Demon Zoo
By Fantasy Cat
Disc: Me no own Inuyasha of the sorts.
Chapter Three
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"Okay, Sango. Tell me about your date last night."
"Well, Miroku was being a pervert again. But I didn't jumped out of my seat in the middle of the movie this time."
Kagome and Sango were in the locker room getting into their employee uniforms. Then Miroku came in. As he clocked in, Kagome noticed that he had a giant red spot on his face. "Sango slaps hard," said Miroku.
Ten minutes later, the three were already at work. They watered cages and cleaned up poop and garbage. Kagome had to go inside of the cages to feed the demons. Some were harmless even likable. Kouga the wolf demon was always rubbing against Kagome. "Uh…good morning to you too, Kouga."
Jakken was being sprayed with water as Sango was watering the cages. "Wake up call. Naraku doesn't want to see animals sleeping about all day."
"Feh. I'm gonna take it easy. All of that work yesterday is too much for the Shikon Zoo's finest hanyou." Inuyasha stretched himself onto the rocks. Being a popular hanyou he laid on his lawn chair and took a tan. He could see his brother on the other side through the bars coming out of his cave in his dog-like form. "Heh-heh. If it isn't the freak show." Sesshomaru only snarled at him from a far distance.
"Geez!" said Inuyasha. "Eugh, he still reeks of that human from two days ago."
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One hour later, the zoo was opened to the public. Inuyasha tried to read a book, but everyone was so noisy. The patrons, the demons, but especially the kids, the cursed blasted kids! All of that crying and whining.
"Mommy, that demon is so boring, he won't do anything!"
"This is the worst zoo ever!"
'I have to stay calm or Kagome's gonna kill me,' he thought to himself over and over and again. But the noise kept on going for hours on end. You would think he would be used to it by now, but today was Saturday and it was his day off from performing. He was relieved that the zoo closes on Sundays.
Kagome entered Inuyasha's cage and the nearby patrons were excited as they watched Kagome inside the cage bring Inuyasha his lunch. "Inuyasha, the customers are complaining that you aren't doing anything. You need to be more active."
"Active is something my brother will do. But I'm a hanyou, I need my breaks, too."
"Listen to me Inuyasha! You are not a human! You're an animal and need to start acting like one!"
"Oh, so I'm an animal am I? Well, how's this?" Inuyasha grabbed the chicken bone from Kagome's hand with his teeth nearly biting her hand off, then he swung the chicken around crazily and the patrons were backing away a bit frightened. The little kids were crying.
"Stop it, you moron!" said Kagome.
"Kagome! Control that hanyou!"
"Oh no," said Kagome. She looked over and saw Kagura stepping into the cage's entrance. "Heh, heh, heh," said Inuyasha. "You're in big trouble," he teased.
"Get out of there, you have a staff meeting in fifteen minutes." Kagome could only hope that this incident would not be brought up at the staff meeting.
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"Damn, Inuyasha. Always getting me in trouble," muttered Kagome. She quickly went to clean up and picked up lunch from one of the concession stands. Then she met Sango and Miroku in the meeting room. "Heard about Inuyasha, what a jerk," said Sango.
"I know. He's always like that on his day off."
Naraku came in with his right hand lady Kagura and another woman who seemed too creepy for words. "Well, Kagura told me about Inuyasha's behavior earlier. It would be fortunate to tell you that we might not have to worry about that mutt anymore. This woman here is Kikyo Newagani. She wishes to purchase Inuyasha for a hefty sum."
"When you mean purchase? Do you mean he wants to fund Inuyasha."
"No, you stupid girl," said Kagura. "It means she wants to buy the hanyou and take him away."
"What?" Everyone began muttering.
"But Mr. Onigumo, Inuyasha is the reason why we're so busy on the weekdays. Everyone comes to see him in our daily hanyou show. You can't find another creature at this zoo that will replace him."
"Well that's tough, Miss Higurashi, because I'm taking the check. You can hold one more show with Inuyasha on Monday but he will be gone by the next morning. This meeting is over!"
Kagome, Sango, and Miroku walked back to prepare for their afternoon shift. "I can't believe he's selling Inuyasha to that creepy bitch," said Sango. "What does she need him for? That hanyou's only good for sleeping and slicing up junk," said Kagome.
"Well, Kagome. You seem to get along with Inuyasha better than any employee here. I think it's best that you tell him, now."
"Me and Inuyasha? Get along? What a laugh!" But in truth Kagome was the only one meant to tell Inuyasha that he wouldn't be staying at the Shikon Zoo any longer.
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