Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! CM But In do own Yugi's happy dance and you can't use it w/out my permission. Oh, you'll see.

L.P=life points

Hi. My name is Yugi and this. Is my story.

Once I was dueling Kaiba and- as usual- I was winning 'yay' I think dully. Kaiba has 200 L.P. and I have 340 L.P.

We have interrupted Yugi's thoughts for I visit to Yugi's mind.

Um. Uh. **crickets in the background**. I AM A GUENIUS-HA!. Um...hi every1- out there- looking at my brain...he-he I'm just planning my next move- MWAHAHA- WHAT!?!?WHADYA MEAN I'M NOT THE EVIL TYPE!?!? WHY AM I THINKING THIS!?!? I mean- I mean- I'm not- NO- I SHOULD BE ON THE COVER OF MAGAZINES NOT KIABA! I'M HOTTER! I AM!!!!

AND NOW BACK TO THE REAL STORY AND ALL IT'S GLORY.ALONG WITH MY INSANITY-

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!. **eats another pixie stix** (have you ever noticed how Pixie Stix are always associated with evil and insanity???)

Hi again

Kaiba: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Yugi: What is it now? Kaiba:3 Yugi: 3087?

Kaiba: **groans

Yugi: YAY! **does the happy dance** OH YEAH! I WON! GO ME, GO ME , GO, GO, GO ME!

Kaiba: ok, ok you win, you know the way out. **falls down the steps** ow.

Yugi: **leaves**

Joey: **right outside the arena** Yo, Yug-good job.

Yugi: Thanx Joey

Tristan: **Next to Joey with a couple of bruises** YA! Wayda go!

Tea: all with the power of friendship!!!!

Tristan, Yugi, Joey: **sweatdrops** ¬_¬

Tea: Waaaaaaaaaat?

Joey: And the move you pulled was ultimate guenius!

Tea: JOEY! That's not how friends are s'posed to act!!!!

Tristan/Joey: **ignores her and continues to compliment Yugi**

And that is a typical Friday afternoon in the life of Yugi Motou-ME!!!!!

Next chappie: Monday!!!! C ya then! (the bruise thing is cuz him an Joey were fighting.the people that counted didn't get it every1 else is special-which is a good thing)