paris. "The torture just never ends!"

"And look who plays Tallulah," Remy snickered as Baby Boom Boom flirt with Baby Logan. "What a role!"

"Hey it worked for Jodie Foster," Tabitha shrugged.

"Make it stop…" Logan moaned. "For the love of god make it stop! MAKE IT STOP!"

"He's gonna blow!" Lance shouted.

"AAAAAHHHHHGGGGH!" Logan burst out of his bonds when he saw himself dancing around again. He used his claws to slice open the others' bonds.

"Uh oh…" Mojo gulped. "I think it's time I must be going!"

"OH YOU'RE GOING ALL RIGHT!" Logan pounced on him.

"YEOWWW!" Mojo tried to escape but was skewered in what passed for his behind. "THAT HURTS!"

"Good!" Scott used his visor to blast Mojo.

"ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! I CAN TAKE A HINT!" Mojo screamed as he saw Ororo power up her lightning. He opened the portal. "IT GOES STRAIGHT TO VIDEO!"

"YOU ARE GONNA GO STRAIGHT TO…" Logan roared before the portal closed. "AND STAY OUT!"

"Just when you thought this night could not get any worse…" Remy groaned.

"And I thought your stuff was bad," Jamie shook his head.

"What do you mean our stuff?" Sam glared at him.

If you haven't figured it out yet I don't own anything to Bugsy Malone. I was thinking about doing a parody of it one day. Maybe I still will. Or maybe someone else can do it if they want…

Todd: You'd do anything to get out of work ya lazy bum!

Quiet you. Up next! The ending!

Logan: Thank god…