Meanwhile, in heaven Jesus was talking to God, "please let me bring SOMEONE
back!"
God Growled, "I got you that car for your birthday..."
Jesus sighed, "come on... please! I all ready prepared for it!"
God Yelled, "FINE!"
Jesus replied, "thanks pops!" and went to earth in a poof of light.
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Jenny smiled at Johnny, "ignorant of what?" by now it was uncertain if she was serious or just messing with his mind.
Satan sighed, "Hey... when Jesus brings someone back, it's more painful than when I do, Nny, and you don't loose your hair, but he might mess up to where your head explodes for all we know..."
Johnny looked up at Satan, "you saying he's bringing me?"
Jenny looked like she was going to cry, "nny?"
Satan replied, "yes... that's how he plans to, but in the past-"
Jenny looked at Johnny, "your going?"
Johnny replied, "stop whining! You became more and more annoying since I met you!"
Jenny walked away, knowing she was unwanted.
Tenna followed her, "hey, Jenny..."
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Devi followed the Ambulance as it pulled into the hospital, but she slammed on her breaks in the parking lot when she saw a bright light, "great, I'm dead again aren't I?"
Liz growled, "Turn off your brights you dumb fuck!"
Todd asked Liz, "what's a fuck?"
Liz replied, "A fuck is what two peo-" her mouth was covered by Devi's hand, "shh"
the light turned into a human-ish figure, it wore a white robe that had a Nike symbol on the left side, he knocked on Devi's Window, "sup? I heard there was a dead person they need alive?"
Devi looked at him like he was crazy, "what the hell are you talking about?"
Liz growled and opened the door, followed by Todd.
The figure said, "I'm Jesus, I can help that dude, I can preform miracles!"
Devi laughed coldly, "changing Water to whine? lets get every one drunk, that's what you really were thinking, eh?"
Jesus looked annoyed, "no..."
Devi ignores him and parks the car. She got out of the car and walked with Liz and Squee to the main entrance.
Todd turned to Jesus, "can you help my friend, he's dead... most my friends are dead..."
Jesus thought for a moment, "Hey! I'll get allot of followers I bring all your friends back!"
Devi and Liz sighed, Devi said, "really?"
Liz replied, "that's the only reason you help people, to be popular? ... you selfish little Prick"
Jesus sighed, "take a chill pill ladies" he put on his head phones playing Nelly full blast as he walks into the hospital.
Devi growls, "I don't like him"
Liz sighs, "me either"
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Jennifer looked at Johnny, "I'm sorry, what can I do to make you happy?"
Johnny replied, "for one, quit smoking, I'm not saying that cause I have any feeling for you, it just makes me sick"
Jenny handed her Cigarettes to Crystal, "what else?"
Johnny sighed, "your just going to buy more... that's how it allways happens-" Johnny bellowed over, "DAMMIT!"
Jenny put an arm around him, "what's wrong?"
Johnny pushed her away, "..I'm... ok"
Crystal laughed a bit, "this is sad..."
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Jesus walked into the room Nny was in, followed by Devi, Todd and Liz, Jesus put is arms up, "I'll take it from here!"
Nny's heart beat came and went.
Devi walked to Nny's limp body, "Johnny..."
Jesus says something in Latin, that no one understands, and his heart beat returns, followed by thunder and a power outage, "oops..."
Devi looks at Jesus, "what do you mean oops?"
Jesus replied, "give me a break, I got his heart to work"
Devi ran to Johnny, "nny? You ok?" she checked for a pulse, which there was one, but he wasn't breathing.
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Johnny laid on the floor in pain, "I'll be alright, nothing I can handle"
Jennifer, "that's what a typical male would say..."
Johnny became pale.
Tenna sat next to Jennifer, Crystal sat on the other side.
Jenny looked at Johnny, "hey... I'm going to miss you"
Johnny rolled his eyes.
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Erin walked into the room, "What the hell happened? How come NO ONE IN TOWN HAS POWER!?"
Jesus replied, "my bad"
Devi yelled, "he's still not breathing! But he has a pulse!"
Erin yelled, "Woman! Give him Rescue Breathing then! ... wait I'm trained too..." Erin did as she was trained while Devi watched in hope her friend could be back. And she wouldn't be alone with these people...
Johnny began to breath on his own, slightly.
Jesus said, "all right it's working!" his head phones played "it's getting hot in here" which was getting on Devi's Nerves.
Todd looked at Liz, "this is creeper than anything Pepito's Ever done..."
Jesus twitched at the name, "Pepito? You know him?"
((Ending it here! Whoot! I'm highper! Yes I am... but mother says, "go to sleep"))
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God Growled, "I got you that car for your birthday..."
Jesus sighed, "come on... please! I all ready prepared for it!"
God Yelled, "FINE!"
Jesus replied, "thanks pops!" and went to earth in a poof of light.
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Jenny smiled at Johnny, "ignorant of what?" by now it was uncertain if she was serious or just messing with his mind.
Satan sighed, "Hey... when Jesus brings someone back, it's more painful than when I do, Nny, and you don't loose your hair, but he might mess up to where your head explodes for all we know..."
Johnny looked up at Satan, "you saying he's bringing me?"
Jenny looked like she was going to cry, "nny?"
Satan replied, "yes... that's how he plans to, but in the past-"
Jenny looked at Johnny, "your going?"
Johnny replied, "stop whining! You became more and more annoying since I met you!"
Jenny walked away, knowing she was unwanted.
Tenna followed her, "hey, Jenny..."
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Devi followed the Ambulance as it pulled into the hospital, but she slammed on her breaks in the parking lot when she saw a bright light, "great, I'm dead again aren't I?"
Liz growled, "Turn off your brights you dumb fuck!"
Todd asked Liz, "what's a fuck?"
Liz replied, "A fuck is what two peo-" her mouth was covered by Devi's hand, "shh"
the light turned into a human-ish figure, it wore a white robe that had a Nike symbol on the left side, he knocked on Devi's Window, "sup? I heard there was a dead person they need alive?"
Devi looked at him like he was crazy, "what the hell are you talking about?"
Liz growled and opened the door, followed by Todd.
The figure said, "I'm Jesus, I can help that dude, I can preform miracles!"
Devi laughed coldly, "changing Water to whine? lets get every one drunk, that's what you really were thinking, eh?"
Jesus looked annoyed, "no..."
Devi ignores him and parks the car. She got out of the car and walked with Liz and Squee to the main entrance.
Todd turned to Jesus, "can you help my friend, he's dead... most my friends are dead..."
Jesus thought for a moment, "Hey! I'll get allot of followers I bring all your friends back!"
Devi and Liz sighed, Devi said, "really?"
Liz replied, "that's the only reason you help people, to be popular? ... you selfish little Prick"
Jesus sighed, "take a chill pill ladies" he put on his head phones playing Nelly full blast as he walks into the hospital.
Devi growls, "I don't like him"
Liz sighs, "me either"
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Jennifer looked at Johnny, "I'm sorry, what can I do to make you happy?"
Johnny replied, "for one, quit smoking, I'm not saying that cause I have any feeling for you, it just makes me sick"
Jenny handed her Cigarettes to Crystal, "what else?"
Johnny sighed, "your just going to buy more... that's how it allways happens-" Johnny bellowed over, "DAMMIT!"
Jenny put an arm around him, "what's wrong?"
Johnny pushed her away, "..I'm... ok"
Crystal laughed a bit, "this is sad..."
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Jesus walked into the room Nny was in, followed by Devi, Todd and Liz, Jesus put is arms up, "I'll take it from here!"
Nny's heart beat came and went.
Devi walked to Nny's limp body, "Johnny..."
Jesus says something in Latin, that no one understands, and his heart beat returns, followed by thunder and a power outage, "oops..."
Devi looks at Jesus, "what do you mean oops?"
Jesus replied, "give me a break, I got his heart to work"
Devi ran to Johnny, "nny? You ok?" she checked for a pulse, which there was one, but he wasn't breathing.
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Johnny laid on the floor in pain, "I'll be alright, nothing I can handle"
Jennifer, "that's what a typical male would say..."
Johnny became pale.
Tenna sat next to Jennifer, Crystal sat on the other side.
Jenny looked at Johnny, "hey... I'm going to miss you"
Johnny rolled his eyes.
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Erin walked into the room, "What the hell happened? How come NO ONE IN TOWN HAS POWER!?"
Jesus replied, "my bad"
Devi yelled, "he's still not breathing! But he has a pulse!"
Erin yelled, "Woman! Give him Rescue Breathing then! ... wait I'm trained too..." Erin did as she was trained while Devi watched in hope her friend could be back. And she wouldn't be alone with these people...
Johnny began to breath on his own, slightly.
Jesus said, "all right it's working!" his head phones played "it's getting hot in here" which was getting on Devi's Nerves.
Todd looked at Liz, "this is creeper than anything Pepito's Ever done..."
Jesus twitched at the name, "Pepito? You know him?"
((Ending it here! Whoot! I'm highper! Yes I am... but mother says, "go to sleep"))
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